Cider and Pinot Gris I've decided. Bloody Cyclone Alfred has slowed down so dragging the inevitable out. I've got 7 hours left to work for this week so I will empty my inbox and be productive until this unexpected guest arrives at my door
I've been drinking out in this storm and waiting 
Oh, was I unexpected
You've never been drunk until you have used a shoe for a pillow.
Girl, I left you the directions written on your arm
we had to get moving so I could dance in the rain! 
Does it matter if their foot is still in the shoe at the time? More points? Less points?
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I was going to try and save you by saying you'd just decided to visit me... But it's only Thursday morning here... And even in NZ it's still Thursday morning.
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Guys, is my mood and bad oneam I being that different from usual
You couldn't save me Queen.
Fuck me! What an entrance!Anyone need a spanking? I’m in the mood …
Same..I even had a random shoe under my back which we couldn't find the owner of.
You know how I roll
Excuse you …. It’s not my fault you couldn’t pronounce the safe word.
Apparently I am raunchy sweet.You couldn't save me Queen.
You are too sweet.
You'd have to actually be a ball buster for the pivot trick to work.
You are the best!!!!!
Anyone need a spanking? I’m in the mood …
Can you spank Alfred first please?Anyone need a spanking? I’m in the mood …
Always!Anyone need a spanking? I’m in the mood …
Haha!You know how I roll
Excuse you …. It’s not my fault you couldn’t pronounce the safe word.
I really need to come in here more often.
