Hornymwtxn
Good natured fellow
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So this is whyPours all the coffee down the drain and breaks the machines just because UM told me not to fuck with the coffee...![]()

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So this is whyPours all the coffee down the drain and breaks the machines just because UM told me not to fuck with the coffee...![]()
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.0087f8c60a54418cebfa0883743c8928?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2f6S_7UidVyXwAAAAC%2fschitts-creek-eye-roll.gif&ehk=nrXmsTVRz3yLnX25fFttJQxi7dWiweWAVLL1NuYkHT8%3dIm
im gonna walk the walk all over your bum, fire kitten!!![]()
She's not the boss of me!What cheeky girl says!!
I don’t need coffee… but I want it…Oh, I don't know... do you really want to fuck with the coffee? Aren't the pervs more fun when they're awake and can fight back?
Morning everyone!
I knew I heard someone rustling around the other night…Ummm I hate to burst your bubble buddy
But I dismantled the guts in all the extra coffee makers awhile ago
I knew this day would come![]()
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I'm a sneaky little shitI don’t need coffee… but I want it…
And don’t worry I’m fully awake…
I knew I heard someone rustling around the other night…
I though it was a cat…
Didn’t suspect it was a kitten!!!
https://24.media.tumblr.com/2405d368e6d36b3830094d38096f3570/tumblr_n225ogdtzd1tnr6y2o1_500.gifI'm a sneaky little shit![]()
Wait! How did you capture a picture of me?
https://media.tenor.com/odjXkyESyzEAAAAM/cup-tea.gifJust wanted to say good morning and maybe get a cup of tea
I think he did…Wait! How did you capture a picture of me?
UM! @AlwaysDancing Did you put camera's in the brathouse?
*Grumbles about old men management and perving on my spying capabilities*
I have a baseball bat, metal, not wood that would help in smashing anything that looks like a camera.Wait! How did you capture a picture of me?
UM! @AlwaysDancing Did you put camera's in the brathouse?
*Grumbles about old men management and perving on my spying capabilities*
Fuck, ofc I missed the damned tea pot
Doesn’t fight being tackled by a super hot fire sprite….Tackles @cactusjack0584 away from the teapot
Jumps up quickly and swipes it off the counter where it breaks into a million pieces
So satisfying!![]()
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No. That would be too gross to contemplate.Have you ever drank a warm Pepsi?
Want me to set his kneecaps on fire?No. That would be too gross to contemplate.
It is not done.
It is not okay to even joke about.
Thou shalt not fuck with Pepsi!
I didn’t realize, I was waking up to watch a new episode of “Fire Sprite Theater”.Doesn’t fight being tackled by a super hot fire sprite….
Yep, worth it!
You're welcomeI didn’t realize, I was waking up to watch a new episode of “Fire Sprite Theater”.
Wild.
Well they do seem to enjoy warm beer over on the other side of the pond.No. That would be too gross to contemplate.
It is not done.
It is not okay to even joke about.
Thou shalt not fuck with Pepsi!
That absolutely goes down in history as one of the most creative and simultaneously terrifying cakes I've ever seen! So... Thank you? lolhttps://iili.io/3Rv75FI.jpg
"The candles. You blew them out. We came."
Happy Birthday, @MischiefMakerAlways.
That is sooo freaking cool! That’s my kinda cake! As someone who loves horror movies and all things Halloween, hell yes!!https://iili.io/3Rv75FI.jpg
"The candles. You blew them out. We came."
Happy Birthday, @MischiefMakerAlways.
My mother used to give it to me warm and flat if I had an upset stomach as a kid. It was gross.No. That would be too gross to contemplate.
It is not done.
It is not okay to even joke about.
Thou shalt not fuck with Pepsi!
If you've gots the headaches, make sure you're also drinking a glass of water for each cup of coffee you're drinking. Tylenol and coffee should obviously help, but replenishing that water too.If I drink enough coffee on top of the Tylenol, the headache will go away, right? .....stupid weather changes *shakes first at sky or mother nature or the Jetstream or whatever*