Where is the most unusual or risky place you’ve masturbated or given/received a handjob or blowjob?

[hannahbull]

I masturbated in a grocery store parking lot while having phone sex.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Reading through here makes me think I should be way way more creative and brave!

 

[Hmm72]

I masturbated in a grocery store parking lot while having phone sex.

Hot damn..:that’s just hot

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m not so sure, does a hospital count, in a patients room?

 

[JaysonFromMars]

I’m not so sure, does a hospital count, in a patients room?

With the patient?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

With the patient?

Yes he was an old man who used to support me through a sponsor when I competed as an athlete and he was struggling with lung cancer and admitted he found me attractive always so I gave him a blowjob as a thank you. This was a while ago though and sadly died a week later

 

[SouthernMatureM]

Well, in my office may be a bit cliché, but true. Also in the parking lot at WalMart was a fun one.

 

[Whynotyeahwhynot]

My daughters room and at the Disney land hotel with the blinds wide open. In full view of other hotel rooms the pool 5 floors below and over looking the park.

One would have to imagine what you were thinking about in your daughter's room. I hope you weren't licking her worn panties.

 

[Nellie60]

Hot damn..:that’s just hot

I had an amazing hj in the backseat of a car belonging to a lady from work few years ago. Her car was almost the only car left in this large carpack when we moved to the backseat from the front.

Anyone watching would know something was happening

She was in one those on and off relationships with her boyfriend.

 

[cdstefi]

Yes he was an old man who used to support me through a sponsor when I competed as an athlete and he was struggling with lung cancer and admitted he found me attractive always so I gave him a blowjob as a thank you. This was a while ago though and sadly died a week later

That is such a sweet and lovely story. It could be looked at through a transactional lens by the cynical, but I prefer to think of it as kindness given and received with good heart and will.

 

[Orangekayak]

A neighbors yard.

 

[KatrinatheNudistMom]

Definitely graveyard at night

 

[Fistboy]

When I was a teenager, like most teenage boys I jerked off like it was my job. One day I was playing golf on my own and sitting on a bench I noticed no one was around. I whipped it out and beat it right there. Of course this was over 30 years ago so I didn’t have to worry about cameras and the like.

 

[Sienna62]

Dressing room at the now closed JCPenny store. Gave a couple BJ's there and bent over one time!

So good to read , one of my favourite scenarios ( currently fantasy ) SO many possibilities…

 

[Walkabout33]

I once masturbated flying from the UK to AZ in my business class seat!

Best blowjob was by my then girlfriend as i drove on the M40.

I was once driving from London to Carlisle on a Friday evening. My then girlfriend gave me a blow job and I came just as I hit the junction of the M1/M6 when we got to Carlisle we went straight out with friends a I had to tell her she had some dried cum on the collar of her jacket.
Happy days
Please note this is not endorsed by the highway code

 

[SusanHoward]

In my carrel at the library…

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

I once masturbated in the back seat of the car on the way back from the beach with my parents in front. I was still in my bikini with a towel over my lap fantasizing about all the perverted things this hunk of a lifeguard was doing to me as I rubbed off. I had to bite my lips to keep from making any noise when I got off.

It would be easier to list all of the places I haven't given a blowjob.

 

[FreckledSprite]

when I was in college I pulled my boyfriends cock out and stroked it in a carful of people.

 

[Jw75766]

Many years ago, my ex gf was going to college and she'd go study in the Library at the university late at night. I'd get bored and found a way to look at porn on the university computers even though it was supposed to be locked out to only viewing the library catalog for looking up books. I'd discreetly jacked off multiple times at the computers trying not to get caught by passersby. I've also jacked off in the Library bathroom stall once, it was awkward as someone entered as I was in the middle of an orgasm. I waited in the stall for a while before I left hoping no one would see me exit.

 

[nonconfantasy]

I used to work at a diner. Lets just say, don't be a bitch if you're eating at a deserted restaurant at 1am. Don't yell at a server about a cook taking "too long" when your food is around both of their dicks in private.

 

[wankerholic42]

Definitely graveyard at night

I enjoyed a mutual masturbation session with a guy once in a grave yard. It was dark and was both spooky and erotic at the same time!

 

[van_delay]

On the couch next to my sleeping mother in law.

 

[AreWeAlone]

A past girlfriend insisted we go see an insipid action movie and I couldn’t understand why, as I thought neither of us had an interest in stuff like that. Finally figured out why when halfway through the movie she started stroking my knee, my thigh, and then my swollen dick with her hand over my jeans. I didn’t know she had a thing for public stuff. When she slowly unbuttoned my jeans and pulled the zipper down she whispered in my ear “just pretend you care about this movie. Nobody will notice.”

She pulled my sweater over my dick when I came. I spent the next twenty minutes with my fingers buried in her pussy and rubbing at her clit under her skirt. She wasn’t wearing panties.

We left the sweater in the trash can at the theater.

 

[van_delay]

A past girlfriend insisted we go see an insipid action movie and I couldn’t understand why, as I thought neither of us had an interest in stuff like that. Finally figured out why when halfway through the movie she started stroking my knee, my thigh, and then my swollen dick with her hand over my jeans. I didn’t know she had a thing for public stuff. When she slowly unbuttoned my jeans and pulled the zipper down she whispered in my ear “just pretend you care about this movie. Nobody will notice.”

She pulled my sweater over my dick when I came. I spent the next twenty minutes with my fingers buried in her pussy and rubbing at her clit under her skirt. She wasn’t wearing panties.

We left the sweater in the trash can at the theater.

Love this

 

[Msmissy44]

I think I've talked about this on here before, but I gave my ex husband (we were still married at the time) a hand job in a hospital bed. He talked about it for years after.