🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Chloe_Harper]

Good morning Brats and fellow lurkers. I’m not going back to try and catch up on over 30 pages so if I look and act confused it’s not because it’s my normal state. Here’s hoping y’all have a good day.

You're missing out. It's utterly filthy for like 27 of those 30 pages

 

[Dayhoosier]

You're missing out. It's utterly filthy for like 27 of those 30 pages

*Quickly starts flipping through previous pages*

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

This is true. It’s called the “Pick a Lane” bi-law. I don’t usually see it enforced hardcore but it is often cited.

I think I missed the meeting on this bi-law, but I would've voted yay.

So cited!

Formally requesting permission to use the passing lane if someone is perving too slowly.
All in favor?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I think I missed the meeting on this bi-law, but I would've voted yay.

So cited!

It was a good meeting. “Pick a Lane” was approved and “Pick a Nose” was not.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

You're missing out. It's utterly filthy for like 27 of those 30 pages

I’m sure it is, and I’m sure I’ve missed copious amounts of boobs and butts.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m sure it is, and I’m sure I’ve missed copious amounts of boobs and butts.

Maybe there should be a weekend summary of the boobs and butts. I’ll add it to the next meeting agenda.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

What about the big pervs?

I like big Pervs, itty bitty Pervs
Mississippi Pervs, inner city Pervs
I like the pretty Pervs with the bow tie
Get your nails did, let it blow dry
I like a big beard, I like a clean face
I don't discriminate, come and get a taste
From the playpervs to the gay Pervs
Go and slay, Pervs, you my fave Pervs

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Maybe there should be a weekend summary of the boobs and butts. I’ll add it to the next meeting agenda.

https://media.tenor.com/pQCOj_niWIgAAAA1/unfortunately-we-cant-show-you-the-video-colin-jost.webp

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I like big Pervs, itty bitty Pervs
Mississippi Pervs, inner city Pervs
I like the pretty Pervs with the bow tie
Get your nails did, let it blow dry
I like a big beard, I like a clean face
I don't discriminate, come and get a taste
From the playpervs to the gay Pervs
Go and slay, Pervs, you my fave Pervs

https://media.tenor.com/llrzjZWukBMAAAA1/rapping-cat.webp

 

[Dayhoosier]

https://media.tenor.com/llrzjZWukBMAAAA1/rapping-cat.webp

https://giphy.com/gifs/ksDRw28zxkwdeXiXJH

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Right .... Defined roles got it

Unless an otherwise appropriate situation. But I'll never tell you when that is...

I feel so proud of myself. I worked hard on those dms

*Quickly starts flipping through previous pages*

Formally requesting permission to use the passing lane if someone is perving too slowly.
All in favor?

How... why would this... I need more information before I vote. And a coffee.

It was a good meeting. “Pick a Lane” was approved and “Pick a Nose” was not.

Oh, that's good. What about "Pick a Number"?

I’m sure it is, and I’m sure I’ve missed copious amounts of boobs and butts.

Yes... copious... a plethora... boobs and bums galore...

Maybe there should be a weekend summary of the boobs and butts. I’ll add it to the next meeting agenda.

*grumbles under breath* Maybe there should be a weekend summary of your butt

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m sure it is, and I’m sure I’ve missed copious amounts of boobs and butts.

Much more heavily weighted towards bedlam, to be honest...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Unless an otherwise appropriate situation. But I'll never tell you when that is...

How... why would this... I need more information before I vote. And a coffee.

Oh, that's good. What about "Pick a Number"?

Yes... copious... a plethora... boobs and bums galore...

*grumbles under breath* Maybe there should be a weekend summary of your butt

Oh, pick a number is a good one. I shall immediately apply this in regards to the weekend summary of butt.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Unless an otherwise appropriate situation. But I'll never tell you when that is...

Seems about right

Ohhhh you just wait this morning!!!

Ooo is that a butt and boobs page? Gams? Because sometimes on anxious mornings a perv just needs........the right page

How... why would this... I need more information before I vote. And a coffee.

Oh, that's good. What about "Pick a Number"?

Yes... copious... a plethora... boobs and bums galore...

*gumbles under breath* Maybe there should be a weekend summary of your butt

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Much more heavily weighted towards bedlam, to be honest...

She teases, she teases...

much more heavily weighted toward boobs and bums. Some even bouncing.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Much more heavily weighted towards bedlam, to be honest...

And impromptu displays of musical talent

 

[Dayhoosier]

She teases, she teases...

much more heavily weighted toward boobs and bums. Some even bouncing.

*Feverishly flipping pages with fervour*

 

[Hornymwtxn]

*Feverishly flipping pages with fervour*

You'll be doing something else feverishly soon

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh, pick a number is a good one. I shall immediately apply this in regards to the weekend summary of butt.

I expect a treat for coming up with such a good idea

Ohhhh you just wait this morning!!!

Ooo is that a butt and boobs page? Gams? Because sometimes on anxious mornings a perv just needs........the right page

I actually went to page 394... no boobs or butts, but @Hornymwtxn does brag about his penis size

 

[Peppadance]

You'll be doing something else feverishly soon

Now that would be fun to watch…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You'll be doing something else feverishly soon

Is he sick?

 

[Dayhoosier]

I expect a treat for coming up with such a good idea

Careful now

I actually went to page 394... no boobs or butts, but @Hornymwtxn does brag about his penis size

Ok probably not what I'm after exactly but notable for sure

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Now that would be fun to watch…

Or utterly disappointing...

 

[Dayhoosier]

Is he sick?

You guys know I'm right here and can read all these....right? Lol

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You guys know I'm right here and can read all these....right? Lol

Oh. I thought without pictures and gifs you were …

Dang I’m so sorry about this.