Out Boast the Poster Above You

[Otis_Ravelli]

This is a thread to hone your boasting skills. Just try to outdo, one up, and outshine the person above you.

I'll start with something small so you have plenty of room to grow out from.

I cook a pretty good burger.

 

[Apisto42]

This is a thread to hone your boasting skills. Just try to outdo, one up, and outshine the person above you.

I'll start with something small so you have plenty of room to grow out from.

I cook a pretty good burger.

I ate a really okay burger once. (Lots of room to go from the floor)

 

[Taegul]

I made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

I'm also really good at turning any thread into a Baseless Lies thread.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

My apple crumble is by far the most crumbly-est.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

My apple crumble is the appleiest and the crumbliest

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My apple crumble is the appleiest and the crumbliest

That’s nothing compared to the way my pie will make you crumble

 

[Wriggle]

That’s nothing compared to the way my pie will make you crumble
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Who needs pies?
My tongue will make you crumble like the walls of Jericho.

 

[Taegul]

Yeah, well, my tongue will lie to you more than a politician!

 

[Photog1rl]

My tongue will have you speaking in tongues.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

My tongue can partially arouse 3 out of 10 women.

 

[AlexBailey]

I can make you feel like a natural woman inside, regardless of who you are.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I can make you feel like there is definitely something supernatural about this woman.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Please! I ghost bust the super natural like I bust a nut of passion … thirty years ago. Not recently.

But the boast still stands!

 

[Apisto42]

Please! I ghost bust the super natural like I bust a nut of passion … thirty years ago. Not recently.

But the boast still stands!

Light weight, I fucked a ghost so damn good that it had an epiphany and went to heaven.

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Light weight, I fucked a ghost so damn good that it had an epiphany and went to heaven.

Epiphany schiphany! A ghost did an epic piss on me.

 

[saintcero]

Epiphany schiphany! A ghost did an epic piss on me.

You call that a piss? That’s barely a heavy dew. When I take a leak tsunamis warning go up

 

[subdudeme13]

I will make you foget your name.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I'll make you forget your name, age, height, and favourite colour

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m going to fuck a whole new personality into you. Again.

 

[bbcbarry9033]

I’m going to fuck a whole new personality into you. Again.

Sex with me is a gang bang baby!

 

[Apisto42]

Sex with me is a gang bang baby!

I have more split personalities than Sybil!

 

[cdstefi]

My last two encounters have led to my partner squirting multiple times (like 10-15 times although we weren't counting).

 

[Davidwa1]

Only the last two? I would have done that every time.

 

[Deadbed1968]

My tongue is so long that when I go down on you I can lick the back of your eyeballs!

 

[Tina_Femme]

My throat is so deep, my tongue can lick the bottom of your balls