What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Work? Personal? Spam?

I'm the same.

I received an email earlier telling me a Nigerian prince found my profile on Facebook and saw I had trustworthy eyes. He has promised me I can split his fortune of gold 50/50 if I simply give him $300 upfront.

I sent an email back saying I hadn't got $300 but to show my good faith and my willingness to participate in the partnership, I could send him my complete collection of llama porn on VHS.

I'm awaiting his acceptance of my generous offer.
 
Belle (the princess) is the freakiest by far - and not just for the obvious reasons. I don’t think the poor girl’s ever lived a single day for herself, as herself, without being trapped in someone else’s fairytale. Her midlife crisis would be legendary.

Mulan’s a close runner-up, though, if we’re counting her as a princess, which I absolutely do.
 
Belle (the princess) is the freakiest by far - and not just for the obvious reasons. I don’t think the poor girl’s ever lived a single day for herself, as herself, without being trapped in someone else’s fairytale. Her midlife crisis would be legendary.

Mulan’s a close runner-up, though, if we’re counting her as a princess, which I absolutely do.
I don't know.... Snow White has something going on...
 
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