Cock Talk

[EvaLane]

I can't figure out what the little colored pieces next to her are supposed to be.

It's a German toy, so..my thoughts are fearful.

It’s for sure happy pills

 

[Justabaldguy70]

It’s for sure happy pills

Well she could be a squirter with the blue dots…the yellow one could be her clit popping off with the industrial vibrator

 

[MindYaBitness]

I can't figure out what the little colored pieces next to her are supposed to be.

It's a German toy, so..my thoughts are fearful.

Interchangeable heads

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Interchangeable heads

I mean look at the size of that thing…we are talking Sputnik

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean look at the size of that thing…we are talking Sputnik

She's made of Lego, I'm sure she can justcrebuild her hoo-ha

 

[MrMakersMark]

All good ideas.

Thank you all for pushing my irrational fear of Hunnish perversion further out of my view.

Good stuff.

 

[MindYaBitness]

All good ideas.

Thank you all for pushing my irrational fear of Hunnish perversion further out of my view.

Good stuff.

Hunnish?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbWp4bnYxMzAweDNxaDhhMzB2dHI2eWRjcHBjeHdnaTVsY2xxZDdrbiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/NtQ7Pa2zQFS0g/giphy.gif

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She's made of Lego, I'm sure she can justcrebuild her hoo-ha

That is what Emmitt thought too

 

[MindYaBitness]

That is what Emmitt thought too

You keep that Kragle away from hed vajoozle!!! Are you a sadist?

 

[sexymanfun]

View attachment 2518128

https://i.postimg.cc/W3k8cNst/lego-fleshlight-v0-o29jtw1fwbkb1-683254809.jpg

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://i.postimg.cc/W3k8cNst/lego-fleshlight-v0-o29jtw1fwbkb1-683254809.jpg

Bring plenty lego lube

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://i.postimg.cc/W3k8cNst/lego-fleshlight-v0-o29jtw1fwbkb1-683254809.jpg

Creator???
Tf?

Destroyer..

 

[MindYaBitness]

Creator???
Tf?

Destroyer..

Creator is the theme/line, not the name of the very scary sex toy.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMGpxdnlvcW52N3d1Nnp2ZGZyZXE5Z3l4eGhqdWRyamtlcXFpeWdscyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/to3I2nkywr2PS/giphy.gif

 

[MrMakersMark]

Creator is the theme/line, not the name of the very scary sex toy.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMGpxdnlvcW52N3d1Nnp2ZGZyZXE5Z3l4eGhqdWRyamtlcXFpeWdscyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/to3I2nkywr2PS/giphy.gif

Lego folk.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Not to be ... but Lego is a Danish product- clealry you've never read the packaging...

Nope.
Lol!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Lego folk.

You can't hang out with the dorky cool kids, please take your lunch tray and go sit with the jocks where you belong!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

You can't hang out with the dorky cool kids, please take your lunch tray and go sit with the jocks where you belong!

Damm @MrMakersMark she just Lego of you

 

[MrMakersMark]

Now listen...

You Lego (aka plastic snap-together things of various size, color and pain when found by feet in the night while walking to piss) groupies all need to.....

 

[dawn_of_night]

We are oddly trusting of people we meet in public. When in reality, those are the ones most likely to talk behind our backs, fuck us over, and generally treat us like shit.

We’d probably be better off if we all wore masks in real life and used anonymous handles. While using face pics and real names on line.

Seriously though.....

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://i.postimg.cc/W3k8cNst/lego-fleshlight-v0-o29jtw1fwbkb1-683254809.jpg

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Ldp54oFzm_IAAAAd/chris-farley.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Ldp54oFzm_IAAAAd/chris-farley.gif

Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough

 

[MindYaBitness]

Now listen...

You Lego (aka plastic snap-together things of various size, color and pain when found by feet in the night while walking to piss) groupies all need to.....

Say that to my face
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ2oyYjFibzR6eTgyMmN6enBqaGhlMWEwNnVza2gydHk0NXY5Z25sbiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/WUeeGwT8d8KFa/giphy.gif

 

[mnbreastluver]

Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough

Ummmmm, don’t think bear traps are.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ummmmm, don’t think bear traps are.

After perusing the BDSM forum, I wouldnt say that with any measure of confidence!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Say that to my face
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ2oyYjFibzR6eTgyMmN6enBqaGhlMWEwNnVza2gydHk0NXY5Z25sbiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/WUeeGwT8d8KFa/giphy.gif

Uhm… ow?