What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AmberLGreen]

Let me help. Think of the theme from Benny Hill instead.







You're welcome.

I nearly chose that for today’s song challenge (A song you'd put on a sex playlist)

 

[TongueLust]

Anyone have an ice pick I can borrow? Seems that might be the ONLY thing to remedy this headache!

Have you checked your BP?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Have you checked your BP?

Just did… 110/76
Totally normal for me

 

[TongueLust]

Just did… 110/76
Totally normal for me

Could it be the sugar, if you're diabetic.

 

[TongueLust]

Where are the nurses?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Could it be the sugar, if you're diabetic.

Also not an issue
I took more aspirin about 10 minutes ago and it’s starting to subside

 

[EvaLane]

Where are the nurses?

Too busy actually getting some action unlike the rest of us

 

[EvaLane]

I hope you're at least using both hands.

A one handed knitter is a set of fingers I’d love to get personally acquainted with.

 

[TongueLust]

Too busy actually getting some action unlike the rest of us

My action will be home by Sunday.

 

[SmokingFap]

My mom used to say that she was so mad, she couldn't see straight.

So I would stand directly in front of her.

 

[SmokingFap]

My dad used to always flush the toilet BEFORE he started peeing. One time I asked him about it. He said he just didn't want people to hear him peeing if they were walking by the restroom. I was like, "Okay, cool, I get that. So why do you leave the door wide open?"

That thought had literally never occurred to him.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My dad used to always flush the toilet BEFORE he started peeing. One time I asked him about it. He said he just didn't want people to hear him peeing if they were walking by the restroom. I was like, "Okay, cool, I get that. So why do you leave the door wide open?"

That thought had literally never occurred to him.

Question is…did he change that habit after you brought it up?

 

[cheekygirl75]

I wonder why my dog didn't want to go for a walk... there was no food at home she was hoping to get. I hope she's feeling all right.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My mom used to say that she was so mad, she couldn't see straight.

So I would stand directly in front of her.

Oh and fyi, she could still see you. Moms have eyes like hawks even when we don't say we do.

 

[SmokingFap]

Question is…did he change that habit after you brought it up?

He actually DID shut the door every time he used the restroom from that moment on. Seriously, it had just never occurred to him that while people couldn't hear him tinkle, we could all see him.

 

[SmokingFap]

Just did… 110/76
Totally normal for me

When I check my blood pressure at one of those little machine thingies at CVS and Walmart, the only number it ever shows is 911.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Still sprinkled in bitchy dust, I see.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Still sprinkled in bitchy dust, I see.

Oh damn gonna have to use that on my daughter some time

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh damn gonna have to use that on my daughter some time

Mine has been on my nerves all week.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Mine has been on my nerves all week.

Girl mine stays on my last one, just pluck, pluck, plucking it until I feel murderous

 

[ShaneoD]

I did my civic duty by clearing out a blocked culvert that was flooding a roadway. I deserve a cookie and a cock of my choice.

And now I know what a culvert is, I was already familiar with your choice of rewards

 

[SmokingFap]

Girl mine stays on my last one, just pluck, pluck, plucking it until I feel murderous

Has she figured out that standing directly in front of you doesn't work?

 

[ShaneoD]

The truth of the matter is, is that 90% of DMs will be off the charts offensive like @FreckledSprite mentioned or half brained like @~Elizabeth~ referenced.

We’d like to pretend it’s the village idiot escaping, but… 90% of the village can’t be idiots, can they??

And this is why I live 2 and a half miles away from my nearest village

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Has she figured out that standing directly in front of you doesn't work?

She doesn't need to, she can irritate me from anywhere…and usually does too. Little brat.

 

[fsa52]

She doesn't need to, she can irritate me from anywhere…and usually does too. Little brat.

I had one of those!!! Always had a “But…” for ever conversation.