If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

[Booboobear84]

When I was a teenager I could get the head in. It felt really good. Not so flexible these days.

 

[Samantha47]

When I was a teenager I could get the head in. It felt really good. Not so flexible these days.

Always wanted to

 

[slightlysubhub]

I would not hesitate to suck my own cock as much as humanly possible and definitely swallow my load every single time

 

[Samantha47]

I would not hesitate to suck my own cock as much as humanly possible and definitely swallow my load every single time

Would be wonderful

 

[SPARTAN047]

I would not hesitate to suck my own cock as much as humanly possible and definitely swallow my load every single time

I really wish I could do it but can't due to my fat belly, but I would eat all my cum.

 

[GoodTimesOnly87]

Back in my college years when I was in better shape I used to be able to suck the first inch or two of my cock. Now I'm just happy to get my cock close enough to my fave to give myself facials.

 

[MaturemanAJ]

Totally would as my cum tastes great.
Even better when dripping out of the wife

 

[Raybies93]

When I was a teenager I could get the head in. It felt really good. Not so flexible these days.

I’d never leave the house.

 

[Sgts19]

When I was a teenager I could get the head in. It felt really good. Not so flexible these days.

I could only wish

 

[SPARTAN047]

Back in my college years when I was in better shape I used to be able to suck the first inch or two of my cock. Now I'm just happy to get my cock close enough to my fave to give myself facials.

Wish I could've watched that. I was always too big for years.

 

[Raybies93]

When I was a teenager I could get the head in. It felt really good. Not so flexible these days.

It would have ruined my life. Why work when I can suck my own dick?

 

[niikuum117]

Absolutely, and often.

 

[Ciceri]

I was on the diving team and was super flexible well into college. I had something o f a social fear so too many nights I'd stay home and suck on the sure thing. Never got caught. That's quite the feat

 

[Raybies93]

I was on the diving team and was super flexible well into college. I had something o f a social fear so too many nights I'd stay home and suck on the sure thing. Never got caught. That's quite the feat

Would have liked to see that.

 

[Ciceri]

I remember stretching before an event and my cheek grazed my cock behind speedo fabric. I felt like that feeling needed to be continued once I got home. First few times I felt ridiculous and didn't swallow. Then I thought what difference does it make? Once I warmed up to being a cocksucker it became a regular thing. Did it at least 500x

 

[Samantha47]

I’d never leave the house.

So true

 

[SPARTAN047]

No need to work or waste money and time on dates if you can suck your own dick.

 

[Samantha47]

No need to work or waste money and time on dates if you can suck your own dick.

True

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm no where near limber or long enough, but if I could, of course I'd try it. As a fan of cumshots, I'd pull out to take the shot instead of swallowing. If it feels good, I'm recording and monetizing the feat, kill two birds with one stone.

 

[Samantha47]

I'm no where near limber or long enough, but if I could, of course I'd try it. As a fan of cumshots, I'd pull out to take the shot instead of swallowing. If it feels good, I'm recording and monetizing the feat, kill two birds with one stone.

Would be so hot and sexy to see

 

[SPARTAN047]

I'm no where near limber or long enough, but if I could, of course I'd try it. As a fan of cumshots, I'd pull out to take the shot instead of swallowing. If it feels good, I'm recording and monetizing the feat, kill two birds with one stone.

I'd love to see it. I'm not such a huge fan of oral cum shots but I want to practice them. I'd love to try and shoot my load in my mouth while someone else fucks my asshole and shoots an anal creampie deep in my slutty sissy asshole, then records me leaking their cum.

 

[Samantha47]

I'd love to see it. I'm not such a huge fan of oral cum shots but I want to practice them. I'd love to try and shoot my load in my mouth while someone else fucks my asshole and shoots an anal creampie deep in my slutty sissy asshole, then records me leaking their cum.

You'd be so sexy like that

 

[CuriousinPennsylvania]

I remember stretching before an event and my cheek grazed my cock behind speedo fabric. I felt like that feeling needed to be continued once I got home. First few times I felt ridiculous and didn't swallow. Then I thought what difference does it make? Once I warmed up to being a cocksucker it became a regular thing. Did it at least 500x

Although I was far from ever getting my cock in my mouth, I would masturbate (legs over my head) and try to shoot my load in my mouth. Mostly I missed and gave myself a facial, but sometimes I'd actually hit my mouth. For a long time, if I did manage to shoot into my mouth, I'd spit it out. Yes, in retrospect it was ridiculous. It was what I wanted, remembering how my "20+ years senior" cocksucker used to relish my load as he greedily swallowed it.

Unfortunately, once I got over the post-orgasm swallowing reluctance, I was no longer anywhere near limber enough to be as gymnastic as I was then, and had to resort to licking my cum out of a shot glass (chased by a shot of bourbon).

 

[SPARTAN047]

All I can remember for now is blasting a load all over my chest long ago. Closest I got.

 

[spawnofdavey]

In my youth (long, long ago) I tried many times to suck myself with limited success.