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MacGuffinn said:
Kitiara, you win the Grand Prize - an all-expenses trip to Akron, Ohio! You'll stay in the sweetest suite of the Honeyspot Travellodge, Rated in Bob's Guide to the Midwest as "A Fine Place for the Inoculated!" Congratulations!

(Well, on the game show I might be a part of, that is. In my mind your prize is somewhere more worthy, like Fiji or Malta.)
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Even if you werent looking at my face and just at my boobs, my name tag shouldve been there...KITANA
 
LilKitKat said:
Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.
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So I was at work and I really wanted to respond to this because I think it's kool and I love what you shared.
So here are some things about me - which you may or may not regret reading lol
First, as evident from my first sentence, I have been spelling the word 'cool' as 'kool' since about 1993 (yes, I am old)

Growing up was tough for me as I was bullied a lot. I was short and I kept getting bullied for being poor since my family had to rely on social assistance to survive. My Mom didn't work, my Dad was a painter (when I say painter, not an artist, but painted people's homes) but he fell of a ladder and was forced to go on compensation... which took many years to get. So I suffered so much bullying growing up, I held it down for years until I was in 6th Grade where everything came to a head. One day heading into school I found a wooden meat tenderizer (though I wasn't sure what it was at the time) and when the school bully started berating me and pushing I took it and smacked him in the head. I was the one that got in trouble, from that point I tended to have a short fuse. I found it a struggle to keep my temper in check, which led to more bullying.
When I finally got to Secondary School I was a different person and found myself making a wide variety of friends. I was friends with the sports crowd, the arts crowd and even the 'nerds' crowd. It was here where I found myself on local television doing a quiz show that was between all the local schools. So as the line goes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail ... 'I got better'

I grew up in Canada for 38 years and in 2014 I moved to Ireland... I am loving it here. It doesn't get snow, well it does, but in my 10+ years here the longest snow stayed on the ground was 3 days and it was at most 2 inches of snow. In Canada the temperature range was from -30 to 40°C (-22 to -40°F) in the winter to 30-38°C (86-100.4°F) in the summer. Here the coldest it has been is -6°C (21.2°F) and the hottest 27°C (80.6°F) ... so much more amenable and not as vast a gap.

Since Covid I have become enamoured with Adult Visual Novel games. They have become both my reading time, game time and enjoying some lewd scenes where I put myself in the place of the Main Character. There are some REALLY good ones out there and I have enjoyed quite a few.

I probably masterbate at least once a day and I absolutely love boobs... all shapes and sizes... though I am sure many here know that about me already lol

Oh, and also since Covid I have become obsessed with a game called Football Manager... I have put in MANY hours and learned SO much more about Football by playing this game.

I am weak willed, quite over weight and have severe confidence and body issues. I have tried diets and such, but thanks to a hernia I can't work out a lot and have been told by doctor's that I need to lose weight to get the hernia sorted and so it's a vicious circle... plus as I said, no will power which makes trying to lose weight even more difficult. I have dealt with depression off and on and I am sure this is part of the reason why...

I think I have shared too much already, but I wanted to add one thing more:

I hope everyday to be a better human, but I am scared every day for humanity.
 
LilKitKat said:
Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.
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I've a few more...

I am a member of the Church of the Subgenius.
I have dated a model, a practicing Wiccan, an animator, and a psychoanalyst. I married none of them.
I've been on this site longer than it says - there was a migration to the current board carrier that wiped out earlier postings. I often leave and come back after lengthy periods.
I drive manual, and prefer it.
 
Shyguy1369 said:
So I was at work and I really wanted to respond to this because I think it's kool and I love what you shared.
So here are some things about me - which you may or may not regret reading lol
First, as evident from my first sentence, I have been spelling the word 'cool' as 'kool' since about 1993 (yes, I am old)

Growing up was tough for me as I was bullied a lot. I was short and I kept getting bullied for being poor since my family had to rely on social assistance to survive. My Mom didn't work, my Dad was a painter (when I say painter, not an artist, but painted people's homes) but he fell of a ladder and was forced to go on compensation... which took many years to get. So I suffered so much bullying growing up, I held it down for years until I was in 6th Grade where everything came to a head. One day heading into school I found a wooden meat tenderizer (though I wasn't sure what it was at the time) and when the school bully started berating me and pushing I took it and smacked him in the head. I was the one that got in trouble, from that point I tended to have a short fuse. I found it a struggle to keep my temper in check, which led to more bullying.
When I finally got to Secondary School I was a different person and found myself making a wide variety of friends. I was friends with the sports crowd, the arts crowd and even the 'nerds' crowd. It was here where I found myself on local television doing a quiz show that was between all the local schools. So as the line goes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail ... 'I got better'

I grew up in Canada for 38 years and in 2014 I moved to Ireland... I am loving it here. It doesn't get snow, well it does, but in my 10+ years here the longest snow stayed on the ground was 3 days and it was at most 2 inches of snow. In Canada the temperature range was from -30 to 40°C (-22 to -40°F) in the winter to 30-38°C (86-100.4°F) in the summer. Here the coldest it has been is -6°C (21.2°F) and the hottest 27°C (80.6°F) ... so much more amenable and not as vast a gap.

Since Covid I have become enamoured with Adult Visual Novel games. They have become both my reading time, game time and enjoying some lewd scenes where I put myself in the place of the Main Character. There are some REALLY good ones out there and I have enjoyed quite a few.

I probably masterbate at least once a day and I absolutely love boobs... all shapes and sizes... though I am sure many here know that about me already lol

Oh, and also since Covid I have become obsessed with a game called Football Manager... I have put in MANY hours and learned SO much more about Football by playing this game.

I am weak willed, quite over weight and have severe confidence and body issues. I have tried diets and such, but thanks to a hernia I can't work out a lot and have been told by doctor's that I need to lose weight to get the hernia sorted and so it's a vicious circle... plus as I said, no will power which makes trying to lose weight even more difficult. I have dealt with depression off and on and I am sure this is part of the reason why...

I think I have shared too much already, but I wanted to add one thing more:

I hope everyday to be a better human, but I am scared every day for humanity.
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Ive been to Ireland. I enjoyed my time there!
Adult Visual Novel Games? Sounds...interesting!?
Thanks for sharing about your difficulties losing weight or being motivated, as well as the health issues that dont help! I am happy to work with ya on some ideas if you like...I am pretty active and eat a mix of healthier stuff combined with still making sure I have time for pizza, french fries, ice cream, etc!
Love your final message too!
 
MacGuffinn said:
I've a few more...

I am a member of the Church of the Subgenius.
I have dated a model, a practicing Wiccan, an animator, and a psychoanalyst. I married none of them.
I've been on this site longer than it says - there was a migration to the current board carrier that wiped out earlier postings. I often leave and come back after lengthy periods.
I drive manual, and prefer it.
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Man every girl seems to have a wiccan phase. I never really did though do love the ART of some tarot, but dont believe in any of that or crystals, witchcraft, ouija whatever.
 
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LilKitKat said:
I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)
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Don't we all? 😅

LilKitKat said:
Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.
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Just a few from me-

I got little hobbit feet- they hairy and I don't like wearing socks or shoes while at home 😅

I'm still a virgin at 29. Only received 1 bj ever, fingered same girl but that's as far as my experience goes.

I was a skinhead at school, had Eczema on my scalp and hair needed to be short for the special shampoo to work. Often shared the clippers with the dog- he'd get a trim then I would bahaha.

I had my University work broadcasted into Space for Tim Peak to judge as part of a competition. Think the short film is still on Into Film's YouTube.

Am in 2nd round of therapy for addicition, ironically porn/sex addiction 😆

Work in Film Content Distribution

Solo traveled New Zealand

Skydived at 20,000 feet in Auckland, NZ. bungee jumped out there too- in Hamner Springs

Aaaand, that'll do for now :D

Any questions, ask away
 
Apollo96 said:
Don't we all? 😅


Just a few from me-

I got little hobbit feet- they hairy and I don't like wearing socks or shoes while at home 😅

I'm still a virgin at 29. Only received 1 bj ever, fingered same girl but that's as far as my experience goes.

I was a skinhead at school, had Eczema on my scalp and hair needed to be short for the special shampoo to work. Often shared the clippers with the dog- he'd get a trim then I would bahaha.

I had my University work broadcasted into Space for Tim Peak to judge as part of a competition. Think the short film is still on Into Film's YouTube.

Am in 2nd round of therapy for addicition, ironically porn/sex addiction 😆

Work in Film Content Distribution

Solo traveled New Zealand

Skydived at 20,000 feet in Auckland, NZ. bungee jumped out there too- in Hamner Springs

Aaaand, that'll do for now :D

Any questions, ask away
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You have shared most all of this with me via DM, but proud you shared it publicly, so thank you!!!
 
LilKitKat said:
Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.

Here's a few from me.

I absolutely dislike any/all trends of women with huge butts and hips (and usually boobs) and it being considered attractive. I have no legit reason why. If you think someone is hot for being super short or muscular or having a big nose or hairy or bald or has huge boobs or being Black or big dicks or you like only Asian chicks or whatever, thats fine...but for some reason that look just annoys me.

I always brush my bottom teeth first on the inside, then the top inside, then I do the fronts of the tops and bottoms. I dont always floss but prob every other day.

I tried out for Jeopardy and passed the test. I can elaborate another time. Its a bit of a story!

I prefer for my kitchen, car, bedroom, whatever to be clean...bigtime...but with work/friends/dog/life I can get messy/lazy and if my clothes are on my bed or something, I sometimes smell my clothes to see if they are clean or not haha

I like to peel off burnt skin from sunburns

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

I play some games on my phone during meetings where I dont have to pay super close attention. Clash of Clans, sudoku, wordle, crossy road...
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I’m British, divorced and have great children but they are in Japan and I don’t see them often.

Definitely spend too much time reading porn and masturbate often (not to the point of cumming all the time).

Asian and Asian/white women really intoxicate me but otherwise I’m partial to smaller breasts and definitely clean shaven.

I have a passion for football especially Newcastle. Love sports car (have been known to compete in drift competitions)

Used to play sport for England U21 (won’t say which sport for now)

Have had a bi experience, would do again but much prefer women
 
Japansurfer said:
I’m British, divorced and have great children but they are in Japan and I don’t see them often.

Definitely spend too much time reading porn and masturbate often (not to the point of cumming all the time).

Asian and Asian/white women really intoxicate me but otherwise I’m partial to smaller breasts and definitely clean shaven.

I have a passion for football especially Newcastle. Love sports car (have been known to compete in drift competitions)

Used to play sport for England U21 (won’t say which sport for now)

Have had a bi experience, would do again but much prefer women
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U21 sport for England. Ill go with...fucking darts. Hahaha.

Hmmm, is there an intoxicating Asian/white woman with not huge tiddies that is clean shaven nearby?!?

In all seriousness, thanks for sharing my friend!
 
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