Cock Talk

[Lord Pmann]

I’m usually pretty good at interpreting autocorrect, but wtf gets you “alan” ? “Dick” usually gets changed to either “duck” or “Dick “ (which is fine, my cock definitely deserves the capital).

Alan six.

 

[Apisto42]

I see you’ve played the alan-anal game before.

I hope your Alan enjoys my massive duck.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I hope your Alan enjoys my massive duck.

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[Apisto42]

So this brings a question to mind. Because sexy talk should be sexy and not clinical, what are your preferred terms for sext when chatting about all things anally related?

 

[Endless_Night]

It is rare that I feel I have nothing to add to the conversation.

This would be one of those times.

*jets*

 

[hotoldrguy]

So this brings a question to mind. Because sexy talk should be sexy and not clinical, what are your preferred terms for sext when chatting about all things anally related?

I am an anal sexting virgin

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

So this brings a question to mind. Because sexy talk should be sexy and not clinical, what are your preferred terms for sext when chatting about all things anally related?

Basically just say "ass." No cute nicknames. Because that can go haywire quick.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It is rare that I feel I have nothing to add to the conversation.

This would be one of those times.

*jets*

Technically that IS adding to it. Just saying.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So this brings a question to mind. Because sexy talk should be sexy and not clinical, what are your preferred terms for sext when chatting about all things anally related?

“I want to take your temperature the fun way”.

 

[Endless_Night]

Technically that IS adding to it. Just saying.

Oh, hush, Boo!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I get all my news from Hustler.

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So I saw this and, once I got past looking at her butt, I looked at the text.

Did people really “read” Hustler for incredibly serious topics like AIDS and murder?

I know the old joke about reading Playboy for the articles, but at least Playboy had some credibility as a place where real writers wrote articles, but Hustler?

I only looked at one Hustler in my life and it was incredibly graphic. We’re talking close-ups, cum, the whole shebang. I can’t imagine whacking off to that and then becoming engrossed in an AIDS story.

Has anyone ever said, “I was reading JUGS the other day and they brought up some good points about the Middle East”?

I guess I don’t have any questions about this one, I’m just sort of flabbergasted.

Going back to the beginning, Playboy has had a history of incredible writing and well done interviews, essays, and articles. People joke about reading Playboy for the articles but many of the actual articles are often facinating and well done. And more often than not, relevant to the times.

I think other magazines tried to match that energy and probably couldn't. Although I'm sure Larry Flynt saw what Playboy was doing and made an effort to match it. Hustler altogether is facinating on its own in that it's a bit of a reaction to Playboy. Playboy's pictorials were about the female form and nudity, but still had a level of wholesome sheen to it ("Tina likes puppies and volleyball" etc). Hustler took the basic idea and pushed it further. Spread legs, vulvas on display, sometimes dudes would show up. It was much more raw and more direct.

That said, yeah, never read a Hustler article.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

“I want to take your temperature the fun way”.

That actually works.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Like a donut being deep throated

WHAT?!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

WHAT?!!!

Imagine a nice long eclair being slipped paste some lips with a nice squirt of creme cumming coming out of the end. Funny + Erotic = Pure Sexiness

 

[SassySheDevil]

Imagine a nice long eclair being slipped paste some lips with a nice squirt of creme cumming coming out of the end. Funny + Erotic = Pure Sexiness

Here I was picturing a guy fucking a donut.

 

[Lmizzler]

Here I was picturing a guy fucking a donut.

In fairness, that would also make me laugh.

 

[SassySheDevil]

In fairness, that would also make me laugh.

I can totally picture @Lord Pmann trying this.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I can totally picture @Lord Pmann trying this.

Fucking the donut or blowing it?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Fucking the donut or blowing it?

Well. I was picturing fucking. But I'd watch either.

Ring doughnut, or filled? The holes in ring doughnuts are too small (I imagine!), and filled ones... That would be odd, in my view. And messy.

Both. Ooooh. Clean up would be fun.

 

[Lmizzler]

This conversation has taken quite the turn.

 

[SassySheDevil]

This conversation has taken quite the turn.

I blame you.

 

[Lmizzler]

I blame you.

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[hotwords229_A]

This conversation has taken quite the turn.

I love when that happens.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I love when that happens.

Cause now you're looking at your dick and thinking of donuts.

 

[Lmizzler]

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