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[NewStartQueen]

I’ll see if I can find one cause holy fuck am I a zombie rn… 42 hours in 3 days kicked my ass

Truly I get being so tired that you'll do anything to get through. Hence I know the apple fact as I had to once get through 72 hours of monitoring a clinical trial every 2 hours by myself as the day shift person got sick. My boss went and bought me granny smith apples and I got through 72 hours with only 4 90-minute naps.

What did I ever do to you?

Nothing. I am trying to help everyone stay awake and protect your bowels by adding some fibre to your diets.

You can always ignore the apple.

You can, but this is a genuine nutrition hack, for everyone who relies on caffeine to stay awake and alert. The apples stimulates different pathways than caffeine. The other one that works well is peppermint gum/candy but that will also make you want to poop more.

So I guess I was dreaming about apples this morning

Good morning to you too! Talk about rise and shine

 

[UnquietDreams]

Truly I get being so tired that you'll do anything to get through. Hence I know the apple fact as I had to once get through 72 hours of monitoring a clinical trial every 2 hours by myself as the day shift person got sick. My boss went and bought me granny smith apples and I got through 72 hours with only 4 90-minute naps.

Nothing. I am trying to help everyone stay awake and protect your bowels by adding some fibre to your diets.

You can, but this is a genuine nutrition hack, for everyone who relies on caffeine to stay awake and alert. The apples stimulates different pathways than caffeine. The other one that works well is peppermint gum/candy but that will also make you want to poop more.

Good morning to you too! Talk about rise and shine

Have I told you how attractive I find an intelligent woman? How a brilliant woman, especially a woman far smarter than I, just trips all the switches to my heart? How gorgeous you are, and never once have I seen your face? How much I adore you, your worship, and bow to your wisdom and experience, oh queen among women?


That said, I want coffee.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Your local bartenderista here…
Prepping to go to Costco…
On a weekend…
What could go wrong?
Wish me luck brats and brat watchers…
https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-04-2019/8b7brJ.gif

 

[MissRadiant]

Your local bartenderista here…
Prepping to go to Costco…
On a weekend…
What could go wrong?
Wish me luck brats and brat watchers…
https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-04-2019/8b7brJ.gif

I see alot of walking, and may the odds of a hot dog be in your favor

 

[NewStartQueen]

Have I told you how attractive I find an intelligent woman? How a brilliant woman, especially a woman far smarter than I, just trips all the switches to my heart? How gorgeous you are, and never once have I seen your face? How much I adore you, your worship, and bow to your wisdom and experience, oh queen among women?


That said, I want coffee.

And you are lucky that you are a slow metaboliser of caffeine, unlike me, a rapid metaboliser who can drink a double espresso and still fall asleep immediately.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Truly I get being so tired that you'll do anything to get through. Hence I know the apple fact as I had to once get through 72 hours of monitoring a clinical trial every 2 hours by myself as the day shift person got sick. My boss went and bought me granny smith apples and I got through 72 hours with only 4 90-minute naps.

Nothing. I am trying to help everyone stay awake and protect your bowels by adding some fibre to your diets.

You can, but this is a genuine nutrition hack, for everyone who relies on caffeine to stay awake and alert. The apples stimulates different pathways than caffeine. The other one that works well is peppermint gum/candy but that will also make you want to poop more.

Good morning to you too! Talk about rise and shine

Good Morning Queen!

Apples aren't the only thing that enjoy a polishing

 

[NewStartQueen]

Good Morning Queen!

Apples aren't the only thing that enjoy a polishing

Of course... There's antique bed knobs.... Those take a lot of attention

 

[UnquietDreams]

And you are lucky that you are a slow metaboliser of caffeine, unlike me, a rapid metaboliser who can drink a double espresso and still fall asleep immediately.

Not flattery if every word is true. Just saying...

https://iili.io/3z4mUua.jpg

 

[Hornymwtxn]

My mental image of the Queen
https://media.tenor.com/3lVDicr8iCQAAAA1/confian%C3%A7a.webp

 

[MissRadiant]

Not flattery if every word is true. Just saying...

https://iili.io/3z4mUua.jpg

knowledge is power and I love to read. Not my bookshelf but it is my local library.

 

[MissRadiant]

Have I told you how attractive I find an intelligent woman? How a brilliant woman, especially a woman far smarter than I, just trips all the switches to my heart? How gorgeous you are, and never once have I seen your face? How much I adore you, your worship, and bow to your wisdom and experience, oh queen among women?


That said, I want coffee.

I know this was not meant to me, but I needed to read this. Bc I am a brilliant woman, smarter than I would like to think. Forget sometimes how I look.

Yes, I know you meant this for @NewStartQueen but.....I hope it can be applied to any woman in here as well.

Bc it is a lovely sweet reminder.

 

[NewStartQueen]

My mental image of the Queen
https://media.tenor.com/3lVDicr8iCQAAAA1/confian%C3%A7a.webp

I love Natalie Dormer. She's my biggest girl crush ever... I would worship her

But alas, I'm trying to fall asleep, not wake up

So here I am in bed trying to get sleepy

But being distracted by thoughts of and

 

[UnquietDreams]

knowledge is power and I love to read. Not my bookshelf but it is my local library.

I'm too shy to post my bookshelves in public...

 

[NewStartQueen]

I know this was not meant to me, but I needed to read this. Bc I am a brilliant woman, smarter than I would like to think. Forget sometimes how I look.

Yes, I know you meant this for @NewStartQueen but you any woman in here.....I hope it can be applied to them as well.

Bc it is a lovely sweet reminder.

Oh honey! We women need to get our resolve from anywhere. So read all the compliments, regardless of who they are aimed at, and fill your cup until it's overflowing. For we are all Queens of our own lives. Never forget that. Find your crown and wear it everyday.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know this was not meant to me, but I needed to read this. Bc I am a brilliant woman, smarter than I would like to think. Forget sometimes how I look.

Yes, I know you meant this for @NewStartQueen but.....I hope it can be applied to any woman in here as well.

Bc it is a lovely sweet reminder.

Oh, absolutely! There is nothing on my list of attractors higher than a smart woman who reads for pleasure. It tops everything.

 

[MissRadiant]

I'm too shy to post my bookshelves in public...

I'm a bookholic, I have 3 checked out from the library, and 6 in a stack to read and ordered 3 more yesterday.

Maybe books are like apples or is it chips, I can't have just one.

 

[MissRadiant]

Oh honey! We women need to get our resolve from anywhere. So read all the compliments, regardless of who they are aimed at, and fill your cup until it's overflowing. For we are all Queens of our own lives. Never forget that. Find your crown and wear it everyday.

I love compliments, and yes I am a Queen like you! I proudly wear my crown (made of flowers, painted diamonds and gemstones)

I saw princess diaries.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Good morning to our brats and good morning to all you other pervs

Apples and peppermint in addition to your coffee (no one is suggesting you replace anything, keep those hands from shaking) are wonderful natural sources to help you wake up and stay awake. Coffee doesn't do much for me other than sate the beast inside me that demands so much of it a day. So, I use peppermint oil in my water if I'm really struggling on the awake side. So, y'all listen to @NewStartQueen, ya hear? I reckon she probably knows a lot more than most of us on a good many things.

Now, what's everyone up to today? Anyone hanging around here? Going out and exploring the world? Working hard for the money? Lazing in bed because you can? I have things I need to get done, and I think I'll do...

Well, cheers with your caffeine beverage of choice, or a different beverage, or an apple, whatever, cheers from me

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm too shy to post my bookshelves in public...

Is is OK to admit not only do I not have ANY bookshelves but owner's manuals would be all that would be on them anyway

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I love Natalie Dormer. She's my biggest girl crush ever... I would worship her

But alas, I'm trying to fall asleep, not wake up

So here I am in bed trying to get sleepy

But being distracted by thoughts of and

I was just telling someone the other day that that's how I feel about Natalie Dormer And I think she could Domme me pretty hard Idk what kind night would be in store for us, but I'm positive, I would never forget it

 

[NewStartQueen]

Is is OK to admit not only do I not have ANY bookshelves but owner's manuals would be all that would be on them anyway

We welcome all souls to the Brat House... Especially the handy ones

 

[NewStartQueen]

I was just telling someone the other day that that's how I feel about Natalie Dormer And I think she could Domme me pretty hard Idk what kind night would be in store for us, but I'm positive, I would never forget it

I love how we were almost on the same gif wavelength...

*Watches everyone go back to click the emojis*

 

[MissRadiant]

I love Natalie Dormer. She's my biggest girl crush ever... I would worship her

I love Natalie, I watched The Tudors with her as Anne Boelyn, GOT and the Hunger games like a million times.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am working. With the public.

And the princesses are absolutely killing me right now...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I love how we were almost on the same gif wavelength...

*Watches everyone go back to click the emojis*

I was wondering if I was the only one who had found yours but I really was just having that conversation, and oh how Natalie just gets to me