Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Kitty - how in the world do you expect lil ole me to follow your perfectly tit-illating Spring inspired post? You're gorgeous, darling. 💖

Wanna be an ambassador of Tits for Jesus during this holy week? 🤭
You’re forgetting, tits are like flowers, all beautiful and worthy of admiration in their own ways. Plus how awesome would it be to be sent a bouquet of tiddies?
 
Seems like people are struggling with what to post this week. Maybe I’ve picked a dud theme. Or maybe life is just more hectic this week. 🤷‍♂️ Or you are all furiously fapping and I’m all alone.

Either way, here are some suggestions to get things popping (ahem). 💥

-Consider something non-sexual that’s just fun. May not be as undressed as others may want but at least you gave it a shot. 🦆 Duck ya!

-Consider using a filter or stickers. Not many guys own a lot of pastel colors. Women may not either. But use the digital realm to color things for you. Or stickers of the sun placed strategically over your nipples. ☀️

-Consider using the hidden nature of the Easter egg. Google especially loves to hide little jokes or surprises in places you’d never expect. Here’s a hint, click the emojis. 🥚 You never know what might be waiting to surprise you. Enjoy the hunt. 🐣
 
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