Wat_Tyler
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I am appropriately proportioned.... just round..... and cozy to cuddle with
And somewhat evasive.


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I am appropriately proportioned.... just round..... and cozy to cuddle with
Omg! lol!Popping in for a mo...
Kitaro
Still remember college friend w/ ridiculous (i.e. fantastically so) stereo system.
Friend: Sit there in the middle of the room and relax
Friend: Starts Kitaro's God of Thunder
Also friend: *Turns up volume to 11*
Me: *all the feels*
Also me: *OMG - the bass is moving through my chest!!!*
Today Me: I want - again
What kinda gun??The fucking gun I was putting off buying is on sale for 41.3% off.
I may have to spend money.
I have money to spend, so White Girl Problems.
Off to hit the rack. Road trip begins early.
Ok not shortAnd somewhat evasive.
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Nighty night safe travelsThe fucking gun I was putting off buying is on sale for 41.3% off.
I may have to spend money.
I have money to spend, so White Girl Problems.
Off to hit the rack. Road trip begins early.
One of them wanted to throw me out and I’ve never posted an naked pictures here, maybe he though my painting av was a photo or maybe he censors fine art too!That nasty Wat has nekkid wenches posted. He needs to be throwed out . . .
of a pR0n site . . . .
He truly is the epitome of Awfulism.
Wonderer:Nighty night safe travels
What kinda gun??
Pleasant dreams!The fucking gun I was putting off buying is on sale for 41.3% off.
I may have to spend money.
I have money to spend, so White Girl Problems.
Off to hit the rack. Road trip begins early.
You too RNight everyone!View attachment 2523846
You are sleepy, veeery sleepy...Nc... i have insomnia..... my brain is busy
I am getting there..... and your play on word posts make me laughYou are sleepy, veeery sleepy...
I'm fine, thank you. Just getting ready to start the 1500 mile round trip.Are you doing ok?
Well, it's been a pleasure being with you guys, but I know when I'm no longer welcome.
I wonder if age isn't a factor as well. My kids run a little hotter and I'm sure it's due to metabolism. I'm guessing a higher metabolism is indicative of the body working hard and therefore creating heat as a byproduct.Another Wat PSA:
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The average body temperature is not 98.6 degrees.
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[TD]In 1851, German physician Carl Wunderlich conducted a thorough experiment to determine the average human body temperature. In the city of Leipzig, Wunderlich stuck a foot-long thermometer inside 25,000 different human armpits, and discovered temperatures ranging from 97.2 to 99.5 degrees Fahrenheit. The average of those temperatures was the well-known 98.6 degrees — aka the number you hoped to convincingly exceed when you were too “sick” to go to school as a kid. For more than a century, physicians as well as parents have stuck with that number, but in the past few decades, experts have started questioning if 98.6 degrees is really the benchmark for a healthy internal human temperature.
For one thing, many factors can impact a person’s temperature. The time of day, where the temperature was taken (skin, mouth, etc.), if the person ate recently, their age, their height, and their weight can all impact the mercury. Furthermore, Wunderlich’s equipment and calibrations might not pass scientific scrutiny today. Plus, some experts think humans are getting a little colder, possibly because of our overall healthier lives. Access to anti-inflammatory medication, better care for infections, and even better dental care may help keep our body temperatures lower than those of our 19th-century ancestors.
In 1992, the first study to question Wunderlich’s findings found a baseline body temperature closer to 98.2 degrees. A 2023 study refined that further and arrived at around 97.9 degrees (though oral measurements were as low as 97.5). However, the truth is that body temperature is not a one-size-fits-all situation. For the best results, try to determine your own baseline body temperature and work with that. We’re sure Wunderlich won’t mind.[/TD]
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A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
What's the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Their seasoning.
I can always tell when someone is lying. I can tell when they're standing too.
I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
Why do quarterbacks tell obvious jokes? So they don't go over their receivers' heads.
What do you call a criminal landing an airplane? Condescending.