What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I liked movies 20 years ago when everyone had real lashes. Even better, 80 years ago when it was either Black and White or my true love, Technicolor.
 
I’ve not put weight on, how’s this happened? (Context, my favourite lounge pants just ripped whilst in the kitchen)
 
I’ve not put weight on, how’s this happened? (Context, my favourite lounge pants just ripped whilst in the kitchen)
Strange you should post that today. Yesterday, an ex reminded me of the time I managed to tear my jeans (context, I was rather enthusiastically getting naked).
 
Nothing going on, early Friday afternoon. I predict my &%#@ coworkers throw a bunch of shit at me at 4:30.

"Oh, and I need this now."
 
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