What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think I understand his UN and why he's obsessed with dating sites!

We're pronouncing it wrong! It's not the classic NACHO that we all love. It's what he hears back from women on those dating sites.

NACHO = not you. I know, I know - pretty cheesy, right?

 

[ShaneoD]

Dude. Mate. You haven't seen that line in months!

I should probably buy a robot vacuum cleaner and a dishwasher and just admit defeat at this stage. I'll be good tomorrow I promise

(I have to be I'm on a sleepover at work )

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Just tell me if I got the job already!!

Hired.
Sight unseen.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I should probably buy a robot vacuum cleaner and a dishwasher and just admit defeat at this stage. I'll be good tomorrow I promise

(I have to be I'm on a sleepover at work )

*Sets alarm for your-tomorrow night*

 

[ShaneoD]

*Sets alarm for your-tomorrow night*
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I didn't even make it to the sink a second time and tonight and I'm already questioning myself

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I should probably buy a robot vacuum cleaner and a dishwasher and just admit defeat at this stage. I'll be good tomorrow I promise

(I have to be I'm on a sleepover at work )

#NoJudgementZone

 

[AtramentousRex]

I'm thinking maybe I should let bygones be bygones.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Wtf is wrong with me?
Why do I keep doing this to myself

 

[ShaneoD]

#NoJudgementZone

Your technically on call during a sleepover, so I'm guessing if someone has to barge in and tell you they need you it's probably frowned upon if your masturbating at that point

 

[ShaneoD]

Does anyone remember when I put the pizza on, I may have gotten distracted

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Your technically on call during a sleepover, so I'm guessing if someone has to barge in and tell you they need you it's probably frowned upon if your masturbating at that point

"...technically...probably...at that point."

Seems like lots of wriggle room there, friend!

 

[ShaneoD]

"...technically...probably...at that point."

Seems like lots of wriggle room there, friend!

I mean, come on, we both know I'm no saint.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I mean, come on, we both know I'm no saint.

Your honor, I can neither confirm nor deny....

 

[barefootgirl69]

I mean, come on, we both know I'm no saint.

You're not?

Man, how did I get this SO WRONG?!

 

[ShaneoD]

*Sets alarm for your-tomorrow night*
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Who is that lady by the way, you know, for research purposes

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who is that lady by the way, you know, for research purposes

I have no idea, TBH. Had found it last week or so by searching the words

 

[ShaneoD]

I have no idea, TBH. Had found it last week or so by searching the words

It is far more striking than just seeing the words, in saying that I'd still see your Avatar, so it would still be effective

 

[EvaLane]

Who is that lady by the way, you know, for research purposes

Malinda Kathleen Reese (I think)

 

[Cruel_summer]

I appreciate that Soulja Boy is being played during nail appointment

 

[ShaneoD]

Malinda Kathleen Reese (I think)

I like how @Kitty_so_frisky remembered to show her appreciation by leaving like, while this pervert sped off to Google

 

[cheekygirl75]

Great, another hoop to jump through

 

[ShaneoD]

I appreciate that Soulja Boy is being played during nail appointment

I'm 99.99999999% it's "Superman"

 

[Cruel_summer]

I'm 99.99999999% it's "Superman"

Crank datttttt

 

[ShaneoD]

Great, another hoop to jump through

Keep going you'll get there, it took me almost three months to get the job I'm starting at the end of the month, you can do anything you put your mind too

(Why did I hear @barefootgirl69's voice saying "just remember to hide the bodies" )

 

[ShaneoD]

Crank datttttt

Hands up, I had no idea that was the real name of that song