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[BrendaBear]

Good morning, everyone!!

*Looks sleepily around*

Oh dang, it's a workday! I'd better hop in the shower!

Happy Monday!

Based on when you posted this, I was getting in the shower at the same time.

If I would have "hopped" in, I think I likely would have crashed and still be laying there.

What's my point? I have no idea. Maybe that I have all the coordination of a sleepy toddler?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Alright I'll give this a whirl I guess

1) I can touch my tongue to my nose
2) I enjoy writing short poems
3) I can actually sing very well

 

[redsnowbunny]

Alright I'll give this a whirl I guess

1) I can touch my tongue to my nose
2) I enjoy writing short poems
3) I can actually sing very well

uhmm....

My guess is 1 is a lie.

 

[cactusjack0584]

My 2 truths and 1 lie:

1 - My designs were sold worldwide
2 - I used to play in theater, with an amateur company.
3 - I relocated at least 5 times in my adult life.

I pick 3 I think

Alright I'll give this a whirl I guess

1) I can touch my tongue to my nose
2) I enjoy writing short poems
3) I can actually sing very well

Hmmm tough… uh 1

 

[vibes]

This Man knows what he's doing.


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/84/66/1b/84661b9bf1353014ed5c9317c26f8aad.gif

Except, a cappuccino in the afternoon ...

 

[Fiestykitten]

Wait, when do we give the answer?

 

[BrendaBear]

Alright I'll give this a whirl I guess

1) I can touch my tongue to my nose
2) I enjoy writing short poems
3) I can actually sing very well

I'm guessing number 1 is the lie...

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Alright I'll give this a whirl I guess

1) I can touch my tongue to my nose
2) I enjoy writing short poems
3) I can actually sing very well

2

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait, when do we give the answer?

We wait a while... I waited about 15 minutes or so.

 

[redsnowbunny]

Except, a cappuccino in the afternoon ...

It was still morning for him. So it's allowed

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Alright I'll give this a whirl I guess

1) I can touch my tongue to my nose
2) I enjoy writing short poems
3) I can actually sing very well

3 is the lie!

As much tongue wagging as you do..


Writing poems?
Yea that don't reason
Too busy during fire season

 

[Fiestykitten]

uhmm....

My guess is 1 is a lie.

Hmmm tough… uh 1

I'm guessing number 1 is the lie...

2

3 is the lie!

As much tongue wagging as you do..


Writing poems?
Yea that don't reason
Too busy during fire season

Our very own Captain Vanilla is correct! I can't sing worth a damn! but I do the other 2

 

[Chloe_Harper]

you're the sweetest!!
We're a coffee away from a great friendship!

Ooh, just one coffee away? Well then, let me slide you a cup ️ you make a great friendship sound exciting

He DOES make a remarkable Luke!

I know, right?!

And Luke has Coffee.

The best coffee

I see a theme here...

I see one too I kinda like this theme

 

[BrendaBear]

Our very own Captain Vanilla is correct! I can't sing worth a damn! but I do the other 2

Wow... you totally got me psyched out with that one.

But... does that mean I'm going to go easy on Captain Vanilla because he was right?




https://media.giphy.com/media/EPxr2AtVWtGB0iiIYn/giphy.gif

 

[cactusjack0584]

Anyone need a coffee refill

 

[Fiestykitten]

Wow... you totally got me psyched out with that one.

But... does that mean I'm going to go easy on Captain Vanilla because he was right?




https://media.giphy.com/media/EPxr2AtVWtGB0iiIYn/giphy.gif

That's my girl!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Our very own Captain Vanilla is correct! I can't sing worth a damn! but I do the other 2

I got one right?!?

Ok we can stop playing now.

Kidding folks. Keep em rolling in

 

[Fiestykitten]

Anyone need a coffee refill

*holds out mug, me please*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My 2 truths and 1 lie:

1 - My designs were sold worldwide
2 - I used to play in theater, with an amateur company.
3 - I relocated at least 5 times in my adult life.

I'm thinking 3 is the lie, that it's fewer than that... like maybe once...

I'm sure the answer has already been posted, but I'm playing as I catch-up, asshats

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Alright I'll give this a whirl I guess

1) I can touch my tongue to my nose
2) I enjoy writing short poems
3) I can actually sing very well

I'm going with 1 is the lie...

I want proof of either 1 or 3 for whichever is true

Again, I'm sure the answer has been posted, so stop rolling your eyes at Chloe being too late or you'll get my foot up your ass

 

[Rj_1954]

Let me try again...

My 2 truths and 1 lie:

1..) My first car was an Oldsmobile
2.) I had a twin sister
3.) I was born in another country

 

[cactusjack0584]

Except, a cappuccino in the afternoon ...

It was still morning for him. So it's allowed

Is this better…
https://media.tenor.com/gDhNQ7sYuAEAAAAM/iced-coffee.gif

 

[cactusjack0584]

Let me try again...

My 2 truths and 1 lie:

1..) My first car was an Oldsmobile
2.) I had a twin sister
3.) I was born in another country

Hmmm maybe 2

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Let me try again...

My 2 truths and 1 lie:

1..) My first car was an Oldsmobile
2.) I had a twin sister
3.) I was born in another country

1 is the lie

2 is true based upon your recent surgery

3 no reason but assume it's true

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’ll go again…
1. My dream car is a 1965 Pontiac Le Mans GTO
2. My favorite cereal is Cookie Crisps
3. I worked in Nonprofit for almost 20 years