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[Jaws82]

Haha!! I never thought we'd be talking guns at the Brat house!

My friend has a Beretta 9mm and a CZ something something that looks a lot like the Beretta. He let me shoot both of those, and they were very nice.

CZ 75-maybe?

 

[HollyS]

I have a bubble gun although I have shot an actual rifle too... I like bubbles though. No protective ear or eye wear necessary

Oooo, a bubble gun sounds fun!!

Naked bubble gun fun!! Better than pillow fights, even!

 

[HollyS]

ill say this I have 2 guns featured in the John Wick movies

I don't know those movies. Sorry!

 

[Jaws82]

I have a bubble gun although I have shot an actual rifle too... I like bubbles though. No protective ear or eye wear necessary

what if the soap gets in your eye??

 

[HollyS]

CZ 75-maybe?

I don't know. It was chrome, if that helps! Very shiny.

Maybe a 75 or something like that?

 

[HollyS]

what if the soap gets in your eye??

There are worse things...

 

[Jaws82]

I don't know. It was chrome, if that helps! Very shiny.

Maybe a 75 or something like that?

must be a custom job be cool to see

 

[Chloe_Harper]

what if the soap gets in your eye??

Then you don't know how to play with bubbles right

 

[Jaws82]

Then you don't know how to play with bubbles right

teach me the ways of the bubble

 

[Chloe_Harper]

teach me the ways of the bubble

Ok, first, you will have to find the Mystical Forest of Bubbles and try to harvest a single bubble without popping it and delivering it to the bubble goddess... once you've completed this, you will need to bring me 2 bendy straws, yarn 4x the length of one of the straws, a shallow metal tray, dawn dish soap, and an adult juice box.

 

[BrendaBear]

Haha!! I never thought we'd be talking guns at the Brat house!

Right? I am reminded of a funny incident decades ago, when I was a teenager…

I was at this very informal get together, in the middle of no where Oregon. My dad brought me, there was a father and son there, a few other guys, and a couple, probably in their early 40’s who were totally gun fanatics.

Anyway, we have several RV’s, and go to this ranch in rural Oregon. I think someone said it was 5,000 acres or something. Whatever. It is a beautiful spot. We are all parked out near the road, but there were some sort of roads that went back into the property, into a beautiful secluded valley, with a stream and an old homestead cabin there.

The couple had hiked back there and he they split up. She decides to enjoy the beautiful spot near the stream and the homestead and proceeds to strip completely naked, lays her clothes out on the ground for her to lay on and enjoy the sun.

Sometime later, she hears a small motorcycle coming down the trail… so she stands up and sees it is one of the older guys (probably how old I am now ) riding down the little road. She jumps up, waving her arms in the air and calling his name. He didn’t notice.

So later on, around a campfire, she shares the story about how “Mike” rode a trail bike right past a beautiful naked woman, jumping up and down and calling his name….. and he didn’t even notice her.

She didn’t call herself beautiful, I am calling her that. But… he sure got picked on for that.

 

[Jaws82]

Ok, first, you will have to find the Mystical Forest of Bubbles and try to harvest a single bubble without popping it and delivering it to the bubble goddess... once you've completed this, you will need to bring me 2 bendy straws, yarn 4x the length of one of the straws, a shallow metal tray, dawn dish soap, and an adult juice box.

god i hope the forest isnt in delaware

 

[Sammysub07]

Sammy and Chloe and Brenda are all bringing their A-games tonight!!

You ladies are on fire!! By which I mean smokin' hot!

Feisty too - sorry she's gone to bed. The ten random facts are a blast!

Let's see, Sammy - for pew pews, we have a small family of Glocks, a Ruger 44 mag, and several long guns. I like my .243 but I have shot cartridges up to 375 H&H. And yes, that one kicked the shit out of me, but I wasn't about to NOT shoot it! Lol

My baby is the M&P 9Shield EZ and I have the compact for my CCP

 

[Azuldrgon]

*steps up to the mic*
1. My name is spelled the way it is because back when I joined, they limited the amount of letters and azuldrAgon was too long.
2. I came on Lit to submit stories thanks to a crush who was married to the man my wife cheated on me with in an online relationship. (They're no longer around.)
3. I go to therapy once a month to help heal from a variety of traumas and destructive behavior.
4. I may have posted sound cloud recordings of me covering songs.
5. My favorite genre to write is Romance just because I like the sappiness.
6. My hug count for the number of Litsters I have hugged in person is now up to 9.
7. When I am not hugging every brat in sight, I help run a Powder Coating shop in a big city near me. (Not too big though.)
8. I have a Special Needs son that I act as caregiver for.
9. Some of my stories have been inspired by Litster's with their permission.
10. Although there are two series involving baristas, I have never had sex with one.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

god i hope the forest isnt in delaware

It's actually in an unknown subsection of the Amazon... so you're welcome

 

[BrendaBear]

My baby is the M&P 9Shield EZ and I have the compact for my CCP

I had an M&P shield 9mm…

My cc is a Sig Sauer 9mm. It is like a little version of my Beretta 92, with ambidextrous safety.

 

[Jaws82]

It's actually in an unknown subsection of the Amazon... so you're welcome

Bezos has it?

 

[HollyS]

Alrighty, Brat House, Ms Holly needs to get going.

Such a fun night! Thank you.

I'm not gonna lie - I might have dreams about a threesome with a couple of gorgeous Brats! Maybe more!

Have a good night, everyone. Kisses and hugs.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Guess who’s feeling feral?!

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Kitten, we all know you need to have panties on to drop them, and you hardly ever wear them!

Okay. So maybe I’m feeling feral and bratty!

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And what could possibly have you feral?

I’ll play with random facts! Random, Flirty, or Feral edition!

1. I absolutely love all things 80’s. Movies, Music, TV, etc!
2. I hate wearing underwear
3. You’ll never catch me running
4. I’ve had a VCH piercing
5. I’ve lived and visited multiple countries
6. I LOVE to read
7. I’m a Surgical First Assistant
8. I love breakfast
9. I have two tattoos
10. I orgasm easily

Looking forward to taking you to get the VCH redone! And even more excited to exploit, or deny you, #10!

Listen Muffin Man, you’re probably not surprised Because you know it’s all @MischiefMakerAlways fault?!

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I really didn't do much.

Oh you sexy, sneaky, thing! I’ll take those kisses and raise you some pinches!

Still want to get some pinches?


Okay, am I too late for the 10 random things? I feel like that moment has passed.

 

[Sammysub07]

I had an M&P shield 9mm…

My cc is an Sig Sauer 9mm. It is like a little version of my Beretta 92, with ambidextrous safety.

I’ve had that sig but went to the M&P. My compact has an ambidextrous safety!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Bezos has it?

The real Amazon the rainforest one. Duh. Gah!

Alrighty, Brat House, Ms Holly needs to get going.

Such a fun night! Thank you.

I'm not gonna lie - I might have dreams about a threesome with a couple of gorgeous Brats! Maybe more!

Have a good night, everyone. Kisses and hugs.

I volunteer to be one of those Brats in the threesome if your subconscious is taking volunteers

Have a good night and sweet dreams

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Okay, am I too late for the 10 random things? I feel like that moment has passed

Share! Share! Share!

 

[Jaws82]

The real Amazon the rainforest one. Duh. Gah!

I volunteer to be one of those Brats in the threesome if your subconscious is taking volunteers

Have a good night and sweet dreams

ooooohhhhhhh

 

[BrendaBear]

I had an M&P shield 9mm…

My cc is a Sig Sauer 9mm. It is like a little version of my Beretta 92, with ambidextrous safety.

I have a cool Crossbreed holster in my purse (left handed, of course). Works so perfect for me.

But… I also am a guitar slinger….

I think I told Sammy and Chloe earlier I was going to play with a new backing track. I made it, and I just didn’t like it enough to want to post it. I kind of liked this one better, that I did right after the backing track one.

 

[Sammysub07]

Alrighty, Brat House, Ms Holly needs to get going.

Such a fun night! Thank you.

I'm not gonna lie - I might have dreams about a threesome with a couple of gorgeous Brats! Maybe more!

Have a good night, everyone. Kisses and hugs.

Goodnight!! Dream sweet threesome dreams!