Cock Talk

[Lord Pmann]

Well played

I’m considerate. Pmann the Considerate they call me.

Us sapiosexuals have to stick together

Tru dat.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And are never nudes ...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/olnkZI1dcQQAAAAC/arrested-development-david-cross.gif

 

[Neanderthal247]

I keep clicking on emojis truly expecting to see men showing off their socks, floss, or cocks respectively and instead it’s just nothing.

What's floss ?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/olnkZI1dcQQAAAAC/arrested-development-david-cross.gif

That mustache

 

[jason28053]

Wear them when we fuck and I’ll show you how much I like them

Knit me a pair?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What's floss ?

Pubic hair

 

[ShaneoD]

What's floss ?

It's amazing

 

[EvaLane]

@SalaciousMonkey22 it’s the word again!!!!

 

[Photog1rl]

Do I have argyle socks? What kind of question is this? OF COURSE.

Also, god damn it. For some reason I started thinking about calculus and now I've got an image of you in front of a classroom at the board doing integrals. Your back is to all of us and you are wearing a plaid blue button-up shirt and argyle socks.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And will you share with the class?

Perhaps tomorrow. I’m sockless now.

OMG, me too

#itsbusinesstime

Stop trying to horn in on this dalliance.

 

[MindYaBitness]

And are never nudes ...

that's why they're called business socks!

 

[EvaLane]

Pubic hair

https://media.tenor.com/gkPjiDshvj0AAAAM/click.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Us sapiosexuals have to stick together

Tru dat.

How sticky are we talking here?

 

[Neanderthal247]

Pubic hair

If you aren’t tricking me, I LOVE FLOSS

It's amazing

I believe you

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That mustache

Tobias Funke? More like Tobias Fuck me

 

[Photog1rl]

How sticky are we talking here?

Like gorilla glue level?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Also, god damn it. For some reason I started thinking about calculus and now I've got an image of you in front of a classroom at the board doing integrals. Your back is to all of us and you are wearing a plaid blue button-up shirt and argyle socks.

And nothing else...

 

[ShaneoD]

If you aren’t tricking me, I LOVE FLOSS

I believe you

I'm nice, and I've seen quite a few amazing pictures tonight, flossing is very ladies underwear go between the buttocks, sometimes there is fantastic photo evidence

 

[Photog1rl]

And nothing else...

Exactly right. Buns peeking out from under his shirt.
And don't ask me to explain my brain is like those just say no to drugs ads.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Also, god damn it. For some reason I started thinking about calculus and now I've got an image of you in front of a classroom at the board doing integrals. Your back is to all of us and you are wearing a plaid blue button-up shirt and argyle socks.

Well, I cannot really be responsible for giving you (and all the other people in this thread) wank fodder. But it sounds like the mere mention of my socks did just that. Although it would depend on the plaid pattern if I were to wear argyle socks. It could happen, you just cannot compete too much.

 

[Neanderthal247]

I'm nice, and I've seen quite a few amazing pictures tonight, flossing is very ladies underwear go between the buttocks, sometimes there is fantastic photo evidence

I know

I saw too


Dayyyyyuuuuummmmmmmm

 

[Photog1rl]

Well, I cannot really be responsible for give you (and all the other people in this thread) wank fodder. But it sounds like the mere mention of my socks did just that. Although it would depend on the plaid pattern if I were to wear argyle socks. It could happen, you just cannot compete too much.

It’s the math for me. Oh and the public nudity and maybe a naughty professor kink

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Exactly right. Buns peeking out from under his shirt.
And don't ask me to explain my brain is like those just say no to drugs ads.

"Professor, I can only see the top of the chalkboard. Can you get on your tippy toes and write at the very top?"


Alright, I'm creeping myself out a bit here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22 it’s the word again!!!!

https://media1.giphy.com/media/VHx3wmbVVM8ZJyT7lH/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe914u8crn234q4oluxpp41wgp0o3wmnfpudmqmc925l&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Lord Pmann]

"Professor, I can only see the top of the chalkboard. Can you get on your tippy toes and write at the very top?"


Alright, I'm creeping myself out a bit here

You realize I’m the professor in this scenario, right?