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[Endless_Night]

Also, I got chiggered.

 

[investor2020]

Also, I got chiggered.

As a youth, spent a couple weeks at camp, which included an overnight outing in sleeping bags. The next day I began itching, and by night it was terrible. Went down to the camp headquarters to see the night nurse/doctor about 9 pm, that happened to be the most gorgeous lady counsler (remember I'm only 10-12 at the time).

With me stripped down to the undies (and embarrassed), she diagnosed a severe case of chigger bites. The solution then was putting nail polish on every bite to suffocate the buggers, and proceeded to cover all exposed bites. I got dressed, thanked her, and started to leave. She asked "are you sure we've got all the bites?" I knew she had not and blushed. She said "where?" and I pointed to my crotch.

Now totally humiliated, I had to drop my jeans and undies so she could treat the bites in the "privates area".

The next day I heard that all of the sleeping bags had to be detoxed because of a reported case of chiggers, but no mention as to who was involved. My gorgeous nurse/doctor protected my identity (but I'd bet she laughingly told a few of her cohorts . . . but the camper ID never broke out in camp, thank goodness !)

 

[hotwords229_A]

As a youth, spent a couple weeks at camp, which included an overnight outing in sleeping bags. The next day I began itching, and by night it was terrible. Went down to the camp headquarters to see the night nurse/doctor about 9 pm, that happened to be the most gorgeous lady counsler (remember I'm only 10-12 at the time).

With me stripped down to the undies (and embarrassed), she diagnosed a severe case of chigger bites. The solution then was putting nail polish on every bite to suffocate the buggers, and proceeded to cover all exposed bites. I got dressed, thanked her, and started to leave. She asked "are you sure we've got all the bites?" I knew she had not and blushed. She said "where?" and I pointed to my crotch.

Now totally humiliated, I had to drop my jeans and undies so she could treat the bites in the "privates area".

The next day I heard that all of the sleeping bags had to be detoxed because of a reported case of chiggers, but no mention as to who was involved. My gorgeous nurse/doctor protected my identity (but I'd bet she laughingly told a few of her cohorts . . . but the camper ID never broke out in camp, thank goodness !)

I often wonder, at times like this, how aware the “hot nurse/counselor” is of the situation she is creating. On one hand, she needs to help you out of your predicament, on the other, she is creating a lifelong memory of bonerific proportions.

Now the most important question is: was it actually on your Dingus, or just in the crotch area?

 

[Endless_Night]

The next day I heard that all of the sleeping bags had to be detoxed because of a reported case of chiggers, but no mention as to who was involved. My gorgeous nurse/doctor protected my identity (but I'd bet she laughingly told a few of her cohorts . . . but the camper ID never broke out in camp, thank goodness !)

This is a truly terrible yet oh so painfully funny story.

Now the most important question is: was it actually on your Dingus, or just in the crotch area?

Omg.

You do not have to answer that, Investor!

I often wonder, at times like this, how aware the “hot nurse/counselor” is of the situation she is creating. On one hand, she needs to help you out of your predicament, on the other, she is creating a lifelong memory of bonerific proportions.

This seems to be a running theme.

With you.

Just sayin'.

 

[Endless_Night]

I am in town.

Do you know what town has?

Restaurants!!!


Ramen is in my future.

 

[Endless_Night]

I got the Wow Eyes from @Wand3rlust.

I am now wondering whether she is shocked to read that I go to restaurants, eat ramen, or partake of the city life?

Stay tuned.

 

[Endless_Night]

Also, I have five VERY ANGRY chigger bites.

Darn Trombiculidae.

 

[investor2020]

Now the most important question is: was it actually on your Dingus, or just in the crotch area?

Let's just say the nail polish bottle was empty by the time she was done . . . and it was a VERY long time before I disrobed in front of a woman again !

 

[Endless_Night]

I am wondering if salt is better than sugar?

 

[Endless_Night]

Let's just say the nail polish bottle was empty by the time she was done . . . and it was a VERY long time before I disrobed in front of a woman again !

Oh. That sounds . . .

 

[Wand3rlust]

I got the Wow Eyes from @Wand3rlust.

I am now wondering whether she is shocked to read that I go to restaurants, eat ramen, or partake of the city life?

Stay tuned.

To be fair to me, you seemed shocked you were in town, with restaurants.....

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am wondering if salt is better than sugar?

Why choose?

 

[Endless_Night]

To be fair to me, you seemed shocked you were in town, with restaurants.....

That was excitement rather than shock.

It's probably a cultural thing.

Why choose?

Body scrubs at the spa.

It's a case of either or, I'm afraid.

 

[Wand3rlust]

That was excitement rather than shock.

It's probably a cultural thing.


Body scrubs at the spa.

It's a case of either or, I'm afraid.

Ah - i assumed (wongly) you were talking about food!

I think both have benefits. But I do love a sugar scrub...

 

[Endless_Night]

Ah - i assumed (wongly) you were talking about food!

I think both have benefits. But I do love a sugar scrub...

I just have four days so I am having to pick and choose. It's a conundrum.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ah - i assumed (wongly) you were talking about food!

What a weird assumption!

 

[Wand3rlust]

What a weird assumption!

I know, right??

This is Lit - i should have at least assumed it was a sex practice.

Although, it was @Endless_Night , so I went for the most..... mainstream option?

 

[Endless_Night]

I know, right??

This is Lit - i should have at least assumed it was a sex practice.

Although, it was @Endless_Night , so I went for the most..... mainstream option?

Mainstream?!

You associate me with mainstream?!

THE RUDENESS

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mainstream?!

You associate me with mainstream?!

THE RUDENESS

Hey, I nearly said vanilla....

 

[Endless_Night]

Hey, I nearly said vanilla....

Vanilla?!

That's it!

*throws down gauntlet*

 

[Endless_Night]

Omg.

I cannot quit laughing.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Vanilla?!

That's it!

*throws down gauntlet*

*wonders why you have a gauntlet*

*rethinks everything*

 

[Endless_Night]

*wonders why you have a gauntlet*

*rethinks everything*

Omg. Stop! I have to stop laughing so I can make an appt.

 

[Endless_Night]

I am doing a pickup at a church today. It's a little early so I'm sitting in the lobby waiting for the doors to open.

Is it sacrilegious to surf Lit in a holy place


I do not know . . . .

 

[Endless_Night]

I have a girlfriend who neither works out or makes a point to eat healthy. She also goes through periods where she smokes. Generally speaking, she just doesn't take care of her body at all.

There is no treating her body as a temple going on.

(See how I snuck a reference to the bible -> church in there? )

She does, however, take care of her face. Entire families could, and do, survive on what she spends yearly. Today, we met for lunch and she told me she is getting ready to do some new face/age treatment that runs several thousand dollars.

Her money. Whatever floats her boat.

What I don't get is why, if she's concerned about her appearance, she doesn't take care of her body as well. Just the minimum, even. She says she can't be bothered with all that hard stuff like exercise and nutrition, and that it's her face people see coming.

The logic of how people spend their money remains a mystery.


I am not excepting myself from that last comment.
I mean, I would like to.
But I am not.