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[dawn_of_night]

I love you my unicorn princess, but you can't say wonderful things like that to me or I get teary eyed
Just like insult me or punch me instead...

Uh.... Can I just smack your ass instead??

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey! I am low maintenance if we are talking basic living and financial security.

If we are talking like personality and the need for attention from my life partner person, then like yea, maybe I might have a maintenance level that's a bit higher than low.

I wasn’t doubting exactly…just evaluating

And came basically the same conclusion.

Anyway, here’s Morningwood

 

[base10]

Uh.... Can I just smack your ass instead??

Where is this ass smacking party?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey! I am low maintenance if we are talking basic living and financial security.

If we are talking like personality and the need for attention from my life partner person, then like yea, maybe I might have a maintenance level that's a bit higher than low.

Also, demanding attention from a partner ain’t high maintenance, it’s just basic human needs. No shame there.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Welp, the damned baboon just made me realize I'll never get a sugar daddy.
I'm to fucked up in my bratty ways even if I am low maintenance.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

*checks there's also actually coffee in this cup then raises it up in cheers*

Ok, but seriously, can I still be someone's sugar baby?

Many applicants soon to appear at your step

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Welp, the damned baboon just made me realize I'll never get a sugar daddy.
I'm to fucked up in my bratty ways even if I am low maintenance.

What did I do?!?!

The type of guy who WANTS to be a sugar daddy should probably be set on fire anyway. I think it’s a perfect match for you!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Also, demanding attention from a partner ain’t high maintenance, it’s just basic human needs. No shame there.

It's the amount of attention I demand... and demanding it when I want it, not necessarily when it's convenient

 

[Fiestykitten]

@Chloe_Harper maybe we could do feet pics and sell them?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's the amount of attention I demand... and demanding it when I want it, not necessarily when it's convenient

I said what I said.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Chloe_Harper maybe we could do feet pics and sell them?

Alright, let me get out my nail polish... maybe give them a soak and scrub first, so they look extra soft.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Where is this ass smacking party?

Good morning B10

Guess it depends on if you're taking a brat or bringing it to the brats....

 

[cactusjack0584]

I think he prefers "Supreme Stud Muffin" but I could be wrong.

Literally never been called that…

Good morning lovelies of the Brat House and good morning to the not lovelies too I'm in desperate need of coffee. Is our bartenderista around?

Ok, there wasn't a terrible amount to catch up on. @FistfulOfMyHair has a truck for everything but groceries. @Kraken_96 is trying to lure another victim to the depths, but it's to save the coral reefs, so there's a plus. @Rj_1954 is bragging about that which many of us will never know. And @Fiestykitten is debating getting a sugar daddy. Did I miss anything?

Is being a sugar baby still an option at my point in life? I made the mistake of turning that down once, but am far more open to the idea these days I wonder what a sugar baby resume needs to look like.

Sorry for the delay had to do work…
https://media.tenor.com/xe6NZnX-YA0AAAAM/coffee-national-geographic.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

@Chloe_Harper maybe we could do feet pics and sell them?

Supposedly that's a thing....
I'd rather buy cookies....
Because feet. Are. Gross...
But I'm not everyone.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Alright, let me get out my nail polish... maybe give them a soak and scrub first, so they look extra soft.

Stop. I’m gonna blow.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Supposedly that's a thing....
I'd rather buy cookies....
Because feet. Are. Gross...
But I'm not everyone.

Maybe hand pics?
Idk bout to start selling my ass to smack for $50 a smack

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But I'm not everyone.

Yeah, that’s @Wand3rlust

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Maybe hand pics?
Idk bout to start selling my ass to smack for $50 a smack

Oh no ….
I’m addicted to ass smack! I’ll be so broke I’ll never be a sugar daddy.

I need an intervention!!

 

[base10]

Good morning B10

Guess it depends on if you're taking a brat or bringing it to the brats....

Idk, you wearing cute undies today?

 

[BrendaBear]

Literally never been called that…

Well... you have now.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Well... you have now.

First thank you…
And secondly I have many many doubts that will stick

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Maybe hand pics?
Idk bout to start selling my ass to smack for $50 a smack

See, I'll start lower for a single smack, like $20. But you wanna try and leave a mark? Now we are talking $45-$50.

 

[cactusjack0584]

See, I'll start lower for a single smack, like $20. But you wanna try and leave a mark? Now we are talking $45-$50.

Fuck it…
Pulls out wallet…
I want to get in the ground floor before prices skyrocket!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck it…
Pulls out wallet…
I want to get in the ground floor before prices skyrocket!

Buy low smack hard.

 

[robotic101]

Me in the snow earlier for a cookie booth
https://ibb.co/1YnXx2GH

Look at that pucker