🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

It is a memorable scene, and he milks it for all its worth.

Can you dig it?? No.... that's this song...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Woah, sorry. Just had this awful dream that I clicked on @MischiefMakerAlways links... terrifying...

Alright, time to go hunt down some coffee.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Woah, sorry. Just had this awful dream that I clicked on @MischiefMakerAlways links... terrifying...

Alright, time to go hunt down some coffee.

Slides you a cup of coffee*...... Peace offering before we start busting each other up again later in the day

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Slides you a cup of coffee*...... Peace offering before we start busting each other up again later in the day

*looks around my bedroom suspiciously as I sip the coffee* how many places did you put your little spy gadgets?

 

[Dayhoosier]

*looks around my bedroom suspiciously as I sip the coffee* how many places did you put your little spy gadgets?

Are we off the record?

 

[Neanderthal247]

Woah, sorry. Just had this awful dream that I clicked on @MischiefMakerAlways links... terrifying...

That's the same response I get, when I show ladies my turtle

 

[BrendaBear]

Woah, sorry. Just had this awful dream that I clicked on @MischiefMakerAlways links... terrifying...

I awoke this morning from a dream that was much nicer... I was laying in bed with two beautiful blonde women to my right... the one farthest away, was my "significant other" that I apparently live with (no idea who that is), and the lady between us was someone she brought in to join us as a threesome. I have no idea where the F that came from... or who those women are... that was so weird!

I often have dreams where "my wife" or "my girlfriend" is there, but she doesn't translate to someone in my physical life. But now she's bringing in friends??? Mind blown!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Are we off the record?

Were we ever on the record? *stares at you silently for a while, the court stenographer's (who follows me everywhere) typing the only sound filling the air*

That's the same response I get, when I show ladies my turtle

Maybe if you gave him a little hat. Ladies love seeing tiny hats on little creatures

 

[cactusjack0584]

Woah, sorry. Just had this awful dream that I clicked on @MischiefMakerAlways links... terrifying...

Alright, time to go hunt down some coffee.

Hunt no more…
https://media3.giphy.com/media/EMonA9LtacHjJwdKvC/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9522xer63tdwb0yonhtmgkt13u3ecda24eux400d76z&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I awoke this morning from a dream that was much nicer... I was laying in bed with two beautiful blonde women to my right... the one farthest away, was my "significant other" that I apparently live with (no idea who that is), and the lady between us was someone she brought in to join us as a threesome. I have no idea where the F that came from... or who those women are... that was so weird!

I often have dreams where "my wife" or "my girlfriend" is there, but she doesn't translate to someone in my physical life. But now she's bringing in friends??? Mind blown!

Ahh, the inexplicable yet lovely dreams, the ones most difficult to leave yet awaken from so easily...

Perhaps next time, the dream will be about the actual threesome between y'all time to get out the toy box to inspire that subconscious!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hunt no more…
https://media3.giphy.com/media/EMonA9LtacHjJwdKvC/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9522xer63tdwb0yonhtmgkt13u3ecda24eux400d76z&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

Oh, that's a precious gif

 

[Dayhoosier]

Were we ever on the record? *stares at you silently for a while, the court stenographer's (who follows me everywhere) typing the only sound filling the air*

Fair...... Truth is I have absolutely no idea. *Sips coffee kind of looking around also* now I'm suspicious of me. Seems we have a common antagonist *raises coffee mug to you*

Maybe if you gave him a little hat. Ladies love seeing tiny hats on little creatures

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, that's a precious gif

But... that hot tub is filthy!

*** runs into the kitchen to get a cold Pepsi, giggling away ***

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Fair...... Truth is I have absolutely no idea. *Sips coffee kind of looking around also* now I'm suspicious of me. Seems we have a common antagonist *raises coffee mug to you*

Oh silly head, you aren't an antagonist. Just a wily pervert who lost track of all the bugs he's planted in the Brat House. Your poor laptop must be overwhelmed.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Oh silly head, you aren't an antagonist. Just a wily pervert who lost track of all the bugs he's planted in the Brat House. Your poor laptop must be overwhelmed.

I hacked some of those bugs…
Why all the talk about turtles?

 

[Dayhoosier]

Oh silly head, you aren't an antagonist. Just a wily pervert who lost track of all the bugs he's planted in the Brat House. Your poor laptop must be overwhelmed.

My laptop is overwhelmed but not from that *starts deleting browser history*

Awww I get to be a pervert?? I feel like a real part of the thread now

I knew all my hard work would pay off one day!

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh silly head, you aren't an antagonist. Just a wily pervert who lost track of all the bugs he's planted in the Brat House. Your poor laptop must be overwhelmed.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VVTsQ9WQKSgAAAAC/curious-watching.gif

 

[cactusjack0584]

My laptop is overwhelmed but not from that *starts deleting browser history*

Awww I get to be a pervert?? I feel like a real part of the thread now

I knew all my hard work would pay off one day!

I had zero doubts…
https://media.tenor.com/gK9Yd_xrxrIAAAAM/yoda-star-wars.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

I knew all my hard work would pay off one day!

I see what you did there.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I hacked some of those bugs…
Why all the talk about turtles?

You dont like turtles?

 

[cactusjack0584]

You dont like turtles?

Now jealous of a turtle…
Zips pants back up…

I mean they are ok I guess…

 

[Dayhoosier]

I see what you did there.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Now jealous of a turtle…
Zips pants back up…

I mean they are ok I guess…

 

[cactusjack0584]

My laptop is overwhelmed but not from that *starts deleting browser history*

Awww I get to be a pervert?? I feel like a real part of the thread now

I knew all my hard work would pay off one day!

Um sir…
Your computer is so infected with viruses…
I think it may have the Black Plague…
Which honestly I don’t know was possible…
https://media4.giphy.com/media/1Be4g2yeiJ1QfqaKvz/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9524nmyd9fclqvtzp0t2kyyrjninil7u2vzlt9dl9rx&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g
We had to put it down…
For the greater good…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My laptop is overwhelmed but not from that *starts deleting browser history*

*laptop randomly restarts just as you try erasing browser history* weird, it's like your laptop wants to get you in trouble...

Awww I get to be a pervert??

was this... is this... did you not realize you were one before? I guess we need to revisit the idea of giving people Pervert Certificates...

I feel like a real part of the thread now

As opposed to the other part of the thread. We don't talk about that part. It's haunted.

I knew all my hard work would pay off one day!

Yes. And now that you're official, you'll be put to hard work here in the Brat House. Let's see what positions need filling...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VVTsQ9WQKSgAAAAC/curious-watching.gif

I knew you would post one of these