Wat_Tyler
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Got my mani...no pedi...their pedi chair sprung a leak...... oh well..... eucerin and socks it is
Petunia got her mani and pedi. Nothing special about the way these tires look, but the road tread and the 80K miles warranty are damned nice.
Took myself to breakfast afterward at the chain joint. I ordered the platter.
They: How would you like your eggs?
Me: over well.
They: hash browns?
Me: yes, scattered and smothered.
They: choice of meat?
Me: beaten and blown.
They put me out.
The old hooker in the parking lot hit me up for a quickie. I said, "get away from me, you old two-bit whore."
She proceeded to hit me with her bag of quarters.
But I got good tires . . . .