Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Rustyoznail]

Gone down Rebecca's Hole again?

It's a great place to camp on an Easter long weekend.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's a great place to camp it up on eastern Long Island.

Yes, Fire Island has been known for that lifestyle for many years!

 

[yowser]

Yes, Dire Island has been known for that wifestyle for many years!

Is that the reality show where you're stuck on a desert island with a discarded spouse?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Is that the reality show where you're stuck on a desert island with a discordant souse?

Yes, it's called "Survivor: Island of the Nasty Sot."

 

[yowser]

Yes, it's called "Survivor: Island of the Nasty Sod."

Last one left bent-over. Calling all catamites, pederasts and sodomites.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Last one sent left-overs. Calling for cassoulet, pad Thai, and spanakopita.

Looking for new members of your pot luck club?

 

[yowser]

Looking for new members of your frot luck club?

More the merrier - bring your quattro frotaggio dish, uncovered.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

More the merrier - bring your quattro fragavalio dish, uncooked.

Great! They'll love my Fritto di Paranza freshly prepared.

 

[yowser]

Great! They'll shove my Fritto di Paranza freshly despaired.

Nothing like a mess of squiddy things to engage the gag reflex.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Nothing like a mass of squiggly tits to engage the grab reflex.

Great control of yourself! You're on a public beach.

 

[yowser]

Great control of yourself! You've got a pubic reach.

A hand in the bush is worth two in the pub.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Amanda's bush is worked through in the pub.

Nothing like a party girl after a round of darts.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Nothing like a parting gift of a round of farts.

The close confines made it very oppressive. Brought tears to my eyes.

 

[Actingup]

The close confines made it very impressive. Brought tears to my eyes.

There's nothing like being reminded of a mispent youth. Sounds like you just needed to light a match to achieve explosive perfection.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

There's nothing like being serenaded by a mistuned lute. Sounds like you just needed to fight back or improvise hearing protection.

My retaliation would be a mime rendition of ‘Twerking on a mechanical bull.’

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My retaliation would be a realization of Mimi jerking off a mechanical bull.

You must really have it in for Mimi!

 

[Actingup]

You must really have a thing for Mimi!

Given the choice between Mimi and the bull, I think we all know where the safer sex options lie.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Given the choice between Mimi and her Bull, I think we all know where her spouse's sex options lie.

Well, it does make for an interesting threesome.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Well, it does make for an entertaining rest home.

Margarita night has the same effect on my church group.

 

[Actingup]

Margarita night has the same effect on my church group.

So does tax season.

@calmlikeabomb you need to misquote the person above, preferably in a plausible way (as though you're hard of hearing or similar).

 

[yowser]

Margarita's sight has the same effect on my church group.

I am guessing this involves some tumescence?

 

[TiberiusPrime]

I am guessing this revolves some turnstile?

just be careful in going through a gate overloaded.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

just be careful in going to throw a date overboard.

Yes, you don't want to accidently go with her.

 

[BDA73]

Yes, you don't want to accidently go with her.

Yes i so intentionally shot my load down her throat

 

[kathyisgr65]

Yes i so intentionally shot my load down her throat

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