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LilKitKat said:
it wasnt the truth from his friend.
in a nutshell, my boyfriend is guy we shall call "Dave"...and one night I got hit by a car (!). I was rushed to the hospital. Several people saw or heard right away of course. A super close friend of mine (lets call him "John") that Dave was worried about (because John still had major feels for me) wanted to visit me in hospital of course.
So Dave's bff (we can call him "Tony") impersonates Dave online (without Dave's permission or knowledge etc, or so I was told and believe), sends out messages to John and any guy who was concerned about me that might have had an interest in me romantically, and tells them I was in critical condition, and then died. Then tells them my family is flying me (my body) back to Japan for my funeral and details about any sort of memorial in LA would be forthcoming. I ended up reading all the texts and admittedly he did a convincing job. ANYWAY, Tony thought this would somehow allow John to grieve for me and then forget about me, ie, allowing Dave to not worry about John anymore either (because admittedly, I had some slight feelings for John but never pursued because I know he isnt right for me).
Once I figured this all out, I had a huge argument with Dave and was like WTF and he claimed to not know (which again, I do believe but maybe not) but then he was like ok so no harm no foul, you are alive, John knows yer alive, etc...and I was like how the f can you not have beat the shit out of Tony and what the fuck etc and he was like "he is my bro, we sorted it and you need to as well" and I just was like..this isnt a "funny prank" that goes on for an hour or a day even, this is telling someone I am DEAD...for REAL...and it then snowballed and needless to say, I told Dave off. But he was like...AMAZING before that whole deal.
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This sounds like a big mess. Damn. Sorry you had to deal with that.
 
ugh so I just made some coffee and it tasted like soap
so last night i was cleaning my major coffee tumbler thing with barkeeper's friend (amazing abrasive cleaner) and washed it like 5500 times after with regular water and some dawn soap etc and it didnt smell at all like cleaner.
so i make coffee and it smells delish but then i take a sip and am like...uh...hrmmm
take another suip and think...this aint right yo! but sometimes with my espresso/coffee machine you have to run it through cleaner cycles and decalcify stuff...its a pain but coffee always tsastes like ass for a min the first cup after and i had done that recently too.
but nope, methinks its the damn barkeepers friend.
threw out the coffee, cup went right into dishwasher. made a new cup.

so if i die...its the barkeepers friend...tell my family!
 
LilKitKat said:
ugh so I just made some coffee and it tasted like soap
so last night i was cleaning my major coffee tumbler thing with barkeeper's friend (amazing abrasive cleaner) and washed it like 5500 times after with regular water and some dawn soap etc and it didnt smell at all like cleaner.
so i make coffee and it smells delish but then i take a sip and am like...uh...hrmmm
take another suip and think...this aint right yo! but sometimes with my espresso/coffee machine you have to run it through cleaner cycles and decalcify stuff...its a pain but coffee always tsastes like ass for a min the first cup after and i had done that recently too.
but nope, methinks its the damn barkeepers friend.
threw out the coffee, cup went right into dishwasher. made a new cup.

so if i die...its the barkeepers friend...tell my family!
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You won’t die. You’ll just be really cleaned out. 🤣. Any chance it was the lid of the tumbler. That happens to mine on occasion.
 
LilKitKat said:
ugh so I just made some coffee and it tasted like soap
so last night i was cleaning my major coffee tumbler thing with barkeeper's friend (amazing abrasive cleaner) and washed it like 5500 times after with regular water and some dawn soap etc and it didnt smell at all like cleaner.
so i make coffee and it smells delish but then i take a sip and am like...uh...hrmmm
take another suip and think...this aint right yo! but sometimes with my espresso/coffee machine you have to run it through cleaner cycles and decalcify stuff...its a pain but coffee always tsastes like ass for a min the first cup after and i had done that recently too.
but nope, methinks its the damn barkeepers friend.
threw out the coffee, cup went right into dishwasher. made a new cup.

so if i die...its the barkeepers friend...tell my family!
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That will be an interesting story on the tombstone ... RIP 😂😘👼🏼
 
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