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I had 3 goldfish in my toilet bowl until Lady K flushed them...

They were dead:(
 
Right? I can hear this clearly in my head...

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The best I have heard. My friend was at the food store with his young child. I believe 4ish. The boy wanted candy and was throwing a temper tantrum. Then the kid started yelling stranger danger, stranger danger. The dad Was beside himself.. This was many years ago. All ended well of course.
 
How many run ins with the sheriff did you have?!
Clearly, these people didn't like fun.
Small town. Friend of the family. I was a D.A.R.E. representative (despite the fact that I was definitely drinking at a young age).

To paint a fuller picture, the priests told me also not to give into peer pressure. Just a lot of authority figures telling me what not to do from a young age.

And people wonder why I'm a brat 🤔
 
Well if it equals to treasure buried somewhere nearby, that would be nice.


but also thank you 🥰
Most nations, including the US, have antiquities laws, so you would do the work of finding the treasure, then have to turn it over to the feds. The Goonies should have had that as a plot point.

Why. Why on earth would you turn amazing coffee things into nonsense Star Wars things?! What did I ever do to you?!
There are no nonsense Star Wars things*, so this is a trick question.

(*Other than why Jedi can't get married, Ewoks taking out Imperial troops with sticks, the unfucked with versions not on DVD or Blu-ray, trying to justify a fast Kessel Run as a distance, and JJ Abrams.)
 
Most nations, including the US, have antiquities laws, so you would do the work of finding the treasure, then have to turn it over to the feds. The Goonies should have had that as a plot point.
I don't have to do any of that! It's my treasure!
There are no nonsense Star Wars things*, so this is a trick question.

(*Other than why Jedi can't get married, Ewoks taking out Imperial troops with sticks, the unfucked with versions not on DVD or Blu-ray, trying to justify a fast Kessel Run as a distance, and JJ Abrams.)
Star Wars is all* nonsense. Full stop.

*I liked Rogue One. That wasn't nonsense really. Except the ending. Gah!
 
My mama and the sheriff in my town taught me that when someone tries to peer pressure you, just say no.
The cops in my town taught me that when they ask you questions as a fishing expedition when they have no actual evidence of a crime you should tell them to fuck off

But that doesn't fit as well on a bumper sticker.
 
Yeah but then it wouldn’t have been as exciting! It’s a favorite movie of mine!

Goonies Never Say Die!
I love the idea of the movie far more than the execution of it. Also, Astoria doesn't have any tunnels under it. And the people who own the Goonies house are kind of dicks. If you didn't want people taking pictures of your house, don't buy The Goondocks, Phil!
 
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Most nations, including the US, have antiquities laws, so you would do the work of finding the treasure, then have to turn it over to the feds. The Goonies should have had that as a plot point.
As someone who loves Astoria, where that was filmed... wait... you know that... what the fuck???

No matter.. the response is still:
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There are no nonsense Star Wars things*, so this is a trick question.

(*Other than why Jedi can't get married, Ewoks taking out Imperial troops with sticks, the unfucked with versions not on DVD or Blu-ray, trying to justify a fast Kessel Run as a distance, and JJ Abrams.)
What??? You dare post the name of that fuckwad JJ Abrams here???
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