SalaciousMonkey22
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ILHSM
What Are You Thinking? Continued 14
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ydahecnot
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Damn, of all the times for the emojis to be brokenMy taco is pretty great
Fiestykitten
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Would you go lay down somewhere, preferably away from me?
lavendersilk
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A homeless lady was staring at me, I reached for my pocket, she replied with "I don't want any money, I just want to look at you"You probably have a tiny understanding now...
Is that comparable?
lavendersilk
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Overhearing a phone conversation in public is great entertainment.
"Are you sitting down?"
*pause for dramatic effect*
"I JUST MARRIED YOUR DAUGHTER!!!"
I feel like I was unintentionally invited to the reception. *throws rice*
"Are you sitting down?"
*pause for dramatic effect*
"I JUST MARRIED YOUR DAUGHTER!!!"
I feel like I was unintentionally invited to the reception. *throws rice*
SalaciousMonkey22
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Did the other end take it well? This doesn’t sound like a celebratory call as much as an in your face call tbh
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lavendersilk
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He said, "Get a pot of coffee ready we are bringing a cake!" So, I'm optimistic.
SalaciousMonkey22
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Ahhhhhh that’s adorable then!He said, "Get a pot of coffee ready we are bringing a cake!" So, I'm optimistic.
Chillygirl
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I wonder which parent didn’t love him enough.
AtramentousRex
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Like most of us, both.
Chillygirl
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I think most of us had loving parents…
AtramentousRex
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So, I was speaking for dysfunctional people. I hope you're doin okay.
barefootgirl69
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I think I understand his UN and why he's obsessed with dating sites!
We're pronouncing it wrong! It's not the classic NACHO that we all love. It's what he hears back from women on those dating sites.
NACHO = not you. I know, I know - pretty cheesy, right?
We're pronouncing it wrong! It's not the classic NACHO that we all love. It's what he hears back from women on those dating sites.
NACHO = not you. I know, I know - pretty cheesy, right?
allthetimeitsthere
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Happy International Beaver Day !!!!!! 
Wand3rlust
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I love this. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'sour puss'.It's always something, their cum must be bitter as fuck.
cheekygirl75
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A tribute for International Beaver Day:Happy International Beaver Day !!!!!!
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UnquietDreams
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So it is better with words...Not really, sorry.
I mean cause she didn't just like show you her dick with no words
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYXludGI5YXZlOXJydTU3YnhyazZzcm1wMzVyNDN0bDI4OWoxbzZ1cyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/U6v5T7a8dsSSNn79Jv/giphy.gif
cheekygirl75
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Even better if it has words on it, just saying
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Comic sans.
cactusjack0584
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I am learning so much today…
I need a marker…
A dictionary and thesaurus…
And a magnifying glass…
And a telescopic lens…
I need a marker…
A dictionary and thesaurus…
And a magnifying glass…
And a telescopic lens…
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