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[BrendaBear]

Good Morning sweet cactus! Tea please?! Something fruity. I’ve recently cut out my Celciius and Wine. We’ll see how long this lasts!

I didn't read all the way through that when I first saw it... because tea talk? Cool, but I probably didn't even read the rest of the line. But when @Chloe_Harper pointed it out, I totally had this reaction:

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[BrendaBear]

Fuck these assholes at work. I’ve dedicated 17 1/2 years and all they want to do is defect any responsibility. If you can’t or don’t want to don’t job then leave. We will find someone who will.

Sorry - had to get that off my chest.

Yeah! What he said!!!
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[Fiestykitten]

I suck with words....
So FIRE
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[Fiestykitten]

Yeah! What he said!!!
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Can I come sit with you...

 

[Fiestykitten]

Fuck these assholes at work. I’ve dedicated 17 1/2 years and all they want to do is defect any responsibility. If you can’t or don’t want to don’t job then leave. We will find someone who will.

Sorry - had to get that off my chest.

Alright I've been thinking about this long and hard big guy but (takes a deep breath) I would be willing to set the whole place on fire for you.
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Just let me know I got you.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

the new ultra blue hawaiian is great

I'm a basic bitch, I miss the Rose one
Viking Berry is awesome, but not sugar free

You dont get it...

Uh... yes I do?

You know what else is great?

Good thing I'm not your Daddy.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Uh... yes I do?

Nope. You don't get it.

Good thing I'm not your Daddy.

 

[Fiestykitten]

@_BassAckwards_ You are a gentleman, but I have a feeling that's not always the case

 

[base10]

Nope. You don't get it.

I have the biggest crush on April from Parks and Rec, the character. The absolute deadpan delivery at all times kills me

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I have the biggest crush on April from Parks and Rec, the character. The absolute deadpan delivery at all times kills me

Me too

 

[Fiestykitten]

Me too

She's an amazing actress!

 

[BrendaBear]

Can I come sit with you...

Or course!!!! Sorry I didn't see this earlier!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I have the biggest crush on April from Parks and Rec, the character. The absolute deadpan delivery at all times kills me

Um… who doesn’t?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Or course!!!! Sorry I didn't see this earlier!

* Grabs my Diet Mt. Dew and sits down*

 

[Fiestykitten]

Where tf has @MrMakersMark been? I need a victim... I mean good old perve to torment... I mean to hang out with and not possibly set on fire.

 

[subdudeme13]

You'll have to ask @cactusjack0584 as I have cleaned the kitchen.

There is one person that cleans the dishes right away.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Alright I've been thinking about this long and hard big guy but (takes a deep breath) I would be willing to set the whole place on fire for you.
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Just let me know I got you.

They don’t make enough Napalm, you’d need to take it up a level

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Can I come sit with you...

Me too please!

 

[Fiestykitten]

They don’t make enough Napalm, you’d need to take it up a level

Don't you worry. I can take it to any level needed to get the job done.

 

[Fiestykitten]

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[BrendaBear]

Me too please!

Of course! Plenty of room, and I have more chairs.

 

[Fiestykitten]

@Toro1886 this "liking" my post business has got to stop. You can do better.

 

[BrendaBear]

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Wow! Just ... wow! This looks so much like one of the guys here... maybe not quite so young looking...

 

[Toro1886]

was that better?

@Toro1886 this "liking" my post business has got to stop. You can do better.

 

[Fiestykitten]

was that better?

You learn quick.. good boy