Women With Hairy Muffs II

This reminds me of a joke the older neighborhood guys played on me on the bus one time.

I had kinda long hair and they asked me to pull one out so they could show me something. I gave S.S. a eight-inch or so hair and he held it taut between his hands and asked me to tap in Morse Code on it the answer to a couple of questions. It started with "do you like girls"

It didn't matter that I didn't know Morse Code. He said "just fake it, but do it anyway." So I pretended to tap out "yes" on the hair held between his hands.

Then he asked "Who do you like or have a crush on?" I pretended to tap out a name.

Then he asked, "What would you say if you got in her pants?"

When I went to tap, there wasn't any hair there. So, just a tiny bit confused, I said so out loud.
 
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