The Great Lit Orgy

[UnquietDreams]

I’d pay for a redhead.

So you are saying you will cover the cost for me to dye my hair?

 

[__Nathan1968]

So you are saying you will cover the cost for me to dye my hair?

How about I loan you a razor and a red sharpie?

 

[Lmizzler]

I’m here for this.
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[aussiegeekygal]

So you are saying you will cover the cost for me to dye my hair?

A box is like $10. I'd pay that to see.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m here for this.
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Want. That. Car.

 

[Mrtenant]

Wtf do car keys gotta do with it? Or redheads? Every redhead I been with was sexy, but crazy as fuck. Is there snacks?

 

[StillRain]

Forgot to answer this. I'm basically down for whatever. But I'd probably start with hand stuff. Like jazz hands.

I feel seen!

Totally read this as “jizz hands” and thought well that’s a waste of good jizz at an orgy.

 

[Coyote100]

Am l too late for the orgy? I apologize but l cannot come out when there is sunlight.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Totally read this as “jizz hands” and thought well that’s a waste of good jizz at an orgy.

Oh trust me, I'd never waste my jizz like that

 

[Apisto42]

I took public transit to get here, wearing crocs, so no keys. Need to wash my hands because I was gardening before getting over here.

That work for you @aussiegeekygal ?

 

[FormerAllStar2]

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[Tessinwales]

Aussie is apparently in heat and the mere sniff of willingness from certain sexy litsters to meet and hook up has my brain burrowing down group sex rabbit holes so deep even myxomatosis won't reach there.

If the mood were right, what would you do?

There are a few of you I'd fuck

Who's down for the orgy?

Keys in the punchbowl please.

Sounds good, count me in.

 

[Peter_Out]

There are a few of you I'd fuck

[...]

Keys in the punchbowl please.

I have a question! What if the person whose keys you pluck out of the punchbowl isn't amongst your "few"? I'm not suggesting that you be forced to shag someone you don't like, just that the punchbowl idea runs the risk of leading to disappointment.

(Irrelevant to me, I know, since I'm not attending, but attention to the details is important at such events, I feel.)

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I took public transit to get here, wearing crocs, so no keys. Need to wash my hands because I was gardening before getting over here.

That work for you @aussiegeekygal ?

I brought Purell too. I got you, mang.

 

[Briant23232323]

Aussie is apparently in heat and the mere sniff of willingness from certain sexy litsters to meet and hook up has my brain burrowing down group sex rabbit holes so deep even myxomatosis won't reach there.

If the mood were right, what would you do?

There are a few of you I'd fuck

Who's down for the orgy?

Keys in the punchbowl please.

I’m late but still raising my hand!

 

[SassySheDevil]

My keys have a dick on them.... good or bad?

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Count me in. Last chance to lose your keys everyone.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wtf do car keys gotta do with it? Or redheads? Every redhead I been with was sexy, but crazy as fuck. Is there snacks?

There's tater tots in the dining room.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My keys have a dick on them.... good or bad?

Perfect.

 

[Apisto42]

There's tater tots in the dining room.

Is that a euphemism for sexy shorties?

 

[Rajapredator]

Aussie is apparently in heat and the mere sniff of willingness from certain sexy litsters to meet and hook up has my brain burrowing down group sex rabbit holes so deep even myxomatosis won't reach there.

If the mood were right, what would you do?

There are a few of you I'd fuck

Who's down for the orgy?

Keys in the punchbowl please.

I would love to enter into you anytime anyday

 

[deft]

 

[Qky75]

Is there a secret knock? What's the password?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What's the password?

"Yes"

 

[DirtyMarine]

I’m interested!