Anyone from the UK?

[Foxed]

Between my espresso machine, stovetop pot, pour over and cafetiere I can avoid instant. Speaking of which, think I'll put the coffee on

I love coffee. I need to sort myself out

 

[zach20092]

Just a heaped spoonful of Sainsbury’s own make

Just pouring water into my Nescafe!
Beautiful day outside!

 

[Dw313]

Preference is for cafetière, clooney machines are too much trouble and always run when you’re desperate for a caffeine fix. Instant I drink kendo. Note I say drink not like

 

[Foxed]

Just pouring water into my Nescafe!
Beautiful day outside!

I like my coffee like I like my women …

 

[Dw313]

Once tried supermarket own brand and took it back it was so effing awful.

 

[Foxed]

Once tried supermarket own brand and took it back it was so effing awful.

Sainsbury’s is ok. Nescafé standard.

By ok, I mean just ok

 

[zach20092]

I like my coffee like I like my women …

Hot and wet?

 

[Foxed]

Hot and wet?

In bed

 

[Dw313]

I like coffee (and women) every which way don’t need sugar but hate bitter ones.

 

[Ironfan]

I like my coffee like I like my women

I like my coffee like my humour...dark and bitter

 

[zach20092]

I prefer mine outside... with nature

 

[Dw313]

Thinking of women in making me get up

 

[zach20092]

Thinking of women in making me get up

Sure it isn't the coffee?

 

[Foxed]

I like coffee (and women) every which way don’t need sugar but hate bitter ones.

I’m a black no sugar. I have DM’d you a platonic hello

 

[Dw313]

I like my coffee like my humour...dark and bitter

I once attended equality act training ( I am so fking old) and the how do you like your coffee sketch was part of the training. I was the only one who laughed. Didn’t go down too well, still not properly’woke’ up

 

[Ironfan]

I once attended equality act training ( I am so fking old) and the how do you like your coffee sketch was part of the training. I was the only one who laughed. Didn’t go down too well, still not properly’woke’ up

The best version of that, which stopped an entire room came from a lady who I used to work with, hers was "I like my coffee like I like my men, black and in me"

 

[Foxed]

The best version of that, which stopped an entire room came from a lady who I used to work with, hers was "I like my coffee like I like my men, black and in me"

I was at a first aid course recently. The instructor asked which room in the house are you most likely to choke in. A young women raised her hand and said ‘bedroom’.

The real answer is interesting

 

[Noor]

I was at a first aid course recently. The instructor asked which room in the house are you most likely to choke in. A young women raised her hand and said ‘bedroom’.

The real answer is interesting

Do tell!

 

[Foxed]

Do tell!

People assume the dining room (except the young lady). But adults often remove themselves to the bathroom

I was at a first aid course recently. The instructor asked which room in the house are you most likely to choke in. A young women raised her hand and said ‘bedroom’.

The real answer is interesting

People assume the dining room (except the young lady). But adults often remove themselves to the bathroom when choking at the table and then die because they are choking alone

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

Good morning everyone. Happy Good Friday. Coffee and chill this morning xx

 

[zach20092]

Good morning everyone. Happy Good Friday. Coffee and chill this morning xx

Someone has a happy start to the long weekend
Good morning!

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

Someone has a happy start to the long weekend
Good morning!

Everyday is a happy start…when there’s no work x

 

[Briefsencounter]

Morning all

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

Morning all

Morning x

 

[Briefsencounter]

Lounging in bed, really need to make a cuppa