🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Hornymwtxn]

This strangely sounds like advice and you being bossy.

I don't know whether to give you a sweet thank you or give a bratty retort. I'm confused. Befuddled. Dumbfounded.

I would be a terrible boss.
I do think my advice is at least based in logic

 

[BrendaBear]

That is true... but I feel like that wasn't the eyerolling you were doing

You are really nice to me

Well, except those days I chose not to look. Or that time my eyes were swollen shut. But yeah, I guess that you make a small point. A little one. I'm not saying you're right. I'm just considering that there's a chance you could maybe be.

This is one of the few times, I am totally willing to go there… because you are amazing, and I just hope you get to see it…

I literally spent decades of my life, avoiding seeing myself in the mirror. And I say that, knowing what “literally” actually means. I hated to see myself, I haded pictures of me, I remember getting physically agitated when someone was trying to compliment me because I thought they were lying their ass off.

Now, I look in a mirror, every chance I get. When I do, I smile. Because to my damaged psyche, now, I see me in the mirror. I am very aware of all kinds of faults, marks, sags, lines, whatever… but I remind myself, I have been alive almost 60 years, and am now seeing the real me in the mirror. Fuck the flaws! I am taking what I like, and focusing on that.

What was my point again? I dunno… I am going to go get another shot…

 

[UnquietDreams]

This strangely sounds like advice and you being bossy.

I don't know whether to give you a sweet thank you or give a bratty retort. I'm confused. Befuddled. Dumbfounded.

Standing by the thesaurus, I see...

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Everyone is cracking me up tonight. Who let you people out?

 

[BrendaBear]

One of my favorite songs!
Gotta remain within earshot ya know

I thought you might like that.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Standing by the thesaurus, I see...

That's rude. Thinking I need a thesaurus.

 

[BrendaBear]

Start with something easy....
Post a clip of you simply walking away.
Then maybe throw in a dance move at the end
And if you wanna get really creative add a soundtrack

He’s right, @Chloe_Harper …. But skip the crossed out part. His hornyness overcame his totally warm and wonderful heart… ignore that… he didn’t mean it.

Well… he meant it… because he is horny… but… just ignore it.

If it was possible for you to see yourself walking away… just walking… you would see, a beautiful thing.

… and if you do? Share it with your bestie, okay?

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's rude. Thinking I need a thesaurus.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNGhmMm05aXptNzQ1dWppMnN0bHI1ZjF5ZXFnaHp0ZmJtcnFwNnNweSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/BXoQujJdTqzWsmsXTy/giphy.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

This strangely sounds like advice and you being bossy.

I don't know whether to give you a sweet thank you or give a bratty retort. I'm confused. Befuddled. Dumbfounded.

He has that effect on lots of women.


Just saying….

 

[NewStartQueen]

He has that effect on lots of women.


Just saying….

He's a Texan so that's the default setting

 

[Chloe_Harper]

This is one of the few times, I am totally willing to go there… because you are amazing, and I just hope you get to see it…

I literally spent decades of my life, avoiding seeing myself in the mirror. And I say that, knowing what “literally” actually means. I hated to see myself, I haded pictures of me, I remember getting physically agitated when someone was trying to compliment me because I thought they were lying their ass off.

Now, I look in a mirror, every chance I get. When I do, I smile. Because to my damaged psyche, now, I see me in the mirror. I am very aware of all kinds of faults, marks, sags, lines, whatever… but I remind myself, I have been alive almost 60 years, and am now seeing the real me in the mirror. Fuck the flaws! I am taking what I like, and focusing on that.

What was my point again? I dunno… I am going to go get another shot…

I love that you're seeing the gorgeous woman that is Brenda now and loving you!

He’s right, @Chloe_Harper …. But skip the crossed out part. His hornyness overcame his totally warm and wonderful heart… ignore that… he didn’t mean it.

Well… he meant it… because he is horny… but… just ignore it.

If it was possible for you to see yourself walking away… just walking… you would see, a beautiful thing.

… and if you do? Share it with your bestie, okay?

Of course I will!!!! Just walking away... hmm...

 

[BrendaBear]

He's a Texan so that's the default setting

OMG! He has blessed me a few times with a quick voca when I was feeling really down…

Just saying…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Of course I will!!!! Just walking away... hmm...

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxlxHVoUKI1jNex0SzxYszkvv4FCWKIbBV?feature=shared

 

[NewStartQueen]

OMG! He has blessed me a few times with a quick voca when I was feeling really down…

Just saying…

Good to know there's more than just horny and IT help behind the handle @Hornymwtxn

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

He's a Texan so that's the default setting

I have a good Texan story. Was visiting my friend in Colorado and we were walking into this mountain lodge passing people coming out and I hear in a flamboyant Texas accent, “Hoo-wee! He’s a tall drink of water. I’d like to ring his bell and run.” He totally floored me and left me speechless and my friend just started laughing at me. He also used that line for the rest of the trip.

 

[BrendaBear]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxlxHVoUKI1jNex0SzxYszkvv4FCWKIbBV?feature=shared

OMG!!! You know, I never… and I mean NEVER listen to songs people post because my taste is so old school. But this time, I listened. And I am so glad I did!! I thought April Wine was crazy cool - and this guy is one of those three guitsr players. So fucking cool!!!

Are you really sure that we can’t fall in love with you?

 

[NewStartQueen]

Are you really sure that we can’t fall in love with you?

We can all fall for him, but it's the landing that hurts

 

[NewStartQueen]

I have a good Texan story. Was visiting my friend in Colorado and we were walking into this mountain lodge passing people coming out and I hear in a flamboyant Texas accent, “Hoo-wee! He’s a tall drink of water. I’d like to ring his bell and run.” He totally floored me and left me speechless and my friend just started laughing at me. He also used that line for the rest of the trip.

Thanks for sharing! I am going to use that as an example of a male being objectified in my next respectful workplace seminar!

 

[BrendaBear]

I have a good Texan story. Was visiting my friend in Colorado and we were walking into this mountain lodge passing people coming out and I hear in a flamboyant Texas accent, “Hoo-wee! He’s a tall drink of water. I’d like to ring his bell and run.” He totally floored me and left me speechless and my friend just started laughing at me. He also used that line for the rest of the trip.

Thanks for sharing! I am going to use that as an example of a male being objectified in my next respectful workplace seminar!

Good idea… but… isn’t it supposed to be “How deee”???

Like…

 

[BrendaBear]

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Good idea… but… isn’t it supposed to be “How deee”???

Like…

He didn’t say how Dee. It was a sound like what I wrote. Wasn’t sure how to write it.

 

[BrendaBear]

He didn’t say how Dee. It was a sound like what I wrote. Wasn’t sure how to write it.

I believe you… I just thought it was odd… him, not you.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ok Brat House, this brat is going to sleep at a "normal" time. Who's coming to snuggle?

 

[BrendaBear]

OMG! So, I put on the video of Blues Brothers doing Ghost Riders… and my two unhappy, stoned kitties, start getting all agitated. When I noticed it, I stopped that, and played my youTube song Catfight (for the brat house)… and they both calmed down, and sat down again.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Hot hands in the bottom of my sleeping bag and goodnight.