LilKitKat's thread

[ShaneoD]

Here lies Kitana
Loved by her friends and family
Magna cum laude graduate
Distinction of being the only member of Mensa and Darwin award winner

I was just about to ask about your coffee related disaster then this fantastic eulogy appeared. If it makes you feel better I just choked down a cup of instant at my dad's house.

 

[J D Danger]

Speaking of being cleaned out...who wants to use some of their fluid and some sort of handy tool to give me a good scrubbing?

https://i.postimg.cc/wvyQy0xh/thongthursday.jpg

and for those where the link isnt working

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Every time I see it I want to smack it just beautiful

 

[LilKitKat]

Having all kinds of nice shower thoughts here, Kit...!

in the shower, but imagining yourself as plumber/handyman?

 

[LilKitKat]

I was just about to ask about your coffee related disaster then this fantastic eulogy appeared. If it makes you feel better I just choked down a cup of instant at my dad's house.

instant...yikes.
desperate much?
hehe

 

[urbangentleman]

yeah my plumbing needs a good once over at least...do you charge by the hour, or by the pipe fixed?

I have at least two that need to be thoroughly pumped clean

For fucks sake! Like we do all crave that.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

in the shower, but imagining yourself as plumber/handyman?

Exactly. "Can you show me the areas that need cleaning, Ma'am? I want to make sure I have the right tool."

 

[LilKitKat]

For fucks sake! Like we do all crave that.

wiggles

 

[LilKitKat]

Exactly. "Can you show me the areas that need cleaning, Ma'am? I want to make sure I have the right tool."

 

[urbangentleman]

wiggles

The real fun is I’m confident you would be better than my silly man brain can dream up

 

[Utmale48]

wiggles

Shake what got baby. Woohoo.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Exactly. "Can you show me the areas that need cleaning, Ma'am? I want to make sure I have the right tool."

Speaking of being cleaned out...who wants to use some of their fluid and some sort of handy tool to give me a good scrubbing?

https://i.postimg.cc/wvyQy0xh/thongthursday.jpg

and for those where the link isnt working

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Ah, yes. I see the problem: first, I need to remove that pesky cover to get a better taste... look!

Can you hand me that soap please, so I can clean the area and get a better look?

 

[ShaneoD]

instant...yikes.
desperate much?
hehe

He doesn't drink coffee so he thinks he's being nice by keeping it in the house.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

yep, only takes one hand to click a mouse...buahahaha

Wait! We're supposed to be clicking with our hands?!

 

[hotcpu]

Here lies Kitana
Loved by her friends and family
Magna cum laude graduate
Distinction of being the only member of Mensa and Darwin award winner

Ended by trying to keep her favorite coffee mug spotless ... What an Angel!!

 

[LilKitKat]

Ah, yes. I see the problem: first, I need to remove that pesky cover to get a better taste... look!

Can you hand me that soap please, so I can clean the area and get a better look?

dont use the anti-freeze, but I am guessing you have some ball-bearings to add to the mix

 

[NakedStoryLover]

dont use the anti-freeze, but I am guessing you have some ball-bearings to add to the mix

Oh, I make sure to warm up all the tools before inserting them. Keeps the pipes from contracting unnecessarily or siezing up.

They do require a repetitive motion to really scrub them out. I use the ball bearing-equipped tool only for the inlet-outlet pipe; the outlet-only pipe is cared for by hand.

Can you help me warm up this tool?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

He doesn't drink coffee so he thinks he's being nice by keeping it in the house.

He's right (but it's still crap)

 

[LilKitKat]

random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?

No, but I have realized that I do need to designate a post-mortem bag man to take on those cleanup duties.

Like Harvey Keitel's The Wolf in Pulp Fiction.

 

[urbangentleman]

random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?

No. It’s something i’ve thought about.Or like if the timing is right there’s a trail of naughty in our conversation and some posts i’ve done

 

[hotcpu]

random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?

Hopefully Encryption really is that hard to break

 

[LilKitKat]

No, but I have realized that I do need to designate a post-mortem bag man to take on those cleanup duties.

Like Harvey Keitel's The Wolf in Pulp Fiction.

prob dont want the wife, kids to go from being all sad to "dayum, he was jerking off every single day to milfs.com, bigblackbitches.com, tinyasianpussies.com, pissinmyasshole.com, tiemeupstud.com, bigcocksinyourass.com" and whatever

 

[MacGuffinn]

random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?

My family would mostly not care so much. That and they wouldn't be able to break the passcode!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Kit: Are you offering your services for post mortem data cleanup for the middle-aged pervert?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

prob dont want the wife, kids to go from being all sad to "dayum, he was jerking off every single day to milfs.com, bigblackbitches.com, tinyasianpussies.com, pissinmyasshole.com, tiemeupstud.com, bigcocksinyourass.com" and whatever

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