cactusjack0584
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Tied up (or chained) to an exploding dog…Clearly, my bedroom activities would send half the board into orbit.
The other half would be bored silly.
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That one was easy
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Tied up (or chained) to an exploding dog…Clearly, my bedroom activities would send half the board into orbit.
The other half would be bored silly.
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Just bring the mango.Clearly, my bedroom activities would send half the board into orbit.
The other half would be bored silly.
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FIFYThis all sounds like the beginning of a hilarious sitcom…
Haha…I think both could be right…FIFY
I wasn’t kink shaming…Hmmm they were all just random emojis, I swear![]()
I'm fucking dying right now.I’m having a come to Jesus moment. I think I might be the world’s worst fuckboy. Have I unsuccessfully flirted with everyone? Gatdamn.
Which half is which though?Clearly, my bedroom activities would send half the board into orbit.
The other half would be bored silly.
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She knowsI'm fucking dying right now.![]()
Which half is which though?
You live kind of far away but want to come over? I'm a mess and have alccoholWhy does drunk me like to tidy up so much?
It could have been girl chained up exploded on to a dog... poor doggy..what did it ever do ?Tied up (or chained) to an exploding dog…
That one was easy
Don’t question it, just reap the benefitsWhy does drunk me like to tidy up so much?
Dodged a bullet, girl.And here I thought I was special.
OMG I'm dead
Always, but you'll have to tell me where stuff goes, then I'll happily put it there.You live kind of far away but want to come over?
If he doesn't, I will!!!You live kind of far away but want to come over? I'm a mess and have alccohol![]()
More like a box of ammo dodged.Dodged a bullet, girl.
Sober me is usually quite happy/impressedDon’t question it, just reap the benefits
S'okay, PG. Help is already on the way.I'm fucking dying right now.![]()