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[Hornymwtxn]

At least it’s not mayonnaise

Stop it with the condiment shaming

 

[BrendaBear]

Stop it with the condiment shaming

Hmmmm Vanilla isn't a condiment... are you actually Captain Mustard? Captain Relish??? Captain Mayo?

*** I can't believe I just typed that... ***

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Stop it with the condiment shaming

Mayonnaise is NMKondiment

 

[cheekygirl75]

What’s going on in here? Seems like this is appropriate for here…

 

[BrendaBear]

What’s going on in here? Seems like this is appropriate for here…

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Suddenly, I just learned I want to be cool enough to use a parasol while riding my bike.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

I don't like relish on my boobs or bums

Catsup? Mustard? Chocolate? Caramel? What is your condiment of choice?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Catsup? Mustard? Chocolate? Caramel? What is your condiment of choice?

For my boobs and bum?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

What’s going on in here? Seems like this is appropriate for here…

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Not a chance

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Not a chance
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Ok, idk if you've seen that show, but Pimento fucking kills me every damn time

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Ok, idk if you've seen that show, but Pimento fucking kills me every damn time

I love Brooklyn 99.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I love Brooklyn 99.
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I could never get into it… what episode is the one that would hook me if it were going to happen?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Catsup? Mustard? Chocolate? Caramel? What is your condiment of choice?

Hard to go wrong with whipped cream. Au naturale
Straight from the fountain

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hmmmm Vanilla isn't a condiment... are you actually Captain Mustard? Captain Relish??? Captain Mayo?

*** I can't believe I just typed that... ***

Vanilla the king of spice and ice cream

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I could never get into it… what episode is the one that would hook me if it were going to happen?

Oof. I don’t know. My kids always have it on. I never know which episode is playing. @Chloe_Harper you got any favorite episodes?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oof. I don’t know. My kids always have it on. I never know which episode is playing. @Chloe_Harper you got any favorite episodes?

Ooh, any Halloween episode (Halloween Heist time!) But Brooklyn 99 has some of my absolute favorite cold opens @cheekygirl75

 

[Noone45]

Olleh enoyreve,
Woh era uoy lla?

 

[Dayhoosier]

Grass mowed (not a euphemism), groceries bought.....

Just decided I'll drive out to my daughter's college,.drop off some stuff she left here and take her to dinner.

Anyway that's a random update on my day

 

[BrendaBear]

Grass mowed (not a euphemism), groceries bought.....

Just decided I'll drive out to my daughter's college,.drop off some stuff she left here and take her to dinner.

Anyway that's a random update on my day

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[Dayhoosier]

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Kinda yea

 

[BrendaBear]

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How is everyone doing? How was the weekend?

The weekend was great, and so far today has been wonderful also.

 

[tolyk]

Doing okay over here. Just relaxing. Weekend was short but ok. How about yourself?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Ooh, any Halloween episode (Halloween Heist time!) But Brooklyn 99 has some of my absolute favorite cold opens @cheekygirl75

 

[Rj_1954]

Can't wait for summertime...
Fun Fun Fun
Song by Status Quo and The Beach Boys ‧ 1996

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Olleh enoyreve,
Woh era uoy lla?

?Uoy og thob syaw

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I just had a terrible thought. What if @NewStartQueen doesn’t actually think I’m funny? She’s just really nice and knows I’m desperate for the dopamine.