AwkwardlySet
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A radical but effective way to help with my congestion.... I am going to stab your voodoo doll in the face.
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A radical but effective way to help with my congestion.... I am going to stab your voodoo doll in the face.
"She will feed your voodoo doll a tincture of brandy, honey and eucalyptus"A radical but effective way to help with my congestion.
That's what I meant in my reply to Shelby. It's never just one thing. But putting all the valid reasons aside, writers and directors - they are simply worse at their job than they used to be. Much worse.Marketing is another problem. Big-budget movies have so much risk attached that only certain kinds of movies can justify the massive spend necessary for a $200m budget. Small movies can be made profitable with microtargeted ads online. $30-60m movies are too small to do massive wide advertising and too big for microtargeting. And the theatrical exhibition business is facing a million and one challenges.
If you want a villain that isn't audiences, blame venture capital and streaming.
Careful, you're going to start a Me Too movement for pissing off Wanda.."She will feed your voodoo doll a tincture of brandy, honey and eucalyptus"
Just don't add cinnamon under any circumstances..."She will feed your voodoo doll a tincture of brandy, honey and eucalyptus"
Okay. This is about to be me on my hobby horse. (Or with my tinfoil hat on. Whichever y'all prefer.) My pet theory is that the film version of The Shining does not qualify as an adaptation of the book. In fact, it's my favorite example of just barely over the line into being an original story.The Shining. Tried the book like three times. Never could get into it. I know King hates how Jack is a monster from the start, rather than a man struggling with demons (alcohol in King’s autobiographical case). But I find the movie compelling.
I do wonder if modern people's imaginations have been stunted by the simple volume of high-gamut visual and audio stimuli that we are subjected to all day long.That's what I meant in my reply to Shelby. It's never just one thing. But putting all the valid reasons aside, writers and directors - they are simply worse at their job than they used to be. Much worse.
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and after strange aeons even death may die.EDIT:
I did not realize I was responding to an exhumed thread. We are all of us influenced in our behavior by ghosts of the past.
When I was a kid - even though that was in the eighties, I wasn't spoiled for choice with TV. There were only a couple of channels available. So yes, with the occasional spectacle on TV or in the cinema, my window into the worlds of imagination was mostly books and comics. I used to devour them.I do wonder if modern people's imaginations have been stunted by the simple volume of high-gamut visual and audio stimuli that we are subjected to all day long.
I was watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade last night. To a modern young adult it would be terribly hokey and dull, but because I grew up living, eating and breathing that sort of yarn in a world where entertainment was a book or if I was lucky a simulcast foreign-language series, it was the dogs bollocks and it (and stories like it) have informed most of what I love to read - epic quests against impossible odds.
I do wonder if people are now so used to actual magic (holographic displays, supercomputers in your pocket, 3-D live augmented reality, instant gratification) that we've selected towards being *unable to appreciate* magic. It's no longer something that awes us, it's become mundane - so the only way to awe us is to make everything bigger, brighter and bolder. More sex, more explosions, more graphic violence.
I feel like the modern would would never have birthed gems like The Dark Crystal, What Dreams May Come, or the Neverending Story, because market analysis would never have had a decision branch that prioritised imagination and wonder over a guaranteed ROI.
I believe the truth is in your last comment, that the decision branch doesn't prioritize(when will you Brits ever learn to spell?I do wonder if modern people's imaginations have been stunted by the simple volume of high-gamut visual and audio stimuli that we are subjected to all day long.
I was watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade last night. To a modern young adult it would be terribly hokey and dull, but because I grew up living, eating and breathing that sort of yarn in a world where entertainment was a book or if I was lucky a simulcast foreign-language series, it was the dogs bollocks and it (and stories like it) have informed most of what I love to read - epic quests against impossible odds.
I do wonder if people are now so used to actual magic (holographic displays, supercomputers in your pocket, 3-D live augmented reality, instant gratification) that we've selected towards being *unable to appreciate* magic. It's no longer something that awes us, it's become mundane - so the only way to awe us is to make everything bigger, brighter and bolder. More sex, more explosions, more graphic violence.
I feel like the modern would would never have birthed gems like The Dark Crystal, What Dreams May Come, or the Neverending Story, because market analysis would never have had a decision branch that prioritised imagination and wonder over a guaranteed ROI.
If they can find a way to hang on, I strongly suspect they'll survive to benefit from the next cycle...in which humans remember that they enjoy leaving the house and being in the company of others. That's a truth that hasn't changed for the last 100,000 years. I'm not making light of the difficulties, far from it; the market has contracted horribly. But we've been here before with the small screen and movie-making and movie-going continued.Since I was adopted into a film family (as in they owned and operated a theater, and then after bankruptcy, worked in them), I've grown up in the exhibition of movies. There are legions of issues that are going to end up killing movie theaters. Wildly expensive building costs, high price tags on digital equipment, and much shorter life expectancy, film projectors that are 90 or 100 years old still work, and some of the servers in the chain my Pops works at have been replaced multiple times. Between 27 projectors, Pops has installed 25 replacement servers in 14 years. The servers and the Media Blocks must be changed together for $8,500 a throw.
Streaming services (especially since the pandemic) have and will continue to rob customers. Pay-per-view happens within weeks of openings or at the same time. It's less expensive for a family of 6 to stay at home and watch than go to a theater. Dad told me, when he installed the digital projectors, he feared that there were 15 years left for theaters. That'll be next year, by the way. The problem for the studio, which isn't a small one, is that they need the theaters to do well because it is still where their biggest share of profit comes from. But they do nothing to steam the bloodletting of their own industry.
I so want to hack your meme library. You always come up with something so bizarrely perfect.
The way I see it, is that theaters may need to pivot to a different model. Showing movies, yes. But also things like community/company meetings, smaller rooms for presentations, maybe even karaoke rooms.The problem for the studio, which isn't a small one, is that they need the theaters to do well because it is still where their biggest share of profit comes from. But they do nothing to steam the bloodletting of their own industry.
My Google-fu is strong.I so want to hack your meme library. You always come up with something so bizarrely perfect.![]()
The way I see it, is that theaters may need to pivot to a different model. Showing movies, yes. But also things like community/company meetings, smaller rooms for presentations, maybe even karaoke rooms.
You have a building that is designed to put a good number of people into rooms with A/V and food. Maybe take some business from hotel banquet rooms.
It would be a major shift from how theaters operate now, and I don't think a lot of them would want to bother.
They also, unfortunately, have to do package deals, taking bad movies for access to good ones. Back when I worked at a theater, we had to show Mortdecai for two weeks to get access to something, maybe Hunger Games: Mockingjay 2. That was essentially just two weeks of dead theater time; we were contractually obligated to show the movie but no one wanted to watch it, largely because it sucks.Most theaters offer businesses and individuals the opportunity to rent an auditorium during non-showtime hours. Believe me, they do as many of those as they can. However, by contract, they must show movies booked at specific times. It is hard to fulfill that obligation and get enough other traffic to help.
Classroom overcrowding has been an issue for more than a couple decades now. Many schools are have been using *temporary* buildings years past their recommended use dates. Gutting the DOE is only going to make things worse too.The way I see it, is that theaters may need to pivot to a different model. Showing movies, yes. But also things like community/company meetings, smaller rooms for presentations, maybe even karaoke rooms.
You have a building that is designed to put a good number of people into rooms with A/V and food. Maybe take some business from hotel banquet rooms.
It would be a major shift from how theaters operate now, and I don't think a lot of them would want to bother.
UK cinemas are shifting quite a bit - renting out smaller screens for private showings, work events, etc. During Covid, they were used for jury service, keeping jurors and potential jurors away from the courts. Lots have gone upmarket with their cafes and bars - I have to admit a good whisky and slab of carrot cake goes well with a movie. Karaoke rooms might well work.The way I see it, is that theaters may need to pivot to a different model. Showing movies, yes. But also things like community/company meetings, smaller rooms for presentations, maybe even karaoke rooms.
You have a building that is designed to put a good number of people into rooms with A/V and food. Maybe take some business from hotel banquet rooms.
It would be a major shift from how theaters operate now, and I don't think a lot of them would want to bother.
Sidebar but I'm kind of waiting for Fast and Furious XXX...UK cinemas are shifting quite a bit - renting out smaller screens for private showings, work events, etc. During Covid, they were used for jury service, keeping jurors and potential jurors away from the courts. Lots have gone upmarket with their cafes and bars - I have to admit a good whisky and slab of carrot cake goes well with a movie. Karaoke rooms might well work.
The big problem seems to be the film distribution and advertising. Only the biggest low-common-denominator films get much publicity. The interesting movies never come to the mainstream cinemas, only the art house ones, but they get very little coverage so by the time a non-geek like me finds a film reviewed, it's stopped being shown. The local mainstream one invariably is showing a superhero film or two, a horror movie, and some kids' animation. On a good day there might be a drama or a thriller, but it'll be Fast and Furious 17 or something.
There's the rub: 'cinema' is a whole ecosystem, one that includes newspaper and radio coverage, books, distribution companies, local clubs, television, social media and the online world, a star system etc. - and not just a cinema venue.UK cinemas are shifting quite a bit - renting out smaller screens for private showings, work events, etc. During Covid, they were used for jury service, keeping jurors and potential jurors away from the courts. Lots have gone upmarket with their cafes and bars - I have to admit a good whisky and slab of carrot cake goes well with a movie. Karaoke rooms might well work.
The big problem seems to be the film distribution and advertising. Only the biggest low-common-denominator films get much publicity. The interesting movies never come to the mainstream cinemas, only the art house ones, but they get very little coverage so by the time a non-geek like me finds a film reviewed, it's stopped being shown. The local mainstream one invariably is showing a superhero film or two, a horror movie, and some kids' animation. On a good day there might be a drama or a thriller, but it'll be Fast and Furious 17 or something.
There's the rub: 'cinema' is a whole ecosystem, one that includes newspaper and radio coverage, books, distribution companies, local clubs, television, social media and the online world, a star system etc. - and not just a cinema venue.
You have to build an audience by building an entire culture. The filmmakers are actually doing their bit; the films today are as engaging and amusing as ever before (I'm talking about high end cinema here, the kind of films that play at Cannes and Venice and Berlin) and there's plenty of them. And they are still far, far more satisfying to watch than anything you'll find on a small screen. As I said in an earlier post, cinemas are going to come back a bit. They already are in France, for example.