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LilKitKat said:
How did you know -insert name here-

Oh he had contacted me for business and was a good friend

What kind of business do you do?

I ummm...got his heart rate going? made sure he slacked off at work to talk about sports and my ass? helped him ejaculate daily? came here to erase his hard drive so you dont see his porn history?

Shit
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I would love to see the faces of the folks when my will is ready by some stuffy lawyer: "To the extremely lovely lady that helped me to ejaculate daily, I bequeath..."
 
MacGuffinn said:
I would love to see the faces of the folks when my will is ready by some stuffy lawyer: "To the extremely lovely lady that helped me to ejaculate daily, I bequeath..."
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the majority of all my holdings, including the yacht, the Ferrari, the house in the Hamptons, the estate in Montana, the cabin on the hillside at Val Gardena and the one at Val d'Isere, and the bulk of my 22.9 million dollars in my Swiss account

and all my porn account passwords so she can erase all my messages, cock shots, tribute photos and more
 
LilKitKat said:
the majority of all my holdings, including the yacht, the Ferrari, the house in the Hamptons, the estate in Montana, the cabin on the hillside at Val Gardena and the one at Val d'Isere, and the bulk of my 22.9 million dollars in my Swiss account

and all my porn account passwords so she can erase all my messages, cock shots, tribute photos and more
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Can I copy-and-paste this? 🤔🧐
 
LilKitKat said:
not trying to distract. stare at my ass. dont get any work done. fantasize about how tight it is. Grip your cock and pretend you are sliding up inside of it. blast cum deep into me and watch the creampie.

better!?
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I haven’t fantasized about filling yer butt. It’s like im slipping
 
LilKitKat said:
not trying to distract. stare at my ass. dont get any work done. fantasize about how tight it is. Grip your cock and pretend you are sliding up inside of it. blast cum deep into me and watch the creampie.

better!?
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For the record: I LOVE your tight ass; it is truly a marvel of biological engineering, genetics, and (I'm sure) a fuck-ton of effort at the gym..., but it doesn't make me want to fuck it.

Nothing personal, there are just other places that I think would be better to insert a 🍆.
 
NakedStoryLover said:
For the record: I LOVE your tight ass; it is truly a marvel of biological engineering, genetics, and (I'm sure) a fuck-ton of effort at the gym..., but it doesn't make me want to fuck it.

Nothing personal, there are just other places that I think would be better to insert a 🍆.
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no offense taken, I prefer in my pussy to my ass as well!
 
LilKitKat said:
ehhh, I think so? but maybe some disagree?
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Obviously, I don't have first hand experience.. but there is something about the way you approach things... I can imagine you aren't a good lover. You seem to me to be the type that if you thought that about yourself, you would take steps to change it. I also think you would probably rely on your own observations than what men said after... I think you're too smart to take a guy at face value who is probably most interested in setting up round two at that point.

The tongue ring discussion intrigues me. With 59 years on the planet and a body count approaching my age, I've never kissed anyone with a tongue piercing. That may change in the near future; I'm quite curious about it.
 
LilKitKat said:
random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?
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I haven't had a contact plan yet.
There's a few people here I have on other places who could pass on the word.
As for the porn....I need to rethink things. 😁😁😁
 
LilKitKat said:
random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?
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Ok I'm very late but I just assumed they wouldn't be able to guess the password to my laptops or know what sites I visit, the closest to tech savvy in my family would be my 19 year old nephew and if he saw my lit account I imagine he'd call me "a man of culture" here's praying he wouldn't discover my Dropbox 🙈
 
LilKitKat said:
it wasnt the truth from his friend.
in a nutshell, my boyfriend is guy we shall call "Dave"...and one night I got hit by a car (!). I was rushed to the hospital. Several people saw or heard right away of course. A super close friend of mine (lets call him "John") that Dave was worried about (because John still had major feels for me) wanted to visit me in hospital of course.
So Dave's bff (we can call him "Tony") impersonates Dave online (without Dave's permission or knowledge etc, or so I was told and believe), sends out messages to John and any guy who was concerned about me that might have had an interest in me romantically, and tells them I was in critical condition, and then died. Then tells them my family is flying me (my body) back to Japan for my funeral and details about any sort of memorial in LA would be forthcoming. I ended up reading all the texts and admittedly he did a convincing job. ANYWAY, Tony thought this would somehow allow John to grieve for me and then forget about me, ie, allowing Dave to not worry about John anymore either (because admittedly, I had some slight feelings for John but never pursued because I know he isnt right for me).
Once I figured this all out, I had a huge argument with Dave and was like WTF and he claimed to not know (which again, I do believe but maybe not) but then he was like ok so no harm no foul, you are alive, John knows yer alive, etc...and I was like how the f can you not have beat the shit out of Tony and what the fuck etc and he was like "he is my bro, we sorted it and you need to as well" and I just was like..this isnt a "funny prank" that goes on for an hour or a day even, this is telling someone I am DEAD...for REAL...and it then snowballed and needless to say, I told Dave off. But he was like...AMAZING before that whole deal.
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OMG and WTF - and plenty of other text speak that probably fits but I can't think of ... That's just beyond weird! Regardless of how wonderful "Dave" was with his magic wand, I think you're better off without
LilKitKat said:
Speaking of being cleaned out...who wants to use some of their fluid and some sort of handy tool to give me a good scrubbing?

https://i.postimg.cc/wvyQy0xh/thongthursday.jpg

and for those where the link isnt working

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LilKitKat said:
Yeah my plumbing needs a good once over at least...do you charge by the hour, or by the pipe fixed?

I have at least two that need to be thoroughly pumped clean
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I'd love to say I'm up for giving your plumbing a good service but if I was to charge by the hour, you'd be wishing you'd hired a local guy (or gal) ... flights to/from LAX, hotel, taxis and chemicals to assist with keeping my rod stiff - it's not cheap! 😲 🤣 💵💵💵
LilKitKat said:
not trying to distract. stare at my ass. dont get any work done. fantasize about how tight it is. Grip your cock and pretend you are sliding up inside of it. blast cum deep into me and watch the creampie.

better!?
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Too late, I'm distracted, not getting any work done, fantasising about sliding into your ass (but would prefer your pussy) and leaving you a creamy deposit - that I would happily clean up afterwards 😜
LilKitKat said:
so this is too conservative yer saying?

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OK so it's AI, but I'd probably have my funeral whilst I'm still alive just to see you dressed like that! And if you turned up to my real funeral, I'd love to see / hear everyone's reactions! 😲:love:😘
 
Belegon said:
Obviously, I don't have first hand experience.. but there is something about the way you approach things... I can imagine you aren't a good lover. You seem to me to be the type that if you thought that about yourself, you would take steps to change it. I also think you would probably rely on your own observations than what men said after... I think you're too smart to take a guy at face value who is probably most interested in setting up round two at that point.

The tongue ring discussion intrigues me. With 59 years on the planet and a body count approaching my age, I've never kissed anyone with a tongue piercing. That may change in the near future; I'm quite curious about it.
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FYI, it's not *kissing* with a tongue piercing that should intrigue.
 
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