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What if we aren't as blessed?
I guess it needs repeating:

I think men care wayyyyy more than women in terms of the size and shape. Is it 11 inches and will destroy my innards? Is it only 1 inch and it may be tougher to feel or in some positions, have it reach? No? Then yer likely ok as long as you know what to do with it. If yer worried it may not be "up to snuff" compared with some, then get good with your tongue. No woman in the world is gonna complain after cumming from your tongue and kick you outta bed because its only X inches/cm long and not Y inches/cm long or thick or whatever.
Learn how to make a woman squirt with your fingers. Two fingers. Ring and middle. Faced palm up. Insert. Make come hither motion and rub that g spot. Use other hand and push lightly down on pubic bone area just below the navel.

So if you are worried about the "Annual Biggest Cock Contest" at the Firestone Country Club, dont enter. Oh wait... Yer club doesnt have one of those? No one does? See, yer worried over nothing.
 
I guess it needs repeating:

I think men care wayyyyy more than women in terms of the size and shape. Is it 11 inches and will destroy my innards? Is it only 1 inch and it may be tougher to feel or in some positions, have it reach? No? Then yer likely ok as long as you know what to do with it. If yer worried it may not be "up to snuff" compared with some, then get good with your tongue. No woman in the world is gonna complain after cumming from your tongue and kick you outta bed because its only X inches/cm long and not Y inches/cm long or thick or whatever.
Learn how to make a woman squirt with your fingers. Two fingers. Ring and middle. Faced palm up. Insert. Make come hither motion and rub that g spot. Use other hand and push lightly down on pubic bone area just below the navel.

So if you are worried about the "Annual Biggest Cock Contest" at the Firestone Country Club, dont enter. Oh wait... Yer club doesnt have one of those? No one does? See, yer worried over nothing.

Preach!
 
I guess it needs repeating:

I think men care wayyyyy more than women in terms of the size and shape. Is it 11 inches and will destroy my innards? Is it only 1 inch and it may be tougher to feel or in some positions, have it reach? No? Then yer likely ok as long as you know what to do with it. If yer worried it may not be "up to snuff" compared with some, then get good with your tongue. No woman in the world is gonna complain after cumming from your tongue and kick you outta bed because its only X inches/cm long and not Y inches/cm long or thick or whatever.
Learn how to make a woman squirt with your fingers. Two fingers. Ring and middle. Faced palm up. Insert. Make come hither motion and rub that g spot. Use other hand and push lightly down on pubic bone area just below the navel.

So if you are worried about the "Annual Biggest Cock Contest" at the Firestone Country Club, dont enter. Oh wait... Yer club doesnt have one of those? No one does? See, yer worried over nothing.
"...Learn how to make a woman squirt with your fingers. Two fingers. Ring and middle. Faced palm up. Insert. Make come hither motion and rub that g spot. Use other hand and push lightly down on pubic bone area just below the navel."

A very well described, long known and experienced technique. It worked very well for me AND HER. I use the middle and index fingers, but whatever works will nearly levitate her. :D
 
I guess it needs repeating:

I think men care wayyyyy more than women in terms of the size and shape. Is it 11 inches and will destroy my innards? Is it only 1 inch and it may be tougher to feel or in some positions, have it reach? No? Then yer likely ok as long as you know what to do with it. If yer worried it may not be "up to snuff" compared with some, then get good with your tongue. No woman in the world is gonna complain after cumming from your tongue and kick you outta bed because its only X inches/cm long and not Y inches/cm long or thick or whatever.
Learn how to make a woman squirt with your fingers. Two fingers. Ring and middle. Faced palm up. Insert. Make come hither motion and rub that g spot. Use other hand and push lightly down on pubic bone area just below the navel.

So if you are worried about the "Annual Biggest Cock Contest" at the Firestone Country Club, dont enter. Oh wait... Yer club doesnt have one of those? No one does? See, yer worried over nothing.
I don’t think it’s a blessing as much as it is something to use in order to bless you. What hole would you like blessed first?
 
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