The Great Lit Orgy

[DirtyMarine]

We're gonna need an inflatable pool, oil, and music

Vegetable oil or KY?

 

[Oralexplorer]

Cunning linguist? Get on in here!

Madame at your service always.. I will speak whatever language you desire.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Founders makes a great Breakfast Stoudt that I’ve enjoyed many times. Can’t remember what it’s called, but it’s one of my favorites.

Its called Founders Breakfast Stout.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Its called Founders Breakfast Stout.

Yeah. Sounds about right.
Did anyone bring crayons?

 

[Taegul]

Is the orgy gonna be a one-day event or more like a weekend festival? I wonder what A-list stars we could get to promote a weekend fuck festival...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is the orgy gonna be a one-day event or more like a weekend festival? I wonder what A-list stars we could get to promote a weekend fuck festival...

I feel like this orgy could be a 4 minute event.

 

[AtramentousRex]

I feel like this orgy could be a 4 minute event.

Look, don't be sensitive about it. Not everybody can fuck like a porn star.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Look, don't be sensitive about it. Not everybody can fuck like a porn star.

Hey, I’ve already cum twice in that scenario. Not trying to brag or anything…

 

[AtramentousRex]

Hey, I’ve already cum twice in that scenario. Not trying to brag or anything…

As long as you can do that on command and hit a target, you might have a spot actually

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel like this orgy could be a 4 minute event.

This is why we've never had sex

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is why we've never had sex

No, it’s not. It’s your hippie ways and your crocs.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Also probably the thousands of miles between you. Par for the course.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Also probably the thousands of miles between you. Par for the course.

My dick is very long. It would reach.

(Just kidding- it’s a normal dick)

 

[AtramentousRex]

My dick is very long. It would reach.

(Just kidding- it’s a normal dick)

Pats your shoulder and smiles gently. Thats right buddy, totally normal.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pats your shoulder and smiles gently. Thats right buddy, totally normal.

Oh, I've missed you

 

[DirtyMarine]

I’m up for a trip down under, but it better last longer than 4 minutes!

 

[AtramentousRex]

Oh, I've missed you

Me too, for a long time. Drop me a message sometime.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pats your shoulder and smiles gently. Thats right buddy, totally normal.

Is that a good touch or a bad touch?

 

[AtramentousRex]

Is that a good touch or a bad touch?

Its whatever you need it to be big boy. Whichever version lets ya sleep, amirite?

 

[Taegul]

I feel like this orgy could be a 4 minute event.

Still sounds kinda ambitious TBH.

 

[EvaLane]

4 minutes?? I can work with that actually, it only takes me about 2

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Lit orgy? Nice! I’m sporting fresh pornstache.

 

[Taegul]

4 minutes?? I can work with that actually, it only takes me about 2

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[EvaLane]

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You’re going to want the syllabus for this class

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[Taegul]

You’re going to want the syllabus for this class

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Is there gonna be much homework? AFAF