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[Hornymwtxn]

Today was another emotionally charged day for me, but I accomplished something very important for me, which I believe will improve my quality of life. So... while I'm excited about it, I'm also exhausted because of it.

So tonight, sitting on my back patio, some fairly mellow Tele playing. I hope you like it.

Not gonna lie, I didn't like it.
I fucking loved it!

 

[NewStartQueen]

What’s up BH. Have some coffee…
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Thanks Jack but I'll take mine in 7 hours if that's ok? Need to sleep first!

 

[Neanderthal247]

What’s up BH. Have some coffee…
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I don't drink coffee, but I'll freshly squeeze some oranges



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[NewStartQueen]

I don't drink coffee, but I'll freshly squeeze some oranges



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I'll take some of that in 6 hours please!

 

[Neanderthal247]

My Queen I shalt squeeze forth all fruits of navel orange

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[NewStartQueen]

My Queen I shalt squeeze forth all fruits of navel orange

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Good... Because...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

See @Dayhoosier? The food talk went bye bye for quite some time. Now we are on drinking, shocked tubs, looking cool, and sentimental stuff. And where are you? Nowhere until food comes!

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[BlackSatinKnight]

Damn frigging POS phone. I took a pic, wanted to share it but Lit says it’s to big. I went to a file sharing server and it has the pic inverted. I’m not a tech genius and, frankly, don’t have the time this morning to google what I need to do, so screw it.

Picture in your mind, if you will, a white coffee mug with black text that says “I wish ‘You Dumbass’ was an accepted way to end a work email”.

Yes, that’s my usual daily coffee cup at the office. It’s raised a few eyebrows. It’s better than the one sitting on the hutch in my office that says “I used to live in your balls. Happy Father’s Day”. I’m sure the text is fine, but the drawing of a single sperm wearing a bow and a smile would probably cross the line in the workplace.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I only have two breaks today, so might not be possible.

Never tried it. A facial surgeon once told me my sinuses are "pristine for a woman my age'" which was his diplomatic way of saying I'd never snorted coke

Yes, I remember well you have pristine sinuses, which is not a compliment you hear everyday. My sinuses are, like most of me, not pristine...

Snuff never had much effect on me, other than I was affecting the vices of an 18th century dandy. I was a romantic even then, I suppose.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Who is this?

Sort of catching up, so apologies if this has been answered. Roger Hill as "Cyrus," in The Warriors, 1979.

 

[Wren200]

What chaos is going on in here tonight?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Sort of catching up, so apologies if this has been answered. Roger Hill as "Cyrus," in The Warriors, 1979.

He looked familiar. I have seen this 2 or 3 times and liked it.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I am wearing more than ties. Can't have no nudity up in here lest we anger the texas-naked-police and I get a ticket for showing an ankle or something

Oooooooooooh

I am not a member of that FOP for sure

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's kind of like Chinese tapas. If you go to a place that does it the traditional way, there are servers going around with carts of small portions of one type of food. You flag down the servers who have the ones you want & you share with whoever you're with. Or I guess you could not share, if that's your jam. There's usually a lot of carb-y goodies to eat.

Oh, I love dim sum! Three was a dive bar Chinese place that had the best dim sum in the city. (Hung Far Lo, @BrendaBear, if you remember them. I know you are not a foodie, but that name was famous in Stumptown). Just a wonderful by the plate place. It was celebration food and comfort food. Just a "little piece of heart" for sure.

 

[UnquietDreams]

He looked familiar. I have seen this 2 or 3 times and liked it.

It is a memorable scene, and he milks it for all its worth.

 

[NewStartQueen]

Damn frigging POS phone. I took a pic, wanted to share it but Lit says it’s to big. I went to a file sharing server and it has the pic inverted. I’m not a tech genius and, frankly, don’t have the time this morning to google what I need to do, so screw it.

Picture in your mind, if you will, a white coffee mug with black text that says “I wish ‘You Dumbass’ was an accepted way to end a work email”.

Yes, that’s my usual daily coffee cup at the office. It’s raised a few eyebrows. It’s better than the one sitting on the hutch in my office that says “I used to live in your balls. Happy Father’s Day”. I’m sure the text is fine, but the drawing of a single sperm wearing a bow and a smile would probably cross the line in the workplace.

I sent this to my colleagues last week on a Teams thread that got a 50% 50% reaction:

"We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing." Konstantin Josef Jireček, a Czech historian.

The brutality of my exhaustion was quite evident but at least no one is coming to ask for favours this week

 

[Neanderthal247]

Damn frigging POS phone. I took a pic, wanted to share it but Lit says it’s to big. I went to a file sharing server and it has the pic inverted. I’m not a tech genius and, frankly, don’t have the time this morning to google what I need to do, so screw it.

Picture in your mind, if you will, a white coffee mug with black text that says “I wish ‘You Dumbass’ was an accepted way to end a work email”.

Yes, that’s my usual daily coffee cup at the office. It’s raised a few eyebrows. It’s better than the one sitting on the hutch in my office that says “I used to live in your balls. Happy Father’s Day”. I’m sure the text is fine, but the drawing of a single sperm wearing a bow and a smile would probably cross the line in the workplace.

If using your phone

I usually go to this site


https://www.simpleimageresizer.com/


I upload the picture and have the settings as 50%, then hit resize.


After it resizes, you hit the link to download it.


When I go to Lit, I click the button to post pictures and hit albums, go to your download picture section and post it.



Hope this isn't confusing

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Gosh you OG trio @Sammysub07 , @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear you make me laugh so much. You're all gorgeous inside and out!

But @MischiefMakerAlways you are still in the sin bin for the crime of sharing nightmare inducing links. And no amount of naked jacuzzing will commute that sentence.

Happy Monday y'all.

Where's your sense of adventure?!

 

[BrendaBear]

Where's your sense of adventure?!

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[Hornymwtxn]

but at least no one is coming to ask for favours this week

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[Neanderthal247]

Good... Because...

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[BlackSatinKnight]

If using your phone

I usually go to this site


https://www.simpleimageresizer.com/


I upload the picture and have the settings as 50%, then hit resize.


After it resizes, you hit the link to download it.


When I go to Lit, I click the button to post pictures and hit albums, go to your download picture section and post it.



Hope this isn't confusing

Thank you, I’ll work on it later as I get a chance. Monday morning office tempo is picking up. That’s why I’m here at 6:00 am.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Thank you, I’ll work on it later as I get a chance. Monday morning office tempo is picking up. That’s why I’m here at 6:00 am.

Anytime

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

It is a memorable scene, and he milks it for all its worth.

I rewatched Highlander. And The Quickening is on now. Remarkably terrible. I had to stop and google how Sean Connery came back to life. The wiki page sheds some light on how it ended up being so bad. It kind of has train wreck value though.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

"We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing." Konstantin Josef Jireček, a Czech historian.

I’ve heard the quote for years, it’s a common in in the US Army. I never knew the where it came from. Thank you My Queen.