LilKitKat's thread

[LilKitKat]

Yes he definitely is lucky indeed. I’m in the same boat. But there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being single

never claimed there was!

 

[31_megaman]

never claimed there was!

I was just saying in general. Hope your having a wonderful evening

 

[LilKitKat]

all quiet on the western front

 

[LilKitKat]

Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.

Here's a few from me.

I absolutely dislike any/all trends of women with huge butts and hips (and usually boobs) and it being considered attractive. I have no legit reason why. If you think someone is hot for being super short or muscular or having a big nose or hairy or bald or has huge boobs or being Black or big dicks or you like only Asian chicks or whatever, thats fine...but for some reason that look just annoys me.

I always brush my bottom teeth first on the inside, then the top inside, then I do the fronts of the tops and bottoms. I dont always floss but prob every other day.

I tried out for Jeopardy and passed the test. I can elaborate another time. Its a bit of a story!

I prefer for my kitchen, car, bedroom, whatever to be clean...bigtime...but with work/friends/dog/life I can get messy/lazy and if my clothes are on my bed or something, I sometimes smell my clothes to see if they are clean or not haha

I like to peel off burnt skin from sunburns

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

I play some games on my phone during meetings where I dont have to pay super close attention. Clash of Clans, sudoku, wordle, crossy road...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.


First off, my favorite color isn't blue, but more of a forest green.

My favorite music varies between old school country to old school rap to rock music of various kinds depending on mood.
I haven't done it in a while, but I do like karaoke. My standby is Dirty Little Secret by the American Rejects.
I don't dance too well. I've always been a big person and get a little careful about hurting people by accident.
I played half a season of high school football.
and...I'm a romantic at heart.

 

[ZfrkS62]

I hate new cars. I hate that they're so cold and digital. And the fact they have to pipe in the engine noise through the speakers because the turbos kill the exhaust and induction notes.

My daily is an E36 5 speed. The dog taxi is a 2006 E90. My wife is still driving the Mazda she bought brand new in 2005 that I think was built about a month after the E90 (model years are weird). I'll stick to the E36 as long as I possibly can. Once the dog dies, I'm ditching the E90.

I've raced SCCA, budget endurance, and Hornets. I have a stalled build that took a backseat when another, more important project dropped in my lap.

 

[sussisub]

Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.

Here's a few from me.

I absolutely dislike any/all trends of women with huge butts and hips (and usually boobs) and it being considered attractive. I have no legit reason why. If you think someone is hot for being super short or muscular or having a big nose or hairy or bald or has huge boobs or being Black or big dicks or you like only Asian chicks or whatever, thats fine...but for some reason that look just annoys me.

I always brush my bottom teeth first on the inside, then the top inside, then I do the fronts of the tops and bottoms. I dont always floss but prob every other day.

I tried out for Jeopardy and passed the test. I can elaborate another time. Its a bit of a story!

I prefer for my kitchen, car, bedroom, whatever to be clean...bigtime...but with work/friends/dog/life I can get messy/lazy and if my clothes are on my bed or something, I sometimes smell my clothes to see if they are clean or not haha

I like to peel off burnt skin from sunburns

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

I play some games on my phone during meetings where I dont have to pay super close attention. Clash of Clans, sudoku, wordle, crossy road...

My most embarrassing moment was when I was giving a guy blowjob and he started peeing in my mouth once he came

 

[HollyS]

Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.

Here's a few from me.

I absolutely dislike any/all trends of women with huge butts and hips (and usually boobs) and it being considered attractive. I have no legit reason why. If you think someone is hot for being super short or muscular or having a big nose or hairy or bald or has huge boobs or being Black or big dicks or you like only Asian chicks or whatever, thats fine...but for some reason that look just annoys me.

I always brush my bottom teeth first on the inside, then the top inside, then I do the fronts of the tops and bottoms. I dont always floss but prob every other day.

I tried out for Jeopardy and passed the test. I can elaborate another time. Its a bit of a story!

I prefer for my kitchen, car, bedroom, whatever to be clean...bigtime...but with work/friends/dog/life I can get messy/lazy and if my clothes are on my bed or something, I sometimes smell my clothes to see if they are clean or not haha

I like to peel off burnt skin from sunburns

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

I play some games on my phone during meetings where I dont have to pay super close attention. Clash of Clans, sudoku, wordle, crossy road...

Here's a few weird and rando facts about me before I turn in for the night.

I *also* hate the big butt trend, along with almost all the weird fillers, plastic surgery, and fake boobs that are all the rage. However, I admit my hypocrisy, because I am totally okay with piercings and certain tattoos. The tattoos have to be aesthetically pleasing. To me!! lol

I am a neat freak and borderline germophobe.

I took the Mensa exam and qualified for membership, but never did join.

I go through cycles of hypersexuality. I've always been sexually focused, but I cycle through phases where I masturbate many times a day, wear my poor husband out, and still want more. Then I return to a more normal sex drive, where I only masturbate or have sex once or so a day. I have been checked for psychological disorders like bi-polar, but other than the sexuality I am astonishingly ordinary.

And last weird fact for tonight - I don't play any video games or participate in most social media. I'm basically an analog girl.

 

[Omegadude]

Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.

Here's a few from me.

I absolutely dislike any/all trends of women with huge butts and hips (and usually boobs) and it being considered attractive. I have no legit reason why. If you think someone is hot for being super short or muscular or having a big nose or hairy or bald or has huge boobs or being Black or big dicks or you like only Asian chicks or whatever, thats fine...but for some reason that look just annoys me.

I always brush my bottom teeth first on the inside, then the top inside, then I do the fronts of the tops and bottoms. I dont always floss but prob every other day.

I tried out for Jeopardy and passed the test. I can elaborate another time. Its a bit of a story!

I prefer for my kitchen, car, bedroom, whatever to be clean...bigtime...but with work/friends/dog/life I can get messy/lazy and if my clothes are on my bed or something, I sometimes smell my clothes to see if they are clean or not haha

I like to peel off burnt skin from sunburns

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

I play some games on my phone during meetings where I dont have to pay super close attention. Clash of Clans, sudoku, wordle, crossy road...

I have sang in Carnegie Hall, I work in TV.

 

[JusticeGrey]

I absolutely dislike any/all trends of women with huge butts and hips (and usually boobs) and it being considered attractive. I have no legit reason why. If you think someone is hot for being super short or muscular or having a big nose or hairy or bald or has huge boobs or being Black or big dicks or you like only Asian chicks or whatever, thats fine...but for some reason that look just annoys me.

I also don't enjoy this look

I always brush my bottom teeth first on the inside, then the top inside, then I do the fronts of the tops and bottoms. I dont always floss but prob every other day.

I start inside bottom, the top of the bottom (if that makes sense), inside top, bottom of the top, then the fronts all at once like a child in a toothpaste commercial

I tried out for Jeopardy and passed the test. I can elaborate another time. Its a bit of a story!

Jeopardy is the only show I won't miss and need to hear this story

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

I lost a geography bee when I was eleven or twelve because I heard "West" when the question was "East", as in: what is the easternmost capital in Europe. I said Lisbon. I was right for the question I heard, just not the question that was asked.

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

Glad to hear it, though it can be much better with someone to do that for you.

I play some games on my phone during meetings where I dont have to pay super close attention. Clash of Clans, sudoku, wordle, crossy road...

I have recently started playing that stupid Google moon phases game during meetings when I'm in the office. If I'm wfh, it's Lit, chat, or porn.

I have sang in Carnegie Hall, I work in TV.

I also sang at Carnegie Hall (in 7th grade...way back in the 20th Century).

I got way into new wave music about 30 years after the fact and haven't looked back.

 

[firefox27eros]

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

@LilKitKat me too!

What is it that really turns you on and makes you horny that ends in masturbation? (photo, video, audio, Lit story, just your fantasies or something else?

What do you use (with tool(s)/toys or without) when you masturbate?

Quickies or little bit longer edging?

Have you masturbate during a meeting or what is your favourite place?

 

[nothingatall27]

Picking up where we left off in science, you all had your test tubes out last week, so hopefully you plotted the data and now can study the curve(s)

https://i.postimg.cc/90RHWzKS/sciencecurves.jpg

or

https://ibb.co/PzmsQXmM

You are hotter than a bunsen burner

 

[AnomalyLady]

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

Where are you from?

Random facts about me:

I know the alphabet and some words in sign language.

I burn so easily in the sun.

I watch pirated soap opera show / movies whenever I can. Each story is an hour to an hour and a half and I love them so much.

Most women can probably relate, I always walk out of my house, a store, etc with a key in between my fingers if I have to stab someone

& I love pulling all-nighters. The adrenaline rush is addicting.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Almost time for the gym.
These maaaaayyyyy be too tight, yes?

https://i.postimg.cc/3R9c80St/tootight.png

I'm wondering if your pussy would eat my cock like it seems to be eating your pants (No, on reconsideration, I'm wanting your pussy to eat my cock!)

Full Frontal Friday For You



https://i.postimg.cc/mgTSgy75/ffffy.jpg

There are no words ... mainly because I can't control my tongue and lower jaw because they're dragging along the floor! This just confirms you're one of the hottest - if not the actual hottest - women on Lit

Picking up where we left off in science, you all had your test tubes out last week, so hopefully you plotted the data and now can study the curve(s)

https://i.postimg.cc/90RHWzKS/sciencecurves.jpg

or

https://ibb.co/PzmsQXmM

There is a definite upward curve possibly at about 135 degrees from perpendicular when the start point of the limp dick is considered as zero ... (and some evidence of spillage too )

 

[firefox27eros]

@LilKitKat one of my stories:
I've been to two fashion shows in my life, both on the catwalk in the previous millennium, but I was over 18.
The best part was the lingerie show.
At the time I had shoulder-length hair, wore a white bow tie and boxers, in the company of 2 ladies, with the lights off of course.
We played a little story about the difficulties of choosing a partner, but in the end I decided to go with both of them, cutting the Gordian knot

 

[Hamster]

Getting the feeling that ibb.co is only reliable for randomly deleting posted images. Seems like only a few posts last more that a couple of hours, regardless of who has posted, or when.

 

[Divindisguise]

Take a bite of THIS Kit Kat...

https://vlix.io/video/cef941def203e85cf40b/

Can't believe I missed watching this earlier. Your videos are masterpieces for masturbators.

 

[firefox27eros]

Picking up where we left off in science, you all had your test tubes out last week, so hopefully you plotted the data and now can study the curve(s)

https://i.postimg.cc/90RHWzKS/sciencecurves.jpg

@LilKitKat I desperately need your expertise to confirm something I am not familiar but you are the Expert.

I have found a beautiful word with different explanations of the meaning.

Kuchisabishii: A Strong Desire to Put Something in Your Mouth.​

The word “kuchisabishii” [口寂しい] literally means lonely mouth and refers to a person's desire and anxiety to put something in their mouth. It can refer to desires, comforts, compulsion, addiction and loneliness.
Kuchisabishii can also indicate to refer to gluttony, the desire to eat even when not hungry.

https://wordsoftheworlds.substack.com/p/kuchisabishii-a-strong-desire-to
https://skdesu.com/en/you-know-what-kuchisabhii-mean/

 

[Utmale48]

Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.

Here's a few from me.

I absolutely dislike any/all trends of women with huge butts and hips (and usually boobs) and it being considered attractive. I have no legit reason why. If you think someone is hot for being super short or muscular or having a big nose or hairy or bald or has huge boobs or being Black or big dicks or you like only Asian chicks or whatever, thats fine...but for some reason that look just annoys me.

I always brush my bottom teeth first on the inside, then the top inside, then I do the fronts of the tops and bottoms. I dont always floss but prob every other day.

I tried out for Jeopardy and passed the test. I can elaborate another time. Its a bit of a story!

I prefer for my kitchen, car, bedroom, whatever to be clean...bigtime...but with work/friends/dog/life I can get messy/lazy and if my clothes are on my bed or something, I sometimes smell my clothes to see if they are clean or not haha

I like to peel off burnt skin from sunburns

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

I play some games on my phone during meetings where I dont have to pay super close attention. Clash of Clans, sudoku, wordle, crossy road...

I was working at the track in Vegas when Dan Wheldon died in an accident. Very sad day. I used to be a fire chief for a small department. I have to flip my pillow at least twice before I can fall asleep. I’ve been told I dance pretty well for a big guy.

 

[SensualKat78]

Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.

Here's a few from me.

I absolutely dislike any/all trends of women with huge butts and hips (and usually boobs) and it being considered attractive. I have no legit reason why. If you think someone is hot for being super short or muscular or having a big nose or hairy or bald or has huge boobs or being Black or big dicks or you like only Asian chicks or whatever, thats fine...but for some reason that look just annoys me.

I always brush my bottom teeth first on the inside, then the top inside, then I do the fronts of the tops and bottoms. I dont always floss but prob every other day.

I tried out for Jeopardy and passed the test. I can elaborate another time. Its a bit of a story!

I prefer for my kitchen, car, bedroom, whatever to be clean...bigtime...but with work/friends/dog/life I can get messy/lazy and if my clothes are on my bed or something, I sometimes smell my clothes to see if they are clean or not haha

I like to peel off burnt skin from sunburns

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

I play some games on my phone during meetings where I dont have to pay super close attention. Clash of Clans, sudoku, wordle, crossy road...

I shared this story with my nieces the other night—my brother still calls it one of my classic hair-brained schemes. Back when I was a freshman and he was a senior, he’d throw big house parties whenever our parents were out of town. He had a system: move all the nice furniture into the locked bedroom, and I was always recruited to help prep the house. Our parents' best friends lived on the corner and 100% knew something was going on—but they kept quiet. At one party, I invited my four closest hippie girlfriends. We were camped out on the cream-colored carpet, playing DJ and quietly passing around a joint, crushing hard on his friends. Then—disaster—one of them spilled red wine right in the middle of the living room. My brother freaked. I pitched what I thought was a genius fix: rent a carpet cleaner and use bleach. At first, he thought I was nuts. Then, he gave in. We cleaned the carpet, and to be fair—it looked amazing. Bright white. The next day, our mom walked in, looked around, and said, “Wow, the carpet looks so white... did you guys clean?”We both just nodded and held our breath. Not my worst idea. Definitely not my best.

 

[Utmale48]

I shared this story with my nieces the other night—my brother still calls it one of my classic hare-brained schemes. Back when I was a freshman and he was a senior, he’d throw big house parties whenever our parents were out of town. He had a system: move all the nice furniture into the locked bedroom, and I was always recruited to help prep the house. Our parents' best friends lived on the corner and 100% knew something was going on—but they kept quiet. At one party, I invited my four closest hippie girlfriends. We were camped out on the cream-colored carpet, playing DJ and quietly passing around a joint, crushing hard on his friends. Then—disaster—one of them spilled red wine right in the middle of the living room. My brother freaked. I pitched what I thought was a genius fix: rent a carpet cleaner and use bleach. At first, he thought I was nuts. Then, he gave in. We cleaned the carpet, and to be fair—it looked amazing. Bright white. The next day, our mom walked in, looked around, and said, “Wow, the carpet looks so white... did you guys clean?”We both just nodded and held our breath. Not my worst idea. Definitely not my best.

It worked. That’s what counts.

 

[LilKitKat]

I hate new cars. I hate that they're so cold and digital. And the fact they have to pipe in the engine noise through the speakers because the turbos kill the exhaust and induction notes.

My daily is an E36 5 speed. The dog taxi is a 2006 E90. My wife is still driving the Mazda she bought brand new in 2005 that I think was built about a month after the E90 (model years are weird). I'll stick to the E36 as long as I possibly can. Once the dog dies, I'm ditching the E90.

I've raced SCCA, budget endurance, and Hornets. I have a stalled build that took a backseat when another, more important project dropped in my lap.

Thanks for sharing. I have a BMW and never refer to them by those terms (E90, E36) and had to google!
Cool that you raced!!!!

 

[LilKitKat]

My most embarrassing moment was when I was giving a guy blowjob and he started peeing in my mouth once he came

I uh didnt even think that was possible? Unless you meant he came and then you still had him in your mouth and then a minute later he decided to pee too!?

 

[LilKitKat]

Here's a few weird and rando facts about me before I turn in for the night.

I *also* hate the big butt trend, along with almost all the weird fillers, plastic surgery, and fake boobs that are all the rage. However, I admit my hypocrisy, because I am totally okay with piercings and certain tattoos. The tattoos have to be aesthetically pleasing. To me!! lol

I am a neat freak and borderline germophobe.

I took the Mensa exam and qualified for membership, but never did join.

I go through cycles of hypersexuality. I've always been sexually focused, but I cycle through phases where I masturbate many times a day, wear my poor husband out, and still want more. Then I return to a more normal sex drive, where I only masturbate or have sex once or so a day. I have been checked for psychological disorders like bi-polar, but other than the sexuality I am astonishingly ordinary.

And last weird fact for tonight - I don't play any video games or participate in most social media. I'm basically an analog girl.

Oddly enough, I also have taken and passed the Mensa exam and membership.
Also oddly enough, I am not on social media, though as mentioned here recently, mine is likely for different reasons (when I was assaulted etc)

 

[LilKitKat]

I have sang in Carnegie Hall, I work in TV.

Very impressive!