AlwaysDancing
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Ok okDad jokes and puns are down the hall, 2nd door to the left![]()

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Ok okDad jokes and puns are down the hall, 2nd door to the left![]()
But I did like it!Ok ok![]()
I love peeing in the shower and have done it most days for the last twenty years.Some people pee in the shower
And some, in the tub![]()
Love those little guys! I run into them a few times a year while out trail running.You can keep and raise a porcupine as a pet in Tennessee without a license.![]()
Huntsmans are fine. Admittedly I have never heard them walking but I have had ones bigger than my hand hanging around before. They deal with your bugs and then move onApparently Huntsman Spiders can get so big in some places you can hear them walking down a hall.
I don't mind spiders but N.O.
Maybe I wouldn't mind them! Spiders don't bother me really but I might prefer them in silenceHuntsmans are fine. Admittedly I have never heard them walking but I have had ones bigger than my hand hanging around before. They deal with your bugs and then move on
Yes, but they can be such pricks.You can keep and raise a porcupine as a pet in Tennessee without a license.![]()
Sorry about that.thanks, I will never eat honey again![]()
Don't we all?Snapping turtles absorb oxygen through their buttholes when hibernating.
They inhale oxygen while we expel methane...not the same.Don't we all?
Mating is done in the air (if we’re talking European honey bees), so no honey was harmed during the sex.thanks, I will never eat honey again![]()
Yep. They will vomit when threatened.View attachment 2515230
These Dark Crystal Monsters looking mofos?!