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[Missk_2022]

Step One: convince him to sell it to me for my price.

 

[Missk_2022]

" 'Ello Grandad... "

Aww grandad..i love that!!

 

[Missk_2022]

Just make sure you plant a bunch of bulbs together. They don’t do well at all singularly so plant in clumps.

Same with Cynthia, they like to bramble so take a bunch of cuttings and put them all close together.

Hell, Mrs wonderer and I would love to come out and help you plant em.

Planting party

 

[Lilianna23]

This was still little barn cat Ethyl. Fred was more to the front barn (hay, now cars) and Ethyl was in the back barn with the critters. All 4 horses were still alive and well. Geezer used to eat in a small stall (now the goat stall/maturity ward) at the front of the barn so the other critters wouldn't steal his food. Everyone had eaten and Telly, the red horse you have seen pictures of, and Bully Poodle/Calypso were standing near the front at the outside edge of the stall. The Landlady was there - I wish I had been. Horses have about one way to feel something - with their mouths. No fingers, a massive nail at the end of each leg - they use their lips. I call it snozzling. Telly saw the wee three-color cat and decided to investigate, so he gave her a snozzling, not knowing that this was/is Ethyl. One simply does not just snozzle Ethyl. Ethyl does not wish to be snozzled, as she considers this to be Rude Behavior. Ethyl hates Rude Behavior in a horse and she will not tolerate it. She turned on him, grabbed a bit of lip in each very clawed paw, and bit him on the lip. He jerked his head back, both in a bit of pain and apparently with a bit of emotional hurt, too, and he turned and walked back to the middle of the barn. Ethyl went on about her rounds. Making rounds/going on walkabout is very important to barn cats, it seems.


Ethyl moved inside a very few weeks later and is currently lounging against my travel bag.

Been a long time since I was snozzled!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Well you tell that person to suck it....

It's just that I've never really been that forward with women!

 

[Lilianna23]

What do you drive?


Nosy curiosity.


What is everyone's Daily Driver?


Mine is a 2015 Ram 1500 4x4 quadcab with a Hemi and pretty much bone stock. It has 117Potassium miles.

My car is a 2017 Nissan Rogue Hybrid. I also have my husband's truck, a 2009 Chevy Avalanche. Both vehicles have less than 12K miles on them.

 

[Lilianna23]

Morning everyone. Please enjoy your Saturday! Love you all!View attachment 2508764

And we love you, OM! ️

 

[nipplecaresser]

Im going to pop on when I can. I promise...

It's always good to see you. I hope life is treating you well.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Mmmm yummmmmmmy..

There is a local gal that makes sour dough bread. I am gonna pick up a loaf tomorrow am.... I just don't have the patience....

But you're a nurse

 

[Lilianna23]

I miss you and your memes. I tried to take up the slack but it’s not the same.

You've done a fine job!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Wat started it!

I don't know. What did?

 

[nipplecaresser]

Have you ever tried walking and dancing in women's heels?!?

Who showed you the photos?

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good Saturday morning. Change the clocks tonight!

UK and Europeans - don't even think about it!

 

[thør]

Big as Texas???

Alaska, making Texas feel small since 1959.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Just make sure you plant a bunch of bulbs together. They don’t do well at all singularly so plant in clumps.

Same with Cynthia, they like to bramble so take a bunch of cuttings and put them all close together.

Hell, Mrs wonderer and I would love to come out and help you plant em.

You may need to translate for us 'over the pond'ers

 

[nipplecaresser]

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I have absolutely no idea what a backhoe is...but I kinda like the sound of her

 

[Wat_Tyler]

good night peoples. Got r taxes done in her business taxes too.

Having a nice visit with my sister in upstate New York.

Did mine last weekend. Seems I owe a bit, so it'll with until mid-April before it goes out in the mail.


With a check.


They get nothing early.


Ever!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My life was fine before this.


It was perkier knowing that this thing existed.


It got a bit more interesting knowing that it's now for sale.


Owning it would be fascinating, but still not a deal breaker.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Planting party

At the rate I'm going, you'll be in on it, damaging your manicure in Out West clayeybits.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Been a long time since I was snozzled!

Calypso did the back of my left hand once. He got teeth on it. No pain, just a dental flexing of the relaxed skin on the back of my hand. That's what told me how very sensitive their mouths are.


I need Daily Poodle treatments.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good “way to damn early” morning!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Alaska, making Texas feel small since 1959.

I remember a CBS news blurb from a slow news day in 1970 or so where they asked Texans what state is biggest. Half said it was Texas. In typical northeastern fashion, it was done in a "look how dumb Texans/southerners are" manner. So, that's where my quip came from.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You may need to translate for us 'over the pond'ers

He's talking about a prolifically reproducing plant, just like that always-knocked-up Cynthia slut.