That bod! Excuse me, Dad Bod!

[Dadoftwo87]

Not sure how thirsty this is…
But took a pic at the hotel pool yesterday…

Something tells me thos stirs up a thirst with many a lady, Jack

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

Not sure how thirsty this is…
But took a pic at the hotel pool yesterday…
https://i.ibb.co/N2jJcgGd/IMG-3136.jpg

 

[cactusjack0584]

Drink up

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

Drink up

Spoken like a true bartenderista

 

[cactusjack0584]

Spoken like a true bartenderista

I do offer shirtless service… pantsless if requested

 

[kinkincguy]

An offering for Thursday

 

[Firecracker]

An offering for Thursday

Does the offer stand for other days, too?

 

[kinkincguy]

Does the offer stand for other days, too?

It certainly could be

 

[Firecracker]

It certainly could be

Yay!

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

An offering for Thursday

men with plants!

 

[kinkincguy]

men with plants!

Thanks. I do my plants

 

[cactusjack0584]

I suppose this would qualify as…
gone

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

I suppose this would qualify as…
…manly? Any thoughts?

Hard to think after that

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hard to think after that

puns

 

[Dadoftwo87]

As there apparently is a new crusade against nudity... here is my dad bod under many layers of clothing... (we're camping and it is bloody cold at night)
Any ladies want to visit my campsite? I'll pitch a tent for you real fast
https://i.ibb.co/bMYnJMDm/20250428-221623.jpg

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

puns

Puns but also facts!

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

As there apparently is a new crusade against nudity... here is my dad bod under many layers of clothing... (we're camping and it is bloody cold at night)
Any ladies want to visit my campsite? I'll pitch a tent for you real fast
https://i.ibb.co/bMYnJMDm/20250428-221623.jpg

Such a considerate offer!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

As there apparently is a new crusade against nudity... here is my dad bod under many layers of clothing... (we're camping and it is bloody cold at night)
Any ladies want to visit my campsite? I'll pitch a tent for you real fast
️

I certainly will… and thank you for the offer to assist. I always have issues with my…

Tent… yeah, that’s what it is

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

As there apparently is a new crusade against nudity... here is my dad bod under many layers of clothing... (we're camping and it is bloody cold at night)
Any ladies want to visit my campsite? I'll pitch a tent for you real fast
https://i.ibb.co/bMYnJMDm/20250428-221623.jpg

Well I do hate getting rained on while camping so a good sturdy tentpole is a welcome comfort! Fine with other stuff that gets me wet, just not rain.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Puns but also facts!

Thanks

 

[Dadoftwo87]

Such a considerate offer!

I certainly will… and thank you for the offer to assist. I always have issues with my…

Tent… yeah, that’s what it is

Well I do hate getting rained on while camping so a good sturdy tentpole is a welcome comfort! Fine with other stuff that gets me wet, just not rain.

Oh dear, it seems ill be busy . I'll have to make sure that tentpole is sturdy enough to be satisfactory for both of you

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Oh dear, it seems ill be busy . I'll have to make sure that tentpole is sturdy enough to be satisfactory for both of you

ya'know... it's a tough job - but someone's gotta do it!

I have faith

 

[Dadoftwo87]

ya'know... it's a tough job - but someone's gotta do it!

I have faith

Hehe such is my burden.... and then they say vacations are for resting

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hehe such is my burden.... and then they say vacations are for resting

yeah... that's what they say - lit girls have a different plan
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOXdneG93eWJ2M2RxbnBhczE2dXJ3czNpMW1hdWF2aGYwY2tpY2hhMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dk3TmFZpn6pUI/giphy.gif

 

[Dadoftwo87]

yeah... that's what they say - lit girls have a different plan
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOXdneG93eWJ2M2RxbnBhczE2dXJ3czNpMW1hdWF2aGYwY2tpY2hhMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dk3TmFZpn6pUI/giphy.gif

Hehe careful now MWP , you'll have me pitching a tent inside my tent.... tentception....