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[Wat_Tyler]

You may need to translate for us 'over the pond'ers

He's talking about a prolifically reproducing plant, just like that always-knocked-up Cynthia slut.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

And no one told my dog.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have absolutely no idea what a backhoe is...but I kinda like the sound of her

This slut here:


https://i.redd.it/gja02rel4dx81.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Good “way to damn early” morning!

Happy Sunday.


No idea why I woke up early in spite of the missing hour.


There be Naptime later.

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning OM and Wat. Your memes are hopeful. Thank you.

 

[nipplecaresser]

This slut here:


https://i.redd.it/gja02rel4dx81.jpg

Mmm, to be fair, she's not really what I was hoping to see!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thanks for the oldermommemes, OM. I raise my coffee mug to you

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning Sunday slurpers. Have a peaceful day.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Good morning

 

[nipplecaresser]

Who discovered that you could take someone's temperature rectally and what is it that they were trying to do at the time?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Mmm, to be fair, she's not really what I was hoping to see!

I'd marry a slut like that.


This one, too:


https://image.hmn.com/6lx8rlE6j_NSRUPYVxSBMqx5Oh0=/1349x0/uimage/149095869.jpg

 

[Wonderer67]

I remember a CBS news blurb from a slow news day in 1970 or so where they asked Texans what state is biggest. Half said it was Texas. In typical northeastern fashion, it was done in a "look how dumb Texans/southerners are" manner. So, that's where my quip came from.

I am furiously taking notes…

 

[Wonderer67]

Morning diner denizens!

Feels darker out!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Mining diner denizens!

Feels darker out!

Right? I woke up thinking of wow I slept in until 6!..... Then I remembered I really didn't

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My front porch light is working nicely so's I can look outside and see all the Dark out there.

I am furiously taking notes…

I don't know why I remember all kinds of shit like that, but I do.

 

[Missk_2022]

Prolly.

Did you know there is a drill attachment for bulb planting?

 

[Missk_2022]

Been a long time since I was snozzled!

Me too...

 

[Missk_2022]

It's just that I've never really been that forward with women!

You should read some of the dms I get (ignore).... they are something

 

[Missk_2022]

My car is a 2017 Nissan Rogue Hybrid. I also have my husband's truck, a 2009 Chevy Avalanche. Both vehicles have less than 12K miles on them.

I looked last night. Mine has 6528.... I bought either last week nov 23 or 1st week December 23.....