What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m gonna just start pm’ing people personalized emoji reactions

Maybe you should sleep on this too.

 

[ericalauren]

My cat and I are watching a documentary about ETs and UFOs. If there are any friendly aliens out there, beam me up!

 

[SmokingFap]

My cat and I are watching a documentary about ETs and UFOs. If there are any friendly aliens out there, beam me up!

Kitty, phone home.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I’m gonna just start pm’ing people personalized emoji reactions

cactus zebra feet are my favorite too!!!

I'm REALLY trying to decipher that coded message. But I'm pretty sure you don't mean "cactus zebra foot". That would be too easy. So... "spiky striped cankle"?

I think it's "I hope you step barefoot on cactus, and it hurts twice as bad." 2x2=4, you know?

 

[SmokingFap]

I think it's "I hope you step barefoot on cactus, and it hurts twice as bad." 2x2=4, you know?

That might be the weirdest post I've ever read on here.

 

[EvaLane]

I'm REALLY trying to decipher that coded message.

It must say more about me than I thought, as I just randomly selected some emojis.

But if I put my big girl brain to use, I think it could mean something relevant all together.

Something about pain, wilderness, and… perhaps being beneath something?

I think it's "I hope you step barefoot on cactus, and it hurts twice as bad." 2x2=4, you know?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/Hp2H0lUhb9oEZ2BaN1/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9521jgrktrf0vvjyz06bh9iroj32tf6vpm71uzz6hia&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

 

[SmokingFap]

It must say more about me than I thought, as I just randomly selected some emojis.

But if I put my big girl brain to use, I think it could mean something relevant all together.

Something about pain, wilderness, and… perhaps being beneath something?



https://media1.giphy.com/media/Hp2H0lUhb9oEZ2BaN1/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9521jgrktrf0vvjyz06bh9iroj32tf6vpm71uzz6hia&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

I think you and @barefootgirl69 should both call 911 immediately, because apparently, strokes are contagious.

And it obviously had something to do with cankles.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

What in the blue hell is going on?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Should I be concerned a zebra is going to step on me??? I’m getting weird messages above

 

[SmokingFap]

What in the blue hell is going on?

Blue hell? I think I had one of those on spring break my junior year in college. And then I changed my major to Animal Husbandry.

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Should I be concerned a zebra is going to step on me??? I’m getting weird messages above

Run

 

[cactusjack0584]

Run

I am fast but I can’t outrun a zebra!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think you and @barefootgirl69 should both call 911 immediately, because apparently, strokes are contagious.

And it obviously had something to do with cankles.

I was thinking it needed to be a new thread.

Say what you want to say to any Litster - using emoji.

Like a Dear Litster. Of course, might be used often.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I was thinking it needed to be a new thread.

Say what you want to say to any Litster - using emoji.

Like a Dear Litster. Of course, might be used often.

I’ll try this:
Dear litster

 

[EvaLane]

I was thinking it needed to be a new thread.

Say what you want to say to any Litster - using emoji.

Like a Dear Litster. Of course, might be used often.

Lots of

Maybe a bit of

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I don't throw stones about people's fetishes and fantasies, because my house isn't even made of glass. It's pretty much just Saran Wrap.

Wait. Is this like rock paper scissors?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Lots of

Maybe a bit of

wait wait.... why do we have firecrackers in bed??? That sound dangerous!

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m gonna just start pm’ing people personalized emoji reactions

cactus zebra feet are my favorite too!!!

Are you two in my bedroom. I didn't think the stripy self-tan on unshaved legs would be that noticeable.

 

[cactusjack0584]

wait wait.... why do we have firecrackers in bed??? That sound dangerous!

I mean it’s kind of like a bottle rocket…
Wait what are you talking about?

 

[SmokingFap]

I was thinking it needed to be a new thread.

Say what you want to say to any Litster - using emoji.

Like a Dear Litster. Of course, might be used often.

That's actually brilliant! If that isn't actually a thread, you absolutely must start one.

 

[EvaLane]

Clearly, my bedroom activities would send half the board into orbit.

The other half would be bored silly.

‍

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

This all sounds like the beginning of a horrible sitcom…

 

[cactusjack0584]

This all sounds like the beginning of a horrible sitcom…

The British version might be funnier…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The British version might be funnier…

they always are!

 

[SmokingFap]

Are you two in my bedroom. I didn't think the stripy self-tan on unshaved legs would be that noticeable.

Hello, 911? Yes, I need to report another case of that airborne stroke that seems to be going around.