Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

Every vagina is beautiful in its own way.

I mean, yes. Absolutely. This is true.

Just kidding. Some are terrifying.

On the other hand.

I stumbled on a few online pictures that terrorized me. To the point where I refused to view my own. No way, no how. If that was happening down there . . . I did not want to know.

It wasn't until Lit that I settled in with a mirror and viewed. Fortified first by a Kir Royal.

#truestory

The things I admit on the anonymous internet.

 

[Endless_Night]

I will always love exchanging text. I wouldn't want just audios or videos without the text. Part of that is practical (not always having privacy), but I also find writing to be a more... considered... form of communication.

Just clipping this part, but the whole conversation with @MedicalMuse resonated for me. Text, audio, longer written format whether it be PM or email. All have their charm. All add a different contextual layer to interaction. Limiting access to one medium would be like . . . .

Have you ever been to one of those restaurant where they place importance on the full range of the five basic tastes? Where each portion is balanced to hit the palate just right, and you leave feeling sensorily satisfied. No lingering desire for something sweet or another element missed in the food presentation.

That's what the combinations of a range of communications types can create.

Limiting access to one medium would be like going to McDonalds.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I mean, yes. Absolutely. This is true.


On the other hand.

I stumbled on a few online pictures that terrorized me. To the point where I refused to view my own. No way, no how. If that was happening down there . . . I did not want to know.

It wasn't until Lit that I settled in with a mirror and viewed. Fortified first by a Kir Royal.

#truestory

The things I admit on the anonymous internet.

If you need a second opinion, I majored in Vaginal Inspection. And I don’t drink, so it’ll be a sober review.

 

[Endless_Night]

If you need a second opinion, I majored in Vaginal Inspection. And I don’t drink, so it’ll be a sober review.

Ummm . . . .

Oh, are you starting a new thread?

Where women show you their nether regions (instead of breasts) and you rate them?

I still can't believe you pulled that off.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ummm . . . .

Oh, are you starting a new thread?

Where women show you their nether regions (instead of breasts) and you rate them?

I still can't believe you pulled that off.

Hmmmm. You’re giving me ideas.

However, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- vaginas must have context.

Tits are good any time. On a plane. On a train. On a boat. Near a goat. Vaginas are different. I don’t think I’d be into a vagina rating thread. I’m scared of what I might see.

And yes, that thread was the best. Still waiting for your submission (that’s a double entendre).

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmmm. You’re giving me ideas.

This is vaguely terrifying.

And yes, that thread was the best. Still waiting for your submission (that’s a double entendres)

*laughs nervously*

 

[hotwords229_A]

So if I’m reading all of this right a simple “” isn’t enough of a response during sexting?

 

[EvaLane]

I fear I'm one of the worst sexters on Lit, and I always have been.

It's not that my standards are high - they're perpendicular, they loop, they derail, they double back just to see if you're still following along.

I don't want to roleplay, but I do want to be dragged into the fantasy. Push me into that headspace, because I can't get there on my own.

I don't want romance, but I do want to feel sought after. Chased, claimed, not just another body but something worth taking.

I don't want tasks and instructions, but l do want demands. Expectation. A metaphorical hand at the back of my neck, pressing down just enough to make me stay.

What makes good sexting?

Is it knowing how to build tension? How to push, how to pull back?

For me, it’s the game.

When it’s good, it’s very good, and it doesn’t need go beyond text. If anything, it’s better when there’s still a little denial, a little mystery, wrapped up in someone who sees through me completely.

 

[Endless_Night]

So if I’m reading all of this right a simple “” isn’t enough of a response during sexting?

I mean, have you gotten any complaints?

No, really, have you?

#terminallynosey

 

[Apisto42]

Hmmmm. You’re giving me ideas.

However, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- vaginas must have context.

Tits are good any time. On a plane. On a train. On a boat. Near a goat. Vaginas are different. I don’t think I’d be into a vagina rating thread. I’m scared of what I might see.

And yes, that thread was the best. Still waiting for your submission (that’s a double entendre).

You should revive that thread. I laughed my ass off on that thread.

Starting with a submission from @Endless_Night …

 

[Lord Pmann]

You should revive that thread. I laughed my ass off on that thread.

Starting with a submission from @Endless_Night …

If I could get a promise from Enny that this would happen, I would do it.

That thread was good, light-hearted, heavy-chested fun.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, have you gotten any complaints?

No, really, have you?

#terminallynosey

If you post in Pmann’s revived thread we can all find out!

 

[Endless_Night]

*tries to think of circumstances where she would post her bare breasts in a public thread*

THERE ARE NO CIRCUMSTANCES




. . . . I think my brain just experienced a brief shut down.

 

[Endless_Night]

If you post in Pmann’s revived thread we can all find out!

Omg! I cannot believe you said that!

*is shocked*

 

[hotwords229_A]

*tries to think of circumstances where she would post her bare breasts in a public thread*

THERE ARE NO CIRCUMSTANCES




. . . . I think my brain just experienced a brief shut down.

Don’t think of it as “public”. Post them in the privacy of your own home, but on Lit.

 

[Endless_Night]

Don’t think of it as “public”. Post them in the privacy of your own home, but on Lit.

You should be in sales.

Still nope.

NOOOOPE

 

[hotwords229_A]

You should be in sales.

Still nope.

NOOOOPE

I was. This is how I got fired from Victoria’s Secret.

 

[Endless_Night]

I was. This is how I got fired from Victoria’s Secret.

Omg. STOP!

 

[Lord Pmann]

*tries to think of circumstances where she would post her bare breasts in a public thread*

THERE ARE NO CIRCUMSTANCES




. . . . I think my brain just experienced a brief shut down.

If you feel safer, you can just send them to me in a PM and I can evaluate them privately.

Don’t think of it as “public”. Post them in the privacy of your own home, but on Lit.

Hotwords seems to understand the reality of this situation. We should follow his advice.

 

[Endless_Night]

If you feel safer, you can just send them to me in a PM and I can evaluate them privately.

So. . . ummm, generous?

Hotwords seems to understand the reality of this situation. We should follow his advice.

You're seriously advocating I follow the advice of a person who thinks two suggestive emojis are the pinnacle of sexting communication?


( Sorry Hotwords. )

 

[Lord Pmann]

I fear I'm one of the worst sexters on Lit, and I always have been.

I think this is an interesting comment. One that I’ve seen quite often.

People seem to rank themselves poorly in the sexy talk arena. I don’t know that it’s always deserved. My experience with the one or two people who have ever been tricked in talking with me has been good, for the most part. I think people are just shy and self-conscious about it. You’re letting people see your inner thoughts. Your darkest little secrets.

I will say, the worst sexters would be those who misspell stuff too often. The occasional typo would be okay. But, “I’d like some deep alan tonight” or “spray your coke all over my chest” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Maybe if I were named Alan I would be more amenable to that typo.

 

[Apisto42]

I think this is an interesting comment. One that I’ve seen quite often.

People seem to rank themselves poorly in the sexy talk arena. I don’t know that it’s always deserved. My experience with the one or two people who have ever been tricked in talking with me has been good, for the most part. I think people are just shy and self-conscious about it. You’re letting people see your inner thoughts. Your darkest little secrets.

I will say, the worst sexters would be those who misspell stuff too often. The occasional typo would be okay. But, “I’d like some deep alan tonight” or “spray your coke all over my chest” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Maybe if I were named Alan I would be more amenable to that typo.

I’m usually pretty good at interpreting autocorrect, but wtf gets you “alan” ? “Dick” usually gets changed to either “duck” or “Dick “ (which is fine, my cock definitely deserves the capital).

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m usually pretty good at interpreting autocorrect, but wtf gets you “alan” ? “Dick” usually gets changed to either “duck” or “Dick “ (which is fine, my cock definitely deserves the capital).

alan=anal

 

[Apisto42]

alan=anal

Smh.

Well, I suppose that shows that I’m usually not texting about plundering some girls starfish.

 

[hotwords229_A]

alan=anal

I see you’ve played the alan-anal game before.