Attorney General Pam Bondi orders US Marshal Service to "deputize" Elon Musk's private security goons

[RobDownSouth]

Anticipating an expected MAGA backlash against Elon Musk's out-of-control slashing of programs that have begun to affect normal everyday white male Americans ("$300 insulin is back, baybeeeee!"). Attorney General Pam Bondi ordered the US Marshal Service to "deputize" Elon Musk's rapidly growing private security contingent. These security goons may now legally bypass metal detectors at all airports and US government buildings, and may unholster their firearms and aim them at American citizens who, in their judgment, constitute a threat to Musk's health and well-being. Probably his fee-fees too.

 

[Noitall]

GOOD!

 

[MajorRewrite]

Today’s headline: President Musk Ordered DEI Blonde to Deputize His Private Security

Tomorrow’s headline: President Musk Calls His Deputized Security Force the “Gestapo”

 

[Politruk]

Update: No one was available to carry out AG Bondi's orders because the entire staff of the U.S. Marshal Service has been laid off.

 

[VerbalAbuse]

the entire staff of the U.S. Marshal Service has been laid off.

The left is celebrating: the police is finally defunded! Yay!

 

[UltraChad]

Anticipating an expected MAGA backlash against Elon Musk's out-of-control slashing of programs that have begun to affect normal everyday white male Americans ("$300 insulin is back, baybeeeee!"). Attorney General Pam Bondi ordered the US Marshal Service to "deputize" Elon Musk's rapidly growing private security contingent. These security goons may now legally bypass metal detectors at all airports and US government buildings, and may unholster their firearms and aim them at American citizens who, in their judgment, constitute a threat to Musk's health and well-being. Probably his fee-fees too.

Awwww maybe all the psycho's like you threatening his life because he cut your welfare off, have made this necessary.

Oh noes the consequences of Democrats call to violence because they hate democracy.

 

[UltraChad]

The left is celebrating: the police is finally defunded! Yay!

Now who will they call when they're getting their ass kicked???

 

[VerbalAbuse]

Now who will they call when they're getting their ass kicked???

I don't care who they'll call.

 

[UltraChad]

I don't care who they'll call.

Out-fuckin'-standing.

 

[MajorRewrite]

The left is celebrating: the police is finally defunded! Yay!

Mentally challenged person blames “the left” for Trump cutting the US Marshal Service.

MAGAs are all stable geniuses.

 

[UltraChad]

Mentally challenged person blames “the left” for Trump cutting the US Marshal Service.

MAGAs are all stable geniuses.

Says the guy demonstrating he can't read for shit.

Nobody blamed the left for anything Trump did.

Fucking retard.

 

[LLCox]

The brown shirts have arrived. All they need now is jack boots and dusters... MAGA

 

[RobDownSouth]

Awwww maybe all the psycho's like you threatening his life because he cut your welfare off, have made this necessary.

Oh noes the consequences of Democrats call to violence because they hate democracy.

I'm not the one with a monthly government 'disability' check at risk, welfare mooch.

Emperor Musk's 'waste cutters' have eliminated all VA mental health counselors nationwide, severing your last remaining tether to reality. Your access to pew-pews remains unimpeded. Muskrats have also laid off about 80,000 VA workers, a large number of them ex-combat arms. Unlike you, they've been trained how to use weapons.

From that perspective, one can see the necessity of granting federal immunity by deputizing his Blackwater Praetorian Guard, the veteran natives are more than a tad peeved.

Are you back to attempting to claim yet again that it is Democrats who really hate democracy"? All those J6 protesters were democrats? And that bozo who gave Mango Mussolini a public ear piercing in Pennsylvania last year too?

nb: apostrophes are possessive, ergo, 'psychos' not 'psycho's'. I won't hold that against you, with your rapidly failing memory (you can no longer recall your military service, whether or not you went to college, or the nationality the 'strictly platonic' mother of your bastard)

 

[UltraChad]

I'm not the one with a monthly government 'disability' check at risk, welfare mooch.

You protest too much.... you clearly are.

Emperor Musk's 'waste cutters' have eliminated all VA mental health counselors nationwide, severing your last remaining tether to reality. Your access to pew-pews remains unimpeded. Muskrats have also laid off about 80,000 VA workers, a large number of them ex-combat arms. Unlike you, they've been trained how to use weapons.

From that perspective, one can see the necessity of granting federal immunity by deputizing his Blackwater Praetorian Guard, the veteran natives are more than a tad peeved.

I'm sure you believe all that.

Are you back to attempting to claim yet again that it is Democrats who really hate democracy"?

It's objective reality, not an attempted claim.

All those J6 protesters were democrats? And that bozo who gave Mango Mussolini a public ear piercing in Pennsylvania last year too?

Whataboutism doesn't make Democrat behavior go away.

nb: apostrophes are possessive, ergo, 'psychos' not 'psycho's'. I won't hold that against you, with your rapidly failing memory (you can no longer recall your military service, whether or not you went to college, or the nationality the 'strictly platonic' mother of your bastard)

I told you directly I didn't go to college, I didn't want to be poor.

And the rest of it is your schizoid delusion so...why would I own that??

Oh look, another failed prognostication from the local schizophrenic (D)ipshit.