More eggs than fentanyl being seized in border crackdown

[RoryN]

What a perfect article to highlight Deplorables' failures:

"Donald Trump wants customs officers to detect smugglers bringing in opioids – but they are more often finding poultry products"

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025/03/16/more-eggs-seized-border-drugs-fentanyl-mexico-canada/

 

[stxjimmy]

What a perfect article to highlight Deplorables' failures:

"Donald Trump wants customs officers to detect smugglers bringing in opioids – but they are more often finding poultry products"

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025/03/16/more-eggs-seized-border-drugs-fentanyl-mexico-canada/

It’s a real dilemma for the modern smuggler.

Does one hide the fentanyl amongst the eggs, or the eggs amongst the fentanyl?

 

[Saint_Ann]

How many chicken eggs can a mule shove up its butt?

 

[Fuzzy1975]

How many chicken eggs can a mule shove up its butt?

Come on, of all people you should know this, Ken.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Come on, of all people you should know this, Ken.

Almost funny.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Ukraine is open to providing Egg Assistance

 

[Bray123]

This is what happens when people can't tell the difference between opioid and ovoid.

 

[Lazaran]

Ukraine is open to providing Egg Assistance

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Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang didn’t even notice that the meme they posted is Russian propaganda meant to make it appear as though the Ukrainians are ungrateful for the assistance the U.S. provided.





The first clue Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang should have picked up on was the note in the post that specifies the comment was TRANSLATED FROM RUSSIAN.





Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang is a useful idiot for Putin AND his orange puppet.



JFC

SAD!!!

 

[ChloeTzang]

Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang didn’t even notice that the meme they posted is Russian propaganda meant to make it appear as though the Ukrainians are ungrateful for the assistance the U.S. provided.

The first clue Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang should have picked up on was the note in the post that specifies the comment was TRANSLATED FROM RUSSIAN.

Yikes. I shall have to go back and check the original. LOL. Thanks Laz

 

[UltraChad]

Maybe they can get democrat governors to kill off as many chickens as they can to keep egg prices higher for the so (D)'s can scream "ORANGE MAN BAD!!" some more.

That will help your record low approval ratings.

Trump really needs to come out and tell you guys not to drink your piss.....

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Almost funny.

The truth isn't always funny Ken.

 

[Saint_Ann]

The truth isn't always funny Ken.

The truth? Now that's funny.

 

[Lazaran]

Yikes. I shall have to go back and check the original. LOL. Thanks Laz

You have been wrong about everything.

Maybe stop trying so hard…

It has already been proven that President Biden gave the Ukrainians what they could quickly deploy / utilize in their defense , and then incrementally upped the sophistication of the supplied weapons systems as needed / warranted. The Ukrainians’ demonstrated competence & reliability was required before they were granted access to the more advanced western weapons systems, and the actions of the Russians warranted those systems / capabilities at a certain point.

Bottom line:

Ukraine was on the verge of collapsing the Russian war machine through attrition over time. President Biden made that possible. Then Putin’s puppet took over (with Chloe’s help) and now Ukraine’s position is compromised.



We. Told. Them. So.

 

[Bray123]

Ukraine missed a trick with this. They should have offered unlimited eggs but Trump having to say 'Thank You' for every single one.