The Felon Woke Up...

[dmallord]

He was grumpy this morning. Aides informed him he had lost an hour of sleep.

"Who's responsible?" he demanded.

Swallowing hard, the aides informed him, "Sir, Mr. President, it is Daylight Savings."

Immediately going on Truth Social, he found everyone was complaining about it.

Consequently, he wrote an EO imposing a 250% tariff on it and declaring, "The Land of the Rising Sun will pay it!"

Aides considered explaining the issue but determined it wasn't worth risking his ire and let him take a nap on Vance's favorite couch in the Oval Office.

Source: Breitbart

 

[Saint_Ann]

On a day when there's nothing to complain about, make shit up. ~The Left.

 

[dmallord]

On a day when there's nothing to complain about, make shit up. ~The Left.

You forgot your signature smiley face!

Humor and satire are missing ingredients in Republican posts. This is a writing/publishing site, you know?

Oh, there are lots to complain about, but I'm feeling humorous right now.

By the way, there is a lot of satire in my latest story. Something easy to read and short so that your attention span need not wander:

JoJo Thought He Was a Loner
And April Didn't Read Her Signs.
today in NonConsent/Reluctance Stories

 

[Saint_Ann]

You forgot your signature smiley face!

Humor and satire are missing ingredients in Republican posts. This is a writing/publishing site, you know?

Oh, there are lots to complain about, but I'm feeling humorous right now.

By the way, there is a lot of satire in my latest story. Something easy to read and short so that your attention span need not wander:

JoJo Thought He Was a Loner
And April Didn't Read Her Signs.
today in NonConsent/Reluctance Stories

Maybe, just maybe, our humor and satire go right over your head. If you have to explain a joke...

 

[dmallord]

Maybe, just maybe, our humor and satire go right over your head. If you have to explain a joke...

There's that smiling signature!

I didn't explain any jokes. Maybe some humor or satire goes over this old guy's head, but it's not from 'our' guys. Most rigtwingers here couldn't put together a bit of humor or recognize, let alone create, something satirical.

As to humor and satire, point me where some were proffered, and I will read it. Most of what is vomited up as 'right and just' is mere condemnation of the 'Left' and is really without any substantive support. It's a litany of: fuck you or go fuck a goat, or fuck you first that gets typed here by the right supporters.

If you stripped any of their daily language, all that would be left would be DTS references.

To be fair, you are not among them. You barely comment, and what you type isn't vitriolic for the most part. Spartan words in your posts.

Anyway, did you happen to read my tale? I'm trying to keep things positive today. It is one of my better days.